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[SavageLycan]

Pannamaslo wrote...

I just thought...Maybe there is some hidden content in the game files...Some additional interaction or cinematics. Like m/m romance in ME1:whistle:

Ha. Maybe there's a deleted "Hot Coffee" scene like in Grand Theft Auto.

[Brienna_]

Sheploo needs boobs!! heheh Garrus singing some Barry White...

[Annora]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

So, hm, time to start my costume for Dragon*Con this year. Given that I am a tall busty female (I got over 6" in the previously-mentioned gargoyle costume) I'm considering turian, but I want accuracy and frankly we don't have much of that yet.

I'm also thinking I could do a decent Collector costume.

Input? Suggestions, references (for female turian appearances)? (Not trying to hijack the thread, I reckon people can send me private messages if they like.) What would Garrus find attractive in a turian gal besides a nice fringe and a supportive waist?

Pleasing scale colour?

I'm gonna make some N7 armor and go as Shepard one of these years.

[Pannamaslo]

SavageLycan wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

I just thought...Maybe there is some hidden content in the game files...Some additional interaction or cinematics. Like m/m romance in ME1:whistle:

Ha. Maybe there's a deleted "Hot Coffee" scene like in Grand Theft Auto.

 Oh my...

[Von Verrikan]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

silvermcc wrote...
I find it hilarious that it says: "Press and hold (F) to continue" ... :innocent:

Yes. The first time I saw that at the end of the game, I pressed and held (F) .
...imagine my dissapointment.

I was the same way, haha.

And on the topic of male shepard there with Garrus. Even though I'm gay I muchly prefer Femshep with him. Male shep just comes across as too much of a football linebacker to woo Garrus I just can't take it seriously, and I would totally love it if I could.

[Eradyn]

SavageLycan wrote...

Ha. Maybe there's a deleted "Hot Coffee" scene like in Grand Theft Auto.

Heh.  If only. I doubt it, though...this is BW and while they DID give us a Garrus romance (albeit culminating in a head bump) they also gave us "Sex in Granny Undies" ala Dragon Age: Origins.  Somehow I don't know if they'd have it in them to get anywhere near as "risque" as a Hot Coffee-style romance.

[SavageLycan]

Eradyn wrote...

Heh.  If only. I doubt it, though...this is BW and while they DID give us a Garrus romance (albeit culminating in a head bump) they also gave us "Sex in Granny Undies" ala Dragon Age: Origins.  Somehow I don't know if they'd have it in them to get anywhere near as "risque" as a Hot Coffee-style romance.

Ha ha. I know, just kidding around... or am I?

Shepherd: Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Garrus: Can it wait for a while? I have to make some calibrations.
Shepherd: I just wanted to invite you to my cabin for some... coffee
Garrus: ...
*bow chicka bow wow*

[RiotLaFontaine]

Eradyn wrote...



Best fan rendition of a female turian I've seen.

I _just_ saw this too!  I agree, it's definitely the best so far and it's helped by the quarian influences in the clothing design.

[Ms Cherissa]

Hm, I am thinking 'can do' on the turian female. I have the full-eye black contact lenses, easy enough to do a second layer there with disposable colored lenses to create the illusion of iris-on-black. The legs I got down from previous experience. The real trouble with all that is going to be the hands.



I could always just build a turian male costume, between their torsos being huge and a voice-changer I'd have to use anyway that's no big deal, but turian menfolk seem to be walking fashion disasters.

[Eradyn]

You'd probably have to modify gloves for three digits (two fingers in each "digit" then one for the thumb) and then have it modified with "talons/claws" at the ends.

[real1dark1purple]

Why did I do this... Just ask AgentMulder5 (AKA Matt). I'm curious to see what his version is going to be. XD We tend to laugh about how "Bad Bromance" is Garrus trying to escape Sheploo, and so we wanted to write a "Bad Romance" thing about Garrus. If you want to know why we do this random crap, go over and join us in Garrus/ME Chat.



Oooohoooohh- (Yeah... That part with the "oh"s)

Caught in a turian-mance

Oooohoooohh- (Yeah, you get it

Caught and I can't ingest)



Skaw-skaw, mmm, caw-caw

Turians, mmm caw-caw

Garrus, ooh skaw-skaw

A turian-mance



Feed him strawberries,

Then watch as he bleeds

'Cuz he's a turian, that ain't what he eats

He needs dextro

Oh, my Buddha

He needs dextro



He worked with C-Sex

But he still has needs

Savor the last shot, then pop his heat sink

A real headshot

Oh my Shinto,

I said headshot



'Cuz they know that we want it

And maybe we'll get it

Xenophilia needs a shirtless Garrus



We want his love and his turian fringe

You and me, we want a Garrusmance

We want his love and his turian fringe

You and me, we want a Garrusmance

Caught in a turianmance

Caught and I can't ingest





Skaw-skaw, mmm, caw-caw

Turians, mmm caw-caw

Garrus, ooh skaw-skaw

A turian-mance



Shep wants to kiss him,

But he won't give in

BioWare don't know what in the hell they can do

How do they kiss?

Oh, my reach

He's missing lips



'Cuz they know that we want it

And maybe we'll get it

Xenophilia needs a shirtless Garrus



We want his love and his turian fringe

You and me, we want a Garrusmance

We want his love and his turian fringe

You and me, we want a Garrusmance

Caught in a turianmance

Caught and I can't ingest



Walk, walk, with two toes, baby

Work it,

Make me chaffe like crazy

Walk, walk, with two toes, baby

Work it,

Make me CHAFFE. LIKE. CRAZY.



I want you love

And your turian fringe

I want your love

Tali can't equal dem hips

Skaw-skaw, caw-caw

Don't you say, "What the f*ck?"

Skaw-skaw, caw-caw

That's turian for, "Dem hips!"

(Caught in a turianmance)

That's turian!

(Caught in a turianmance)

For, "Dem hips!"



We want his love and his turian fringe

You and me, we want a Garrusmance

We want his love and his turian fringe

You and me, we want a Garrusmance

Caught in a turianmance

Caught and I can't ingest

Caught in a turianmance

Caught and I can't ingest



Skaw-skaw, mmm, caw-caw

Turians, mmm caw-caw

Garrus, ooh skaw-skaw

A turian-mance



.... WHAT THE HELL!?

[Ms Cherissa]

Eradyn wrote...

You'd probably have to modify gloves for three digits (two fingers in each "digit" then one for the thumb) and then have it modified with "talons/claws" at the ends.

Pshh, what sort of FX gal do you think I am? Still using shoe polish as temp hair dye?   ("Do not ask about her Dark Willow costume" - Tali voice)

No no, that's all obvious. Appearance is easy, function is hard. Maximum manual dexterity for the duration of the convention will be needed.

[Brienna_]

I love it Tierney!!! more songs!!!

[OmbradelCerberos]

This is great, Tierney XD

[Eradyn]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Eradyn wrote...

You'd probably have to modify gloves for three digits (two fingers in each "digit" then one for the thumb) and then have it modified with "talons/claws" at the ends.

Pshh, what sort of FX gal do you think I am? Still using shoe polish as temp hair dye?   ("Do not ask about her Dark Willow costume" - Tali voice)

No no, that's all obvious. Appearance is easy, function is hard. Maximum manual dexterity for the duration of the convention will be needed.

I see; wasn't quite sure what you meant.  Well, then, you'll figure something out, I'm sure.

@Tierney:

ROFL Oh, man...that's too good. XD

Modifié par Eradyn, 13 février 2010 - 09:22 .

[Pannamaslo]

real1dark1purple wrote...

Why did I do this... Just ask AgentMulder5 (AKA Matt). I'm curious to see what his version is going to be. XD We tend to laugh about how "Bad Bromance" is Garrus trying to escape Sheploo, and so we wanted to write a "Bad Romance" thing about Garrus. If you want to know why we do this random crap, go over and join us in Garrus/ME Chat.

Wow. Just Wow. I prefer this to original.

[Von Verrikan]

Something I caught wind of someone making. Cute if you ask me

[Brienna_]

Oh the Garrus plushie!! haven't seen that for a while.

[Eradyn]

Von Verrikan wrote...



Something I caught wind of someone making. Cute if you ask me

I think Siltsonata made that as the original plushy, then remade a newer version (the one linked in the OP).  I could be mistaken, but that's what I recall off the top of my head.

[Pannamaslo]

Brienna_ wrote...

Oh the Garrus plushie!! haven't seen that for a while.

Lol. What about poor Jacob in your sig? This gif is priceless:D

[Von Verrikan]

Eradyn wrote...



I think Siltsonata made that as the original plushy, then remade a newer version (the one linked in the OP).  I could be mistaken, but that's what I recall off the top of my head.

It's in the OP? Damnit, why am I not reading through your bible more often...

[Eradyn]

Von Verrikan wrote...

Eradyn wrote...



I think Siltsonata made that as the original plushy, then remade a newer version (the one linked in the OP).  I could be mistaken, but that's what I recall off the top of my head.

It's in the OP? Damnit, why am I not reading through your bible more often...

Heheh, the newer one is in the OP.  I think I removed the original, but I'll go ahead and include it as well.

And YES! People should check the OP more often! I update that sucker every day! XD

Modifié par Eradyn, 13 février 2010 - 09:41 .

[Annora]

Haha, that was so eerie. Bad Romance was playing right as I hit that post.

The ship hums in the morning
While we are sleeping tight
I ignore my burning thighs
As I look in your eyes

I hold on to your carapace
And feel each move you make
Your voice is warm and flanging
A love that I could not forsake

'Cause I'm your lady
And you are bad ass
Whenever you reach for me
I'll flex like a champ

Lost is how I'm feeling lying in your arms
When the galaxy's too much to take
That all ends when I'm with you

Even though there may be times
It seems I'm far away
Never wonder where I am
'Cause I am always by your side

'Cause I'm your lady
And you are bad ass
Whenever you reach for me
I'll flex like a champ

We're heading for chafing
Something we've never done
Sometimes I am frightened
But I'm ready to learn
Of the turian love

The sound of your voice purring
Made it clear suddenly
The feeling that I can't go on
Is light years away

'Cause I'm your lady
And you are bad ass
Whenever you reach for me
I'm gonna flex like a champ


We're heading for chafing
Something we've never done
Sometimes I am frightened
But I'm ready to learn
Of the turian love

The turian love
The turian love

Sometimes I am frightened
But I'm ready to learn
Of the turian love

Turian looove
Ooo ooo oooooo
You better not calibrate
The turian love

/Celine'd the thread

[Eradyn]

O.M.G.



ROFL



You guys...am I going to have to make this a section on the OP? XD

[Brienna_]

Pannamaslo wrote...

Lol. What about poor Jacob in your sig? This gif is priceless:D

heheheh...He just approves the Garrus chat...