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[Eradyn]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Saw this on the internet, thought you people might be interested. Kate Beaton edits are the best edits.

OMG, somebody help me, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! That comic is beyond amazing. X'D

Modifié par Eradyn, 05 février 2010 - 02:52 .

[aznsoisauce]

Nadia73 wrote...

Fixed.

[MassEffect762]

Garrus is cool, abit of a dork but more bad arse this time around.

Hated the fact that he's romancable for femsheps, I'd much rather perfer it had been tali.(make a poll I bet you tali wins by a landslide)

Love his "archangel" armor, wish he could fix it and his scars up. They can bring back shep from puddy they can fix Garrus.

I wonder whos a better shot with a sniper rifle between Garrus, Thane, Legion and Zaeed.

[Anthropophobic]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Saw this on the internet, thought you people might be interested. Kate Beaton edits are the best edits.

Right click --> Save Image As

[MerchantGOL]

MassEffect762 wrote...

Garrus is cool, abit of a dork but more bad arse this time around.

Hated the fact that he's romancable for femsheps, I'd much rather perfer it had been tali.(make a poll I bet you tali wins by a landslide)

Love his "archangel" armor, wish he could fix it and his scars up. They can bring back shep from puddy they can fix Garrus.

I wonder whos a better shot with a sniper rifle between Garrus, Thane, Legion and Zaeed.

Pobly Garrus cause of his Scouter, Legion is peobly the  only real competion he has in that department

[shoemy89]

Anthropophobic wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Saw this on the internet, thought you people might be interested. Kate Beaton edits are the best edits.

Right click --> Save Image As

...Ditto. >>

[Eradyn]

MassEffect762 wrote...

Garrus is cool, abit of a dork but more bad arse this time around.

Hated the fact that he's romancable for femsheps, I'd much rather perfer it had been tali.(make a poll I bet you tali wins by a landslide)

Love his "archangel" armor, wish he could fix it and his scars up. They can bring back shep from puddy they can fix Garrus.

I wonder whos a better shot with a sniper rifle between Garrus, Thane, Legion and Zaeed.

I LOVED the fact that he's romanceable for femSheps.  We've been dying for it since ME1. XD It's like...the ultimate wish fulfilment.  I love BW for doing this.


Garrus' armor is awesome but should be repairable, and his face should be able to be healed (although I'm kind of looking forward to how hot and sexy he'll look with healed up scars [is it possible for him to be any more badass sexy? Dunno, but I want to find out]), or at least it should be an option.  They can heal Shepard, but not Garrus?

I think Garrus can hold his own against Thane, Legion, and Zaeed.  Hell, he held back three of the largest merc gangs in the Terminus System at once.

[Madolin]

MassEffect762 wrote...

Garrus is cool, abit of a dork but more bad arse this time around.

Hated the fact that he's romancable for femsheps, I'd much rather perfer it had been tali.(make a poll I bet you tali wins by a landslide)

Love his "archangel" armor, wish he could fix it and his scars up. They can bring back shep from puddy they can fix Garrus.

I wonder whos a better shot with a sniper rifle between Garrus, Thane, Legion and Zaeed.

Ok then.

[Faerlyte]

Eradyn wrote...

MassEffect762 wrote...

Garrus is cool, abit of a dork but more bad arse this time around.

Hated the fact that he's romancable for femsheps, I'd much rather perfer it had been tali.(make a poll I bet you tali wins by a landslide)

Love his "archangel" armor, wish he could fix it and his scars up. They can bring back shep from puddy they can fix Garrus.

I wonder whos a better shot with a sniper rifle between Garrus, Thane, Legion and Zaeed.

I LOVED the fact that he's romanceable for femSheps.  We've been dying for it since ME1. XD It's like...the ultimate wish fulfilment.  I love BW for doing this.


Garrus' armor is awesome but should be repairable, and his face should be able to be healed (although I'm kind of looking forward to how hot and sexy he'll look with healed up scars [is it possible for him to be any more badass sexy? Dunno, but I want to find out]), or at least it should be an option.  They can heal Shepard, but not Garrus?

I think Garrus can hold his own against Thane, Legion, and Zaeed.  Hell, he held back three of the largest merc gangs in the Terminus System at once.

Well, Garrus has no trouble stealing my kills so I imagine he'd give them all a run for their money. I love the sound of a sniper rifle in the morning...and afternoon...and evening...and generally whenever I'm about to die and the last bad guy suddenly flops over dead. 

Thank you Garrus. You've saved my butt yet again. 

[EpsilonZem]

Faerlyte wrote...

Well, Garrus has no trouble stealing my kills so I imagine he'd give them all a run for their money. I love the sound of a sniper rifle in the morning...and afternoon...and evening...and generally whenever I'm about to die and the last bad guy suddenly flops over dead. 

Thank you Garrus. You've saved my butt yet again. 

Sidenote: Grunt seems to do pretty well with rushing in at the right times, too. I thanked him a good many times when those stupid Husks had me surrounded, and I suddenly heard "I... am... KROGAN!" and he comes charging into the middle of everything. xD

But, yes, Garrus + Sniper Rifle = Mmmmm... xD

[Eradyn]

EpsilonZem wrote...

Faerlyte wrote...

Well, Garrus has no trouble stealing my kills so I imagine he'd give them all a run for their money. I love the sound of a sniper rifle in the morning...and afternoon...and evening...and generally whenever I'm about to die and the last bad guy suddenly flops over dead. 

Thank you Garrus. You've saved my butt yet again. 

Sidenote: Grunt seems to do pretty well with rushing in at the right times, too. I thanked him a good many times when those stupid Husks had me surrounded, and I suddenly heard "I... am... KROGAN!" and he comes charging into the middle of everything. xD

But, yes, Garrus + Sniper Rifle = Mmmmm... xD

..."Mmmmm" indeed. XD Can't say more...this is the "tame" thread.  :3

[DirtyVagrant]

[Faerlyte]

Eradyn wrote...

EpsilonZem wrote...

Faerlyte wrote...

Well, Garrus has no trouble stealing my kills so I imagine he'd give them all a run for their money. I love the sound of a sniper rifle in the morning...and afternoon...and evening...and generally whenever I'm about to die and the last bad guy suddenly flops over dead. 

Thank you Garrus. You've saved my butt yet again. 

Sidenote: Grunt seems to do pretty well with rushing in at the right times, too. I thanked him a good many times when those stupid Husks had me surrounded, and I suddenly heard "I... am... KROGAN!" and he comes charging into the middle of everything. xD

But, yes, Garrus + Sniper Rifle = Mmmmm... xD

..."Mmmmm" indeed. XD Can't say more...this is the "tame" thread.  :3

One of these days I'm just going to have to find out what goes on in the "untamed" version - I'll probably be overwhelmed and out of my league, .

[jellobell]

Ah the Garrus thread, glad to see it's still around, kinda jealous over the hundred-page Tali monstrosity though. We Garrus fans are just too mellow.

Prolefeed wrote...

Oh, and on the question about music: I doubt that was Garrus' preferred choice. I take the motion he makes after he starts it (the arm-spread thing) to be him nonverbally asking, "Is that right?" It's just filtered through his ****iness and general lack of vulnerability. (WHICH IS ONE OF THE THINGS I TOTALLY LOVE ABOUT GARRUSMANCE, BTW. Thane opens up to you whether or not you romance him; he's just uber-tragic. Jacob's baggage is rather small, and dealt with easily on his loyalty mission. But Garrus, after all his bravado, finally shows you how much pain he's been through during the romance scene. You can see it during his loyalty mission, too, but he's still trying to hide it with anger until you Paragon him out of killing Sidonis.)

I think Garrus is just operating off of what he knows about human sexuality, which would mostly be sleazy sex in nightclubs and stuff. He wouldn't know about the human conception of (and obsession with) love and long term relationships, or that those encounters are supposed to have a distinctly different emotion to them than random casual sex. So he just picks club music because he knows humans get busy to it.

I really need to write a fanfic; I have all these crazy conversations between Shepard and Garrus bubbling around in my head. One of them revolves around bits and pieces Garrus has picked up about human sexuality during his work in C-Sec and his time on Omega. ("There's a joke that a recruit isn't truly a C-Sec officer until the first time he walks in on someone having sex. You'd be surprised how much it happens. Sometimes exhibitionists purposefully call in an incident right before they get started. We aren't allowed to arrest them for indecent exposure and goddamn wasting our time until the third instance, since they're technically on private property." )

Personally, I loved Garrus' attempt at seducing Shepard using the Flux song, it just underscores how unsure he is, but also shows that he's trying really hard to make it special for her (I can just imagine him preparing a list: Wine, check. Clothes, check. Music, check). I agree with you that he probably doesn't think that it's especially good music, and I even recall him making a disparaging comment about it when you talk to him in Flux in ME1.

On the whole I really loved the scene, and I wasn't disappointed at the lack of footage of the actual mechanics of the encounter (would probably be a b*tch to animate), though I did find that there was less actual dialogue with Garrus. Not even the romance stuff, just general "hey I want to talk to you about stuff etc. etc.". His conversations started repeating fairly early on, and I was hoping for a bit more. Though this is probably because the writing had to be spread out between 10 characters verses 6 in ME1, I'm still kind of disappointed about that.

I've also probably said this before but for ME3 we need more reactions to a Garrus romance. Even though inter-species "relations" are probably not as revolutionary in the ME-verse than was once thought, a Turian-Human couple should still raise a few eyebrows, especially when that Human is Commander Shepard. I was hoping for inter-squad conversations a la DAO, where the squadmates would periodically discuss the Grey Warden's love life (which were hilarious imo). Even though the Mordin thing was awesome, it left me wanting more. The only other offhand comment that I heard regarding romance was Aria's "you should find a nice boy and loosen up a bit", and I wish my Shep had responded. Lost opportunity I think, especially seeing as she's in a relationship with "Archangel", the vigilante that Aria helped her locate. Shepard could've said something like "I'm a sucker for a man who can take out a target's knees from 120 kilometers away using only an M-92 Mantis Sniper Rifle".

Addendum: Prolefeed please write that fanfiction, it sounds awesome.

[Madolin]

DirtyVagrant wrote...

I love you.

[Nyaore]

DirtyVagrant wrote...

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking my soda when I saw this. Hilarious!

[notmybatmancup]

ROFL advice Garrus.

[Splinter Cell 108]

MassEffect762 wrote...

Garrus is cool, abit of a dork but more bad arse this time around.

Hated the fact that he's romancable for femsheps, I'd much rather perfer it had been tali.(make a poll I bet you tali wins by a landslide)

Love his "archangel" armor, wish he could fix it and his scars up. They can bring back shep from puddy they can fix Garrus.

I wonder whos a better shot with a sniper rifle between Garrus, Thane, Legion and Zaeed.

Something about him tells he might not want to get rid of those scars in his armor and his face. Maybe he'll keep them as a reminder of his failures, something that wouldn't be strange for a Turian. Still he's not the average Turian so we never know. Are those scars even reversible? I mean he lost his left eye or did he lose both and had them replaced. I don't know if bringing back an eye is possible or anything. Well they brought Shepard back, maybe we can steal Cerberus' lazarus project information and use it on him. I'd like to fix his face, when I saw him like that I reloaded to see if electrocuting that Batarian would stop the gunship from gunning him down. It didn't work unfortunately.

[enormousmoonboots]

...that's it, fire up your imaginations/quote files/comedy engines because I'm opening up Photoshop and making an advice Garrus template right now (because lowres Garrus annoys the hell out of me).

[totertot]

I love Garrus! I was (embarrasingly) pleased to see you could romance him in this game. I also hope it's a full relationship continued into ME3. I liked all his dialogue about embarassing interspecies awkward... things. And I was cracking up when you go into the krogan hospital and he says the bit about fighting through antiques stores, if they're classy. He's my favorite. Sorry Liara, my space lesbo has gone turian!

Modifié par totertot, 05 février 2010 - 04:07 .

[Xalena]

Well, I have upgraded that medi-bay on ship which removed totally my cyborgz scarz, why not try it on him..come come bunny hehe...

[Prolefeed]

jellobell wrote...

Personally, I loved Garrus' attempt at seducing Shepard using the Flux song, it just underscores how unsure he is, but also shows that he's trying really hard to make it special for her (I can just imagine him preparing a list: Wine, check. Clothes, check. Music, check). I agree with you that he probably doesn't think that it's especially good music, and I even recall him making a disparaging comment about it when you talk to him in Flux in ME1.

On the whole I really loved the scene, and I wasn't disappointed at the lack of footage of the actual mechanics of the encounter (would probably be a b*tch to animate), though I did find that there was less actual dialogue with Garrus. Not even the romance stuff, just general "hey I want to talk to you about stuff etc. etc.". His conversations started repeating fairly early on, and I was hoping for a bit more. Though this is probably because the writing had to be spread out between 10 characters verses 6 in ME1, I'm still kind of disappointed about that.

I've also probably said this before but for ME3 we need more reactions to a Garrus romance. Even though inter-species "relations" are probably not as revolutionary in the ME-verse than was once thought, a Turian-Human couple should still raise a few eyebrows, especially when that Human is Commander Shepard. I was hoping for inter-squad conversations a la DAO, where the squadmates would periodically discuss the Grey Warden's love life (which were hilarious imo). Even though the Mordin thing was awesome, it left me wanting more. The only other offhand comment that I heard regarding romance was Aria's "you should find a nice boy and loosen up a bit", and I wish my Shep had responded. Lost opportunity I think, especially seeing as she's in a relationship with "Archangel", the vigilante that Aria helped her locate. Shepard could've said something like "I'm a sucker for a man who can take out a target's knees from 120 kilometers away using only an M-92 Mantis Sniper Rifle".

Addendum: Prolefeed please write that fanfiction, it sounds awesome.

I had exactly the same response to Aria's comment. I wanted Shep to be like, "I prefer men. Specifically, those capable of holding off three mercenary bands alone with a single sniper rifle for three days."

Aria would probably be slightly disgusted. "Ugh, do-gooder sex!"

btw, have any of you noticed that Joker has a comment about each team member when you pick them up? And then a different comment when you take them on a mission with you? You ask him about "the mission" and "the squad" respectively. His comments about Garrus are gold. 

I'll get on that. There's supposed to be a freaking EPIC snowstorm hereabouts in the next few days, so I should have some free time. (They're expecting pretty much everything to shut down for almost a week. I'm excited.)

[aznsoisauce]

Hmmm, this may be a little long for an advice meme, but...



TAKE POLE OUT OF BUTT

BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH IT



...or however that Joker comment goes. Also...



CROSS-SPECIES INTERCOURSE

DIRTY AND CLINICAL