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[Kordras]

Ms Cherissa wrote...
Which makes me wonder, you know, about certain meals. Is the big celebratory feast less likely to be a roast bird and more likely to be a roast fish? How do they feel about omlettes? I wonder this stuff.

Birds eat other birds in the wild, so I can see turians eating lesser bird-like creatures without much of a problem.

[BobbyTheI]

Ever since I poked my head into this thread and saw what was being discussed on the last page, I've had "Sugar on my Tongue" by the Talking Heads stuck in my head.  I'm never going to be able to listen to that song again with thinking of Garrus's fluids.  So congratulations.  

[aznsoisauce]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Von Verrikan wrote...

http://i977.photobuc...19-55-41-49.jpg

More Turian Tongue! Or.. mouth! Riot went ahead and showed me this earlier. You can clip inside the Turians at the doors to the plague-area of Omega

Pretty detailed! Turians have few teeth, but the ones they do have are omg massive.

Yeah, I got to figure their eating methods largely involved tearing and rending, and then using their tongues to mash the food to a pulp. I have trouble imagining any turian as a vegetarian thanks to those teeth. Everything in that dental work there says Castiel under Famine's influence is NOTHING in the carnivore department compared to a turian.

Which makes me wonder, you know, about certain meals. Is the big celebratory feast less likely to be a roast bird and more likely to be a roast fish? How do they feel about omlettes? I wonder this stuff.

Somewhat related: I think Turians are probably incapable of enjoying noodles... Not in the messy way we humans can, anyway. Although...picturing Garrus trying to slurp some ramen noodles is making me chuckle.

[Von Verrikan]

Meta Ray Mek wrote...

Madolin wrote...

Meta Ray Mek wrote...

.... I've given up trying to draw Garrus these days. It's just not working out. =/

Ah well. there are other artists who "get it" more than I do. That, and uh.... I'm kinda on a 'every character I draw is Mordin' streak these days. D;

uh really? I love the way you draw him! Maybe we should do a art trade sometime!

I find Garrus to certainly be harder to draw than the others. All his new scars and damaged armor is rather frustrating, and i have yet to find a way to quickly draw him in a way i find correct.
I noticed alot of other people have the same complaints.

I don't do art trades.

Yeah, his new design is a ****. I'm slowly coming to find that out, augh. I'd just as soon stick to civilian clothes, tbqh.

And mmmmm, new turian mouth shot. You're awesome Von (and Riot)!

I knew you'd like it

[ThatDancingTurian]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Somewhat related: I think Turians are probably incapable of enjoying noodles... Not in the messy way we humans can, anyway. Although...picturing Garrus trying to slurp some ramen noodles is making me chuckle.

LOL!! That mental image is just... great. XD

I wonder if they can whistle either, what with the gaps in the corners of their mouths.

[Ms Cherissa]

Hm, good questions on noodles and whistling. Let's ask our resident turian. Von Verrikan, what do you say?

[aznsoisauce]

DeeLite808 wrote...

SavageLycan wrote...

SpideyKnight wrote...
What this means for the ladies:
Garrus will taste like liquid sugar. Screw what Mordin says.

I got this one for you ladies:

This one works better to bring home the point :wub:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6652YIBzByk
A bit of a dirty imagination here, but... I can imagine Shepard doing a...well, a lap dance to this song. 

She'd probably do it after some conversation about Garrus not being physically attracted to her. Shepard is, of course, very flexible and has remarkable athletic ability. By the end of it, she'd ask him what he thought of it. All Garrus would have to say in reply is "Shepard, I'm going to plow you like fresh snow."






But...uh...yeah. Liquid sugar.

[SavageLycan]

aznsoisauce wrote...

"Shepard, I'm going to plow you like fresh snow."

I would pay mad money to hear Garrus say that line in ANY context.

[Briallen]

DeeLite808 wrote...

Omg. Another brilliant Aimo Comic


http://aimo.devianta...ility-154182070

Oh, that is pure win. And Kelly's expression in the "reach" panel is too cute!

[aznsoisauce]

Hellfirefanatic wrote...

aimo.deviantart.com/art/ME2-Reach-and-Flexibility-154182070
AAWWWWW!!! Shout out to our own Eradyn!

Yay for fandom cameos!!
The cookies panel is so great :happy:

SavageLycan wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

"Shepard, I'm going to plow you like fresh snow."

I would pay mad money to hear Garrus say that line in ANY context. 

Well, we have about 2 years to campaign for it for ME3...

[Gamine]

I think my face just melted from the adorable that is that comic.

Wait...let me double check..

Yep. Melted.

[MarginalBeast]

Hellfirefanatic wrote...

aimo.deviantart.com/art/ME2-Reach-and-Flexibility-154182070
AAWWWWW!!! Shout out to our own Eradyn!

I...completely adore aimo.

[Kim Shepard]

I've just finished reading through several pages. xD The conversations in this thread are very interesting. It's awesome that everyone here actually thinks about the biology of turians (and the other aliens) too.

tmp7704 wrote...
So, since i have more free time on my hands than common sense, made a video of that part



Garrus offering valuable input, and support.

Thanks for posting the video. Now that I've watched this, it'll be hard for some of my Shepards to destroy the base because of all those compliments from the Illusive Man. xD

One question: I read somewhere that the second squadmate Shepard chooses for the final battle will be the one she saves from falling off the platform. Is there any truth to that?

[Ms Cherissa]

Kim Shepard wrote...
One question: I read somewhere that the second squadmate Shepard chooses for the final battle will be the one she saves from falling off the platform. Is there any truth to that?

I chose Garrus first (and everyone says,"Liek, DUH, Cherissa!") and he was the one my FemShep saved. My MaleShep chose Tali first and she was the one he saved - these characters were the LIs.

[aznsoisauce]

Although I am sure this thread is tired of my lame comic scripts, I have another one. Just wanted to leave the thread for the night on a lovey-dovey note.
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Garrus and Shep are kicking it on her couch, as usual, getting a bit tipsy on brandy confiscated from the Doctor’s office.

Shepard: I’m going to disable my translator for a moment; I want to hear you say something in your native tongue.
Garrus: What should I say?
Shepard: Hmmm…probably something that would normally make me laugh. Give me immature.
Garrus: Alright.

Shepard disables her translator.

Garrus: [in Turian] Buttsecks.

He waves his hands as if to say “ta-da!” She re-enables her translator.

Shepard: What did you say?
Garrus: …I’d rather not. Your turn.
Shepard: Any requests?
Garrus: Not really.
Shepard: Oh, that’s no fun. [pouts]
Garrus: What should I ask for? Something cliché? [sarcastically] Tell me something I don’t know about you. Come on, Shep, what does it matter if I’m not going to be able to understand you.

Shepard chuckles as she disables his translator for him. After clearing her throat, she looks at him intensely as she makes her confession.

Shepard: Everything I was never quite sure about with Kaidan, I know I have with you.

Garrus turns his translator back on and leans in closer to Shepard.

Garrus: I heard you say “Kaidan.”
Shepard: Oh?

She pours herself another glass of brandy and smirks, avoiding eye contact with Garrus.

Garrus: Well…
Shepard: Hm?
Garrus: Now I want to know.
Shepard: Hmmm.

Modifié par aznsoisauce, 15 février 2010 - 07:54 .

[Kim Shepard]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...
One question: I read somewhere that the second squadmate Shepard chooses for the final battle will be the one she saves from falling off the platform. Is there any truth to that?

I chose Garrus first (and everyone says,"Liek, DUH, Cherissa!") and he was the one my FemShep saved. My MaleShep chose Tali first and she was the one he saved - these characters were the LIs.

That's good to know. I always choose Garrus first too.

Maybe the second squadmate thing only works if Shepard didn't romance anyone? Or it could just be inaccurate. xD

[Gamine]

I chose Garrus first (as I usually do) and Thane second, and on my first finish of the game, it had me saving Thane. SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.

So I did it again and chose Garrus second (and Tali first) and this time it had me rescuing Garrus.



Yeah, I have no idea xD

[aznsoisauce]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...
One question: I read somewhere that the second squadmate Shepard chooses for the final battle will be the one she saves from falling off the platform. Is there any truth to that?

I chose Garrus first (and everyone says,"Liek, DUH, Cherissa!") and he was the one my FemShep saved. My MaleShep chose Tali first and she was the one he saved - these characters were the LIs.

That's good to know. I always choose Garrus first too.

Maybe the second squadmate thing only works if Shepard didn't romance anyone? Or it could just be inaccurate. xD

Confirmation on these things would be great. Maybe it's silly, but I like the potential romance in scenes like that in the the game. Shep catches Garrus, Garrus then catches her... It's just so sweet, really.

But I must admit, catching Grunt in one of my play throughs was IMPRESSIVE.

[Madolin]

Meta Ray Mek wrote...

I don't do art trades.

*ducks head* oh... uh...  well crap, sorry for even suggesting it.

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That Aimo comic, is of course FTW, (Great job Aimo!) Garrus and Shepard look so great together, not to mention Eradyn as a reporter...
It gives me hope that maybe we'll all get to have our fav. couple get annoyed a bit by that reporter lady , for the lulz. Maybe Garrus will do the punching this time ?

Modifié par Madolin, 15 février 2010 - 08:08 .

[SirEmilCrane]

Are there any guys who post here because Garrus is a huge bro who takes on 3 merc gangs and calibrates guns or is this a mostly femshep thread?

just curious

Modifié par SirEmilCrane, 15 février 2010 - 08:04 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

I chose Garrus first and ended up rescuing Jack. I wanted her to save Garrus.

lol, catching Grunt. Shepard is stronger than she looks. ;D

EDIT: Platonic Garrus fans can post here too, SirEmilCrane.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 15 février 2010 - 08:04 .

[Ms Cherissa]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Are there any guys who post here because Garrus is a huge bro who takes on 3 merc gangs and calibrates guns is this a mostly femshep thread?

just curious

Oh yes. We have a lot of 'em. Sometime between ME and ME2, Garrus turned into freakin' Batman and it totally got noticed.