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[Gerse1]

Kordras wrote...

-Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

-They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

-Before going after humans, the Collectors tried to take Garrus, but he couldn't be bothered. He was in the middle of some calibrations.

Lol, I love the last one.  Also, the first one Garrus *almost* says in the game, telling Shepard now he will finally have a chance with the ladies now that Garrus is scarred...

[aznsoisauce]

Kordras wrote...

-Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

-They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

-Before going after humans, the Collectors tried to take Garrus, but he couldn't be bothered. He was in the middle of some calibrations.

GENIUS.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Kordras wrote...

-They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

WINNER. XDDD

[Kordras]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Kordras wrote...

-They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

WINNER. XDDD

I'll have to credit some random internet guy with that one. Someone originally said it about Jack Bauer, I think. Either way, fits Garrus a lot better.

[Randy1012]

-Kinetic barriers aren't for keeping weapons out, they're for keeping Garrus Vakarian in.
-Garrus Vakarian is so tough that when he goes mountain climbing, he isn't pulling himself up, he's pulling the mountains down.
-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Garrus Vakarian.

[Kim Shepard]

Those Garrus facts are hilarious. xD I almost laughed out loud at a few of them.

SavageLycan wrote...

Garrus Vakarian can impregnate women through headbumps alone

Somewhere in the galaxy, my Shepard is cheering about this. xD She would see the first human-turian hybrid child as a greater accomplishment than defeating the Reapers.

Illusive Man: ...There are no words for that. *facepalm*

[Eradyn]

LMFAO



You guys are win. I will update the OP. XD

[Gerse1]

btw i started a new thread asking for fanart of female and child members of the species we haven't seen such as the baby turians and krogan we were talking about earlier. i think it's already starting to devolve into an inane debate though so i may just have to give up =( but i know there are some artists who visit this thread so maybe you could post some pics in there eventually!



http://social.biowar...5/index/1132690

[ThatDancingTurian]

Randy1083 wrote...

-Kinetic barriers aren't for keeping weapons out, they're for keeping Garrus Vakarian in.

LOL!

Most people fear the Reapers. Garrus Vakarian considers them "promising rookies".

Garrus Vakarian headshots don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Sovereign's first choice for an organic envoy wasn't Saren, it was Garrus Vakarian; he had to stay away from Garrus Vakarian for fear of being indoctrinated.

Armistan Banes disappeared from the Mass Effect plotline because when he heard Garrus Vakarian was protecting Dr. Michel, he broke the fourth wall and got the heck out of there.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 11 février 2010 - 05:56 .

[siltsonata]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Randy1083 wrote...

-Kinetic barriers aren't for keeping weapons out, they're for keeping Garrus Vakarian in.

LOL!

Most people fear the Reapers. Garrus Vakarian considers them "promising rookies".

Garrus Vakarian headshots don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Sovereign's first choice for an organic envoy wasn't Saren, it was Garrus Vakarian; he had to stay away from Garrus Vakarian for fear of being indoctrinated.

Armistan Banes disappeared from the Mass Effect plotline because when he heard Garrus Vakarian was protecting Dr. Michel, he broke the fourth wall and got the heck out of there.

THESE TWO.  I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. SEND HELP.

[Kordras]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Armistan Banes disappeared from the Mass Effect plotline because when he heard Garrus Vakarian was protecting Dr. Michel, he broke the fourth wall and got the heck out of there.

AMAZING.

[Kim Shepard]

Gerse1 wrote...

btw i started a new thread asking for fanart of female and child members of the species we haven't seen such as the baby turians and krogan we were talking about earlier. i think it's already starting to devolve into an inane debate though so i may just have to give up =( but i know there are some artists who visit this thread so maybe you could post some pics in there eventually!

http://social.biowar...5/index/1132690

Someone did post an adorable baby turian pic here, but I don't remember what page it's on. I'll try to find it.

[Kim Shepard]

Xalena wrote...

 

Found it on page 63. xD That was faster than I thought.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Garrus Vakarian doesn't need a Lazarus Project; death is too afraid of him to try anything.



There was no Conduit; Garrus Vakarian was just beaming his brilliant deductions straight into Shepard's brain.



Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

[Viendel]

I'm not sure, but can Eradyn or someone please compile all the Garrus = Chuck Norris quotes into one post preferably in the front page, it's too good

[Randy1012]

-Cerberus didn't resurrect Shepard so he could save them from the Reapers. Cerberus resurrected Shepard so he could save them from Garrus Vakarian.
-Garrus Vakarian is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space!

[Eradyn]

Viendel wrote...

I'm not sure, but can Eradyn or someone please compile all the Garrus = Chuck Norris quotes into one post preferably in the front page, it's too good

I'm on it.  "Garrus Vakarian Facts" are their own section on the OP. :3

[Neria Rose]

Aris, you are killing me here! 

[The Governator]

I am FARRRR more of a Tali fan, but I gotta tell ya, Garrus rocks!

I take him on almost every mission.  He had better be making a come back for ME3 as a recruitable squadmate (along with Tali!!!).  Shepard has too much history with him.

Rock on, Garrus.

[MarginalBeast]

Shadow Paladin wrote...

Von Verrikan wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...


Garrus' end-game dialogue is 'First Saren, now the Collectors? Remind me never to get on your badside', or something to that effect, and then he reverts to the 'I want to try it with you' conversation afterwards. Either it's glitched or they just half-assed it because Tali has two end-game lines; one for platonic and one post-romantic. I want to hear Garrus' thoughts on the relationship.
Heck no! The scar is super sexy. ;D I do hope he manages to get new armor, though.

His end game line is different for me though. Mine keeps repeating the bit about not forgetting what we'd talked about.. Which doesnt even make sense.

Does anybody know if Maleshep gets the same garrus line about "First saren now the collectors"? If so it's pretty obvious the LI line is either bugged out or doesnt exist at all. (the latter would suck horribly)

Having played both genders of Shepard, I can confirm Garrus's end-game line is just that: "First Saren etc". The LI
doesn't have any "resolution". I seem to recall Miranda saying something similar, so I think it's just something Bioware didn't finish or didn't think about.

Garrus says that to my Shepard too, who romanced him. But that's obviously not his only end-game line, as some others who romanced him are getting something different. I'm pretty sure the game is just bugged. :|

What's the "forgetting what we talked about" line? Can you post EXACTLY what he says? I'm curious.

[Viendel]

Eradyn wrote...

Viendel wrote...

I'm not sure, but can Eradyn or someone please compile all the Garrus = Chuck Norris quotes into one post preferably in the front page, it's too good

I'm on it.  "Garrus Vakarian Facts" are their own section on the OP. :3

Hey, you're doing great work! Call me silly, but I'm actually worried now that you did not reserve the 2nd and 3rd post on the front page for future use, in case the first post gets too long. However, it seems crazy long now and still loading alright

[darthnikita]

Kordras wrote...

-They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

You WIN at the interwebs.  Srsly.

[siltsonata]

 Garrus Vakarian burns through the shields of Haestrom's sun

Some think Palaven is hot.  Palaven thinks Garrus Vakarian is hot.

The krogan genophage doesn't actually do anything, it's just that the krogan have given up surviving knowing that Garrus Vakarian is out there waiting for them.

[Eradyn]

MarginalBeast wrote...

Garrus says that to my Shepard too, who romanced him. But that's obviously not his only end-game line, as some others who romanced him are getting something different. I'm pretty sure the game is just bugged. :|

What's the "forgetting what we talked about" line? Can you post EXACTLY what he says? I'm curious.

Even better, if someone could record the scene where he says this, that would be very helpful and greatly appreciated.

Viendel wrote...

Eradyn wrote...

Viendel wrote...

I'm
not sure, but can Eradyn or someone please compile all the Garrus =
Chuck Norris quotes into one post preferably in the front page, it's
too good

I'm on it.  "Garrus Vakarian Facts" are their own section on the OP. :3

Hey,
you're doing great work! Call me silly, but I'm actually worried now
that you did not reserve the 2nd and 3rd post on the front page for
future use, in case the first post gets too long. However, it seems
crazy long now and still loading alright [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/sideways.png[/smilie]

Heheheh.  Thanks! Yeah, the OP's getting crazy-long again (but don't stop with the Garrus stuff, people ), but I just off-load larger sections to their own threads when the OP gets huge like this (like what I did with the fanfiction and fanart sections) and then leave the links on the OP.  I'll take care of it soon and trim it down again tomorrow when I do my major thread updates.

Modifié par Eradyn, 11 février 2010 - 06:28 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

@MarginalBeast: When you ask to talk to him, he just says 'I've got to run some diagnostics, but don't worry, I haven't forgotten what we... talked about'. It's directly after the first romance dialogue.