Garrus Love and Adoration
#2376
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:05
#2377
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:07
Pannamaslo wrote...
C'mon people! Don't let this woos Alenko beat Garrus in page numbers!
BTW I didn't know that there were so many people who actually liked him. He was trashed after ME1 release I think.
ME2 develops the characters nicely. I loved Garrus from the first moment on the Citadel Tower, but he was kinda flat throughout the game - always complaining about C-Sec. I didn't like Tali, not even a little bit. Now she's on 2nd place on my list
Also the romance option probably managed to warm many people up to him.
#2378
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:11
siltsonata wrote...
EDIT:
Is anybody else almost sad that "calibration" is now a totally ruined word for them? It will never be the same.
...On the other hand, anytime I hear it I'll think of Garrus, so there's good in there, too.
Somewhere around the third time Garrus said it, 'calibration' lost all meaning. It is now the same as "I'm sorry, I have to wash my hair."
Or, ah... fringe, as the case may be.
Damn it, I'm imagining Garrus in the shower now! My mind always comes back to that subject!
Modifié par Remaix, 12 février 2010 - 08:11 .
#2379
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:13
Pannamaslo wrote...
C'mon people! Don't let this woos Alenko beat Garrus in page numbers!
BTW I didn't know that there were so many people who actually liked him. He was trashed after ME1 release I think. IMO Jacob is better or I just have allergy on goody-two-shoes characters.
I dunno.. I don't think this is much of a competition right now. Our conversations are all pretty hilarious and well thought out. The other threads that seem to be racing ahead totally lack substance and character. I love everyone who is posting here and I take time to read it all since it's worthwhile, I can't say the same for any other threads.. Especially the fast movers.
#2380
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:15
Von Verrikan wrote...
Pannamaslo wrote...
C'mon people! Don't let this woos Alenko beat Garrus in page numbers!
BTW I didn't know that there were so many people who actually liked him. He was trashed after ME1 release I think. IMO Jacob is better or I just have allergy on goody-two-shoes characters.
I dunno.. I don't think this is much of a competition right now. Our conversations are all pretty hilarious and well thought out. The other threads that seem to be racing ahead totally lack substance and character. I love everyone who is posting here and I take time to read it all since it's worthwhile, I can't say the same for any other threads.. Especially the fast movers.
You have a point here. I tried to read Tali thread...And failed. I mean 100 pages in 2 days.
#2381
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:16
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Bump for awesome. Also, I've asked before but do any of you guys love how turians are digitigrade? How they walk on their toes with that big spur thing on the back of their legs? That's the number one appeal for me. I love turian legs. When Garrus talks I'm always staring at those spur things not his face. What the heck does that say about me? I don't even want to know. I thought that maybe only male turians had those...like how a rooster has spurs. That would tie in with the avian thing. I actually hope that is the case. It would be a really cool masculinity thing...even better than collars for me. (The collars and humpback actually wierd me out a little.)
Digitigrade feet = Pumps, except that digitigrade animals have s-shaped legs. Not surprising that it is appealing, pumps wouldn't sell otherwise. But alas! You are mainly talking about these ... things. Whenever my Shepard talks to Garrus, in my mind she asks him: "By the way, I always wanted to know what these things are..." *carefully points finger*
Strangely, they somehow remind me of cowboy clothes.
#2382
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:20
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Bump for awesome. Also, I've asked before but do any of you guys love how turians are digitigrade? How they walk on their toes with that big spur thing on the back of their legs? That's the number one appeal for me. I love turian legs. When Garrus talks I'm always staring at those spur things not his face. What the heck does that say about me? I don't even want to know. I thought that maybe only male turians had those...like how a rooster has spurs. That would tie in with the avian thing. I actually hope that is the case. It would be a really cool masculinity thing...even better than collars for me. (The collars and humpback actually wierd me out a little.)
Garrus: "I remember this one time, we-" *pause* "My eyes are up here, Shepard."
Shepard: Hm? What? Yeah, uh....turian preparations. I agree with what you said.
Garrus:....<_<
#2383
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:21
I'm telling you guys, the water definitely has to pool around his neck because of his manly collar. Then he has to bend over like a tea pot to pour it out after every shower.Remaix wrote...
siltsonata wrote...
EDIT:
Is anybody else almost sad that "calibration" is now a totally ruined word for them? It will never be the same.
...On the other hand, anytime I hear it I'll think of Garrus, so there's good in there, too.
Somewhere around the third time Garrus said it, 'calibration' lost all meaning. It is now the same as "I'm sorry, I have to wash my hair."
Or, ah... fringe, as the case may be.
Damn it, I'm imagining Garrus in the shower now! My mind always comes back to that subject!
...I think I just came up with what I want to commission Aimo for.
#2384
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:24
Garrus Vakarian is the definition of a Space Cowboy Cop.silvermcc wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Bump for awesome. Also, I've asked before but do any of you guys love how turians are digitigrade? How they walk on their toes with that big spur thing on the back of their legs? That's the number one appeal for me. I love turian legs. When Garrus talks I'm always staring at those spur things not his face. What the heck does that say about me? I don't even want to know. I thought that maybe only male turians had those...like how a rooster has spurs. That would tie in with the avian thing. I actually hope that is the case. It would be a really cool masculinity thing...even better than collars for me. (The collars and humpback actually wierd me out a little.)
Digitigrade feet = Pumps, except that digitigrade animals have s-shaped legs. Not surprising that it is appealing, pumps wouldn't sell otherwise. But alas! You are mainly talking about these ... things. Whenever my Shepard talks to Garrus, in my mind she asks him: "By the way, I always wanted to know what these things are..." *carefully points finger*
Strangely, they somehow remind me of cowboy clothes.
Edit: Sorry for posting twice in a row...
Modifié par aznsoisauce, 12 février 2010 - 08:25 .
#2385
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:24
Turians really luvz to calibrate alotz
#2386
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:26
aznsoisauce wrote...
Garrus Vakarian is the definition of a Space Cowboy Cop.
Ok, now I SERIOUSLY need to write that fanfic
Da Captain: Dammit Garrus! You're a loose canon! Why can't you be more like your father! When I was partnered with him? That's how I got that comendation for valor on the wall right there!
Garrus: Speaking of, it's upside down Captain.
Da Captain: ...GET THE F**K OUT OF MY OFFICE VAKARIAN
#2387
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:26
aznsoisauce wrote...
I'm telling you guys, the water definitely has to pool around his neck because of his manly collar. Then he has to bend over like a tea pot to pour it out after every shower.Remaix wrote...
siltsonata wrote...
EDIT:
Is anybody else almost sad that "calibration" is now a totally ruined word for them? It will never be the same.
...On the other hand, anytime I hear it I'll think of Garrus, so there's good in there, too.
Somewhere around the third time Garrus said it, 'calibration' lost all meaning. It is now the same as "I'm sorry, I have to wash my hair."
Or, ah... fringe, as the case may be.
Damn it, I'm imagining Garrus in the shower now! My mind always comes back to that subject!
...I think I just came up with what I want to commission Aimo for.
...what does it say about me when I can look at thousands of fan-art pieces of shirtless guys on DeviantArt with indifference, yet imagining Garrus having to bend over to pour out water from his collar gets me... excited? XD
#2388
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:29
SavageLycan wrote...
aznsoisauce wrote...
Garrus Vakarian is the definition of a Space Cowboy Cop.
Ok, now I SERIOUSLY need to write that fanfic
Da Captain: Dammit Garrus! You're a loose canon! Why can't you be more like your father! When I was partnered with him? That's how I got that comendation for valor on the wall right there!
Garrus: Speaking of, it's upside down Captain.
Da Captain: ...GET THE F**K OUT OF MY OFFICE VAKARIAN
This fic's Garrus Cop Flashbacks always make me laugh: The whole thing makes me giggle, actually.
#2389
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:31
Modifié par silvermcc, 12 février 2010 - 08:32 .
#2390
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:36
*adds siltsonata's link to bookmarks* That was hilarious and reaches new heights in utter ridiculousness. AHLUVVIT.
@Remaix - Because Garrus is a sex-machine.
#2391
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:37
#2392
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:39
aznsoisauce wrote...
Please write it, SavageLycan. PLEASE.
Dooooooohkay. But only because you said please
#2393
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:40
They also serve to make Garrus more badass and predatory.
#2394
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:44
- This post might be considered a spoiler!
My Garrus DIED!!!!!!!
...so did my Tali...
More Lazarus projects needed!!!! NEEED....TOOOOO....BRIIING....BAAAACK!!!!!111
Modifié par PointSingularity, 12 février 2010 - 08:46 .
#2395
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:45
PointSingularity wrote...
My Garrus DIED!!!!!!!:crying:
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...so did my Tali...:crying:
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More Lazarus projects needed!!!! NEEED....TOOOOO....BRIIING....BAAAACK!!!!!111
You have it. It's called LOAD. Clever, eh?
#2396
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:46
PointSingularity wrote...
My Garrus DIED!!!!!!!:crying:
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...so did my Tali...:crying:
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More Lazarus projects needed!!!! NEEED....TOOOOO....BRIIING....BAAAACK!!!!!111
What are you still doing here, man? Go out and fix it! Build a time-machine! Something! D=
#2397
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:47
Pannamaslo wrote...
You have it. It's called LOAD. Clever, eh?
Meh... that's not very RPG...
#2398
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:48
PointSingularity wrote...
- This post might be considered a spoiler!
My Garrus DIED!!!!!!!:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
...so did my Tali...:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
:crying:
More Lazarus projects needed!!!! NEEED....TOOOOO....BRIIING....BAAAACK!!!!!111
NOOOOOOOOO!!
#2399
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:50
#2400
Posté 12 février 2010 - 08:51
Pannamaslo wrote...
I saw something horryfing:
Click at your own risk.
I think it's called profanation, sacrilege or something...
OMG, AND WHEN HE SITS ON GARRUS' LAP, FEMSHEP'S HEAD POPS OUT OF GRUNT'S ARMOR!! OH, IT'S AWFUL!!!




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