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[Brienna_]

Oh you guys! CALIBRATIONS!!(just showing my support, and nooow back to G-chat!)

[Geassguy360]

Glad to see this thread is still chuggin along!

Garrus FTW.

Modifié par Geassguy360, 09 février 2010 - 06:35 .

[aznsoisauce]

SavageLycan wrote...
A poll for the ladies (or others so romantically inclined, no discrimination here) regarding their beloved Garr-bear. If in some bizarre fantasy world where the sun was green, pizza was in the shape of a triangle, and Ross Perot won the presidency in 1996, and you happened to have an encounter with the G-man himself, what would you do?

I lol'd. SO HARD.

[lea.l]

Just dropping by to say that this:

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

I wonder if Mordin thought Garrus was hitting on him too. ::snicker::

Garrus:
Listen, uh, about.. Well, here's the thing. I need some information
about interspecies, uh, relations. And I figured you might know a
little more about this than Dr. Chakwas... Besides, she's a human, and
a woman. I'd probably never live it down. Look, this is awkward.
Mordin:
Say no more. Picking up readings from your hormones already. Flattered,
but not interested. Apologies for my attractive skin tone.
Garrus: Right, so... ::pause:: Wait, what? No, that's not it at all. ... I just realized I left my callibrators... Callibrating. ::backsteps out::

and also particularly this:

SavageLycan wrote...

Oh Garrus and his calibrations. I wonder how long he's been using that excuse to ward off encounters...

Garrus's Dad: Son, you've been in the bathroom for a half hour, is everything ok in there?
Garrus: FINE! I'm.. I'm just... calibrating!
Garrus's Dad: Oh, well alright then.
Garrus: ...wow, I have to remember that one.

made me laugh soooo hard.
That's all.

[AxoneNeurone]

Hee. reading all of these funny hypothetical situations made me wonder...



How would Garrus's dad react if he found out his son was in a relationship with the most famous human woman in the galaxy? I wonder if his pops will make an appearance in ME3. Has there already been a discussion of this? I'd like to read it, if so.



If not... I can see it being hilarious. In ME3, Garrus must take Shep to MEET THE FOLKS.

[SavageLycan]

AxoneNeurone wrote...

Hee. reading all of these funny hypothetical situations made me wonder...

How would Garrus's dad react if he found out his son was in a relationship with the most famous human woman in the galaxy? I wonder if his pops will make an appearance in ME3. Has there already been a discussion of this? I'd like to read it, if so.

If not... I can see it being hilarious. In ME3, Garrus must take Shep to MEET THE FOLKS.

I wonder how people would react if they found out Garrus had a son himself?

Garrus: ...we held a tie breaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to deal with stress I suppose

Shepherd: *snicker*

Garrus: Oh, that reminds me. I should probably go mail my child support check

Shepherd: Yeah, don't want to -GUHHHWUHHHHHHH?

Modifié par SavageLycan, 09 février 2010 - 06:57 .

[siltsonata]

SavageLycan wrote...

AxoneNeurone wrote...

Hee. reading all of these funny hypothetical situations made me wonder...

How would Garrus's dad react if he found out his son was in a relationship with the most famous human woman in the galaxy? I wonder if his pops will make an appearance in ME3. Has there already been a discussion of this? I'd like to read it, if so.

If not... I can see it being hilarious. In ME3, Garrus must take Shep to MEET THE FOLKS.

I wonder how people would react if they found out Garrus had a son himself?

Garrus: ...we held a tie breaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to deal with stress I suppose

Shepherd: *snicker*

Garrus: Oh, that reminds me. I should probably go mail my child support check

Shepherd: Yeah, don't want to -GUHHHWUHHHHHHH?

*Renegade interrupt* FALCON PUNCH <_<

[Cerrydd]

SavageLycan wrote...

I wonder how people would react if they found out Garrus had a son himself?

A son? Maybe he has a daughter. I can imagine Shep playing with stepdaughter and turian barbies.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 09 février 2010 - 07:13 .

[Kim Shepard]

Now I wonder how many times Garrus used calibrations as an excuse when he didn't want to talk to someone. xD



That would be awesome to meet Garrus' father in ME3. Not as awesome as it would be with the family I imagine for my Shepard though - a brother who attacked the Council after they left her for dead in space, an uncle who fought in the First Contact War, cousins who brought their own alien dates (an asari and a drell), and a godfather who's an escaped convict (who escaped from C-Sec, and probably Garrus' father, a few times). Garrus would dread that family dinner...



I don't think my Shepard would mind if Garrus had a kid. xD



Shepard: A turian child? Can I see? I bet they look so cute!

[Xalena]

Kim Shepard wrote...

I don't think my Shepard would mind if Garrus had a kid. xD

Shepard: A turian child? Can I see? I bet they look so cute!

.................................. lol

[Kim Shepard]

Shepard: I knew it! They are cute! *hugs the turian child*



That picture is awesome.

[Madolin]

Garrus never mentions his mom, makes wonder a bit about her. Would she be one of those really pushy stay at home moms?

Garrus's mom: honey! Your girlfriend need to gain a little weight! She's so small! * tries to force dextro-food down poor FemShepard's mouth*

Garrus: mom no, stop it! You're embarrasing me!

Modifié par Madolin, 09 février 2010 - 07:51 .

[ToshiStation38]

Madolin wrote...

Garrus: mom no, stop it! You're embarrasing me!

LOL I found this really hilarious for some reason. I imagine Garrus then stomping off and slamming his bedroom door.

[Brienna_]

Mad dear...,you could be his mom? I mean, your age...adopted maybe?



sorry, lol

Modifié par Brienna_, 09 février 2010 - 07:58 .

[Kim Shepard]

Poor Shepard. xD Hopefully she isn't allergic to the dextro-food.



Now I can picture Garrus' mom telling a bunch of embarassing stories about Garrus when he was a kid.

[Elastica]

Just passing by to help calibrate this thread full of win.

[Kim Shepard]

Meta Ray Mek wrote...

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wanna see Papa Vakarian in ME3. It would be the greatest awkward side quest ever, complete with copious amounts of Paragon and Renegade interrupts!

Those interrupts would be hilarious, especially since you never know what's going to happen. xD

Shepard: *hugs him*
Garrus' Father: *awkwardly hugs back* >_>;

Shepard: *krogan headbutt*
Garrus: What are you doing, Shepard?!

Shepard: *shoves him out a window*
Garrus: ...I think it's safe to say he'll disown me now.

Shepard: You talk too much. *headshot*
Me: Uh-oh. o_o; *reloads last save*

[Madolin]

Brienna_ wrote...

Mad dear...,you could be his mom? I mean, your age...adopted maybe?



sorry, lol

Yes being 29 makes me old enough to be his mom. Please stop using crack.

[Brienna_]

Don't wanna! Come to the chat.

[aznsoisauce]

Shepard is the pinnacle of Peer Pressure.

Kim Shepard wrote...
Shepard: You talk too much. *headshot*

Garrus: You...you killed him!
Shepard: This is the way things should be, Garrus. I'm a Spectre, I don't take **** from anyone. And neither should you.
Garrus: I...understand, Shepard.

And they lived happily ever after. 

[Splinter Cell 108]

I'd love to meet his father. I bet he wouldn't like Shepard even if he/she was a paragon. The very idea of being a Spectre probably makes him mad. If that's what he'd do about that then imagine what he'd think of Garrus and his partner if you know what I mean. I'm pretty sure that a Turian and a Human together as a couple would cause a few scandals between both races.

[MarginalBeast]

Hahaha I want to meet Garrus' dad in ME3 so badly. Hell, even if you aren't romancing him it would be fun. But it'd be even MORE fun if you're in a relationship.



Also, I do not want Garrus to have a long lost child or anything of the sort. Ever. EVER.

[Cerrydd]

He also never mentioned siblings, did he? Maybe he has a brother. So I can run off with Garrus and all of you can fight over his brother.



Sorry, evil thought. ^^

[Benndak]

Very glad to see this thread continuing - we can't let Garrus fall behind as a cameo.