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[Pannamaslo]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

PointSingularity wrote...

Prolefeed wrote...

Just a little convo I had floating around in my brain. (I'm still upset you couldn't talk to either Garrus or Thane about the emails you get from Dr. Michele and Jeirt.)



Shepard: So, Garrus, I hear Dr. Michele wants your dick.

Garrus: Everyone wants my dick. . . . Oh, Shepard. I didn't really, err, realize it was . . . you.

Shepard: Yeah, because I show up talking about your dick, obviously I'm in a stuffy, chain-of-command observing mood. Anyway, Grunt doesn't want it.

Garrus: Krogan men find scars just as attractive as the females.

Shepard: Samara.

Garrus: Just because her Code doesn't let her have relations, doesn't mean she doesn't want 'em. And Asari in general love Turians.

Shepard: Zaeed.

Garrus: Would **** anything moving that moves.

Shepard: Jack.

Garrus: Basically attempted to rape me after the last mission.

Shepard: I'll try to explain subtlety to her sometime. Miranda?

Garrus: Just hides it beneath her Cerberus Ice Queen thing. Probably hates herself for it, too. Feels like she's personally betraying humanity. Poor woman.

Shepard: Tali.

Garrus: Nearly orgasmed when I explained the firing algorithms I'm working on to her.

Shepard: Joker.

Garrus: Talks about my ass way more than is normal. Leads me to think it's frequently on his mind.

Shepard: Jacob.

Garrus: Has asked me to go drinking with him.

Shepard: He asked me that, too!

Garrus: . . . That's my point.

Shepard: . . . Oh, I didn't catch that . . . Thane?

Garrus: Wears tight leather with a low V on his chest. He's pretty aloof, but if he goes for anyone on the ship, it'll totally be me.
Shepard: He's been married. To a woman.
Garrus: Yet he always seems to walk behind me on missions.
Shepard: I did notice that.
Garrus: Everyone knows Kelly would bang anyone on the squad, and Mordin doesn't count because he's a Salarian. So I believe that's a yes, everyone does want my dick.
Shepard: Me?
Garrus: Shepard, don't be ridiculous. You came in here and started a conversation with me about my dick. Of course you want it.
Shepard: Well, I, umm . . . Would you believe I actually came in here intending to talk about Dr. Michele?
Garrus: Yeah, but she can't compete with my dick.
Shepard: Apparantly nothing can compete with you dick.
Garrus: Wanna find out?



So, I have no idea why I just wrote that. 

LAWL!
That oughta go on a shirt or something.

But peple. Do we know he has one?

Holy crap, my abs are sore from laughing at that...

Pannamaslo, I would hope so. I can't see head bumping having much to do with reach and flexibility, after all...

Wait! I found! They have (skip to 2:20)

[Remaix]

SavageLycan wrote...

Oh, Garrus Vakarian is packing alright. If he wasn't, every fan girl would scream out in agony and jump out a window.

I would not...

Well, not out of a window, anyway.

Modifié par Remaix, 12 février 2010 - 09:54 .

[PointSingularity]

enormousmoonboots wrote...
Tali's leadership? You mean the woman whose's gotten both squads you see her leading almost entirely wiped out, right? And the man who led an elite team of superheroes vigilantes in the nastiest place in the galaxy for over a year was sent to do a hacking job?

Tali did survive though, didnt she? Didn't necessarily have been her leadership skills at fault for her team dying. Could have just been a matter of being imersively overwhelmed.
How many gazillions of mercenaries tried to kill Garrus when I was alone (!!) with his sniper rifle? If he could survive that why wouldn't he be best suited for a solo mission?

Anyways that's what went through my head when I chose them for the missions.

Meta Ray Mek wrote...
LMAO.

The entire game pretty much has BIG Chekhov's Gun moments for who you should use for the suicide mission (Garrus and Miranda as leaders, Tali and Legion as Tech, Samara or Jack as the barrier).

Apparently I failed in realizing the roles the characters were intended for, or I got to personal with certain characters in one way or another which affected my judgement inadvertently. There's no need for you to take a condescending tone just because you did realize this though.

[aznsoisauce]

That ****ing Turian in the bathroom...I hate him so much. Didn't even wash his damn dirty hands.

D:

[SavageLycan]

Alrighty, I've started work on Episode 1 of The Garrus Vakarian show.



I will be tight lipped so far, but I can tell you it will involve a kidnapping, a motivational speaker, the mob, and the utilization of the threat of krogans coming... from behind.

[Pannamaslo]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

PointSingularity wrote...

Prolefeed wrote...

Just a little convo I had floating around in my brain. (I'm still upset you couldn't talk to either Garrus or Thane about the emails you get from Dr. Michele and Jeirt.)



Shepard: So, Garrus, I hear Dr. Michele wants your dick.

Garrus: Everyone wants my dick. . . . Oh, Shepard. I didn't really, err, realize it was . . . you.

Shepard: Yeah, because I show up talking about your dick, obviously I'm in a stuffy, chain-of-command observing mood. Anyway, Grunt doesn't want it.

Garrus: Krogan men find scars just as attractive as the females.

Shepard: Samara.

Garrus: Just because her Code doesn't let her have relations, doesn't mean she doesn't want 'em. And Asari in general love Turians.

Shepard: Zaeed.

Garrus: Would **** anything moving that moves.

Shepard: Jack.

Garrus: Basically attempted to rape me after the last mission.

Shepard: I'll try to explain subtlety to her sometime. Miranda?

Garrus: Just hides it beneath her Cerberus Ice Queen thing. Probably hates herself for it, too. Feels like she's personally betraying humanity. Poor woman.

Shepard: Tali.

Garrus: Nearly orgasmed when I explained the firing algorithms I'm working on to her.

Shepard: Joker.

Garrus: Talks about my ass way more than is normal. Leads me to think it's frequently on his mind.

Shepard: Jacob.

Garrus: Has asked me to go drinking with him.

Shepard: He asked me that, too!

Garrus: . . . That's my point.

Shepard: . . . Oh, I didn't catch that . . . Thane?

Garrus: Wears tight leather with a low V on his chest. He's pretty aloof, but if he goes for anyone on the ship, it'll totally be me.
Shepard: He's been married. To a woman.
Garrus: Yet he always seems to walk behind me on missions.
Shepard: I did notice that.
Garrus: Everyone knows Kelly would bang anyone on the squad, and Mordin doesn't count because he's a Salarian. So I believe that's a yes, everyone does want my dick.
Shepard: Me?
Garrus: Shepard, don't be ridiculous. You came in here and started a conversation with me about my dick. Of course you want it.
Shepard: Well, I, umm . . . Would you believe I actually came in here intending to talk about Dr. Michele?
Garrus: Yeah, but she can't compete with my dick.
Shepard: Apparantly nothing can compete with you dick.
Garrus: Wanna find out?



So, I have no idea why I just wrote that. 

LAWL!
That oughta go on a shirt or something.

But peple. Do we know he has one?

Reminds me of that turian with simple tastes and what he was refering to with the asari and her mouth. So clueless... 

His advances on a femShep were so cheap and vulgar:lol: Olny batarian merc recruiter  had lower lines.

As we are on the subject of tactless wooing in ME2, femShep hitting on Jacob semmed tacky:unsure: LIke some kind of  harlot.

Modifié par Pannamaslo, 12 février 2010 - 10:04 .

[aznsoisauce]

Awww hellz, naw. Alenko's about to reach 100 pages.
<_<
I don't actually care though considering how much more superior this thread's OP is.

PointSingularity wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...
Tali's leadership? You mean the woman whose's gotten both squads you see her leading almost entirely wiped out, right? And the man who led an elite team of superheroes vigilantes in the nastiest place in the galaxy for over a year was sent to do a hacking job?

Tali did survive though, didnt she? Didn't necessarily have been her leadership skills at fault for her team dying. Could have just been a matter of being imersively overwhelmed.
How many gazillions of mercenaries tried to kill Garrus when I was alone (!!) with his sniper rifle? If he could survive that why wouldn't he be best suited for a solo mission?

Anyways that's what went through my head when I chose them for the missions.

Meta Ray Mek wrote...
LMAO.

The entire game pretty much has BIG Chekhov's Gun moments for who you should use for the suicide mission (Garrus and Miranda as leaders, Tali and Legion as Tech, Samara or Jack as the barrier).

Apparently I failed in realizing the roles the characters were intended for, or I got to personal with certain characters in one way or another which affected my judgement inadvertently. There's no need for you to take a condescending tone just because you did realize this though.

I think you need to calm down. It's okay that you didn't see Chekhov's Gun, that's usually the point. The key to the final mission, really, is not your judgement or feelings about the characters. Instead it just takes reading their profiles thoroughly and basing your decision on that. In that sense, the game practically hands you the answer to every choice in the final mission.

I will admit to being fooled with Zaeed, though. I was charmed by how awesome he was. I chose him as one of the team leaders and completely ignored the fact that when he was a leader, he was ousted by the group he started.

Luckily, his death occured during one of my just-for-fun runs of the final mission.

[Pannamaslo]

aznsoisauce wrote...

That ****ing Turian in the bathroom...I hate him so much. Didn't even wash his damn dirty hands.
D:

He licked them clean later on...Who said that washing hands is a pancultural thing:devil:?

Modifié par Pannamaslo, 12 février 2010 - 10:11 .

[aznsoisauce]

SavageLycan wrote...

Alrighty, I've started work on Episode 1 of The Garrus Vakarian show.

I will be tight lipped so far, but I can tell you it will involve a kidnapping, a motivational speaker, the mob, and the utilization of the threat of krogans coming... from behind.

Pannamaslo wrote...
His advances on a femShep were so cheap and vulgar:lol: Olny batarian merc recruiter  had lower lines.

As we are on the subject of tactless wooing in ME2, femShep hitting on Jacob semmed tacky:unsure: LIke some kind of  harlot.

Every time FemShep went "I just want to talk for a bit." to Jacob, I expected her to spread eagle on the weapons table she was leaning on.

[enormousmoonboots]

PointSingularity wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...
Tali's leadership? You mean the woman whose's gotten both squads you see her leading almost entirely wiped out, right? And the man who led an elite team of superheroes vigilantes in the nastiest place in the galaxy for over a year was sent to do a hacking job?

Tali did survive though, didnt she? Didn't necessarily have been her leadership skills at fault for her team dying. Could have just been a matter of being imersively overwhelmed.
How many gazillions of mercenaries tried to kill Garrus when I was alone (!!) with his sniper rifle? If he could survive that why wouldn't he be best suited for a solo mission?

"Prazza, I'm leading this mission! Don't do that!"
"Pft, I have no respect for you as a leader so I'm gonna do that anyway."
I think Miranda even comments something to that effect if you choose her, and Miranda has a deceptively positive comment on damn near everybody ('The asari who's been working solo for the past four hundred years sounds like a great leader, Shepard! The mercenary who failed so hard at leading that his team shot him in the face? Excellent!').

And the solo mission wasn't a shooty mission, it was a hacking mission to get the doors open and closed. That's why you needed a tech specialist.

[Iokastos]

Pannamaslo wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

That ****ing Turian in the bathroom...I hate him so much. Didn't even wash his damn dirty hands.
D:

He licked them clean later on...Who said that washing hands is a pancultural thing:devil:?

lmao at Turians licking their fingers

[aznsoisauce]

Santiri_azz wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

That ****ing Turian in the bathroom...I hate him so much. Didn't even wash his damn dirty hands.
D:

He licked them clean later on...Who said that washing hands is a pancultural thing:devil:?

lmao at Turians licking their fingers

[Pannamaslo]

aznsoisauce wrote...

SavageLycan wrote...

Alrighty, I've started work on Episode 1 of The Garrus Vakarian show.

I will be tight lipped so far, but I can tell you it will involve a kidnapping, a motivational speaker, the mob, and the utilization of the threat of krogans coming... from behind.

Pannamaslo wrote...
His advances on a femShep were so cheap and vulgar:lol: Olny batarian merc recruiter  had lower lines.

As we are on the subject of tactless wooing in ME2, femShep hitting on Jacob semmed tacky:unsure: LIke some kind of  harlot.

Every time FemShep went "I just want to talk for a bit." to Jacob, I expected her to spread eagle on the weapons table she was leaning on.

Every single line femShep spoke to him was disguised "I wanna f...k" This is the main reason I find this particular LI annoying...

[DeeLite808]

had a discussion Garrus Chat, wondering how turians actually take a bath...





The idea of dust baths (ala Chinchillas) just seems quite interesting to picture.....

[Pannamaslo]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Santiri_azz wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

That ****ing Turian in the bathroom...I hate him so much. Didn't even wash his damn dirty hands.
D:

He licked them clean later on...Who said that washing hands is a pancultural thing[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]?

lmao at Turians licking their fingers [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

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I love this thread. So many positive emotions [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

[SavageLycan]

DeeLite808 wrote...

had a discussion Garrus Chat, wondering how turians actually take a bath...


The idea of dust baths (ala Chinchillas) just seems quite interesting to picture.....

Aww. I wish I could get into G-Chat. I'm tired of not being corrupted!

[PointSingularity]

aznsoisauce wrote...
I think you need to calm down.

I'm sorry?
Are you making a habbit of randomly accusing people of being emotionally unsettled or are you just trying to stir me up?

enormousmoonboots wrote...
"Prazza, I'm leading this mission! Don't do that!"
"Pft, I have no respect for you as a leader so I'm gonna do that anyway."
I think
Miranda even comments something to that effect if you choose her, and
Miranda has a deceptively positive comment on damn near everybody ('The
asari who's been working solo for the past four hundred years sounds
like a great leader, Shepard! The mercenary who failed so hard at
leading that his team shot him in the face? Excellent!').

And
the solo mission wasn't a shooty mission, it was a hacking mission to
get the doors open and closed. That's why you needed a tech specialist.

I
see your points. I was very mistrusting of Miranda from the start due
to being a Cerberus officer so I pretty much disregarded everything she
had to say. As for the "tech" mission I was putting weight on the
"solo" part and started thinking along the lines who could best survive
a solo mission and not as much on who would be the better tech for the
job.

[Pannamaslo]

Hate facebook. No G-chat for me.

[aznsoisauce]

PointSingularity wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...
I think you need to calm down.

I'm sorry?
Are you making a habbit of randomly accusing people of being emotionally unsettled or are you just trying to stir me up?

Out of everything I wrote, that's what you pick out? Wow. It was not my intention to stir anything with that. Oh well, whatever.

ANYWAY

Stolen from the Draw/MSPaint a picture of you chilling with your best Mass Effect bud Thread...because it's awesome.

YakoHako wrote...

[enormousmoonboots]

PointSingularity wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...
"Prazza, I'm leading this mission! Don't do that!"
"Pft, I have no respect for you as a leader so I'm gonna do that anyway."
I think
Miranda even comments something to that effect if you choose her, and
Miranda has a deceptively positive comment on damn near everybody ('The
asari who's been working solo for the past four hundred years sounds
like a great leader, Shepard! The mercenary who failed so hard at
leading that his team shot him in the face? Excellent!').

And
the solo mission wasn't a shooty mission, it was a hacking mission to
get the doors open and closed. That's why you needed a tech specialist.

I
see your points. I was very mistrusting of Miranda from the start due
to being a Cerberus officer so I pretty much disregarded everything she
had to say. As for the "tech" mission I was putting weight on the
"solo" part and started thinking along the lines who could best survive
a solo mission and not as much on who would be the better tech for the
job.

Yeah, I thought Miranda was a 'trap' coice at first (like how Jacob immediately volunteers for the tech mission, despite having exactly zero tech aptitude) because of how Jack reacts, but I suppose her stupidly useful passive ability saves her.

[LOLandStuff]

PointSingularity wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...
I think you need to calm down.

I'm sorry?
Are you making a habbit of randomly accusing people of being emotionally unsettled or are you just trying to stir me up?

enormousmoonboots wrote...
"Prazza, I'm leading this mission! Don't do that!"
"Pft, I have no respect for you as a leader so I'm gonna do that anyway."
I think
Miranda even comments something to that effect if you choose her, and
Miranda has a deceptively positive comment on damn near everybody ('The
asari who's been working solo for the past four hundred years sounds
like a great leader, Shepard! The mercenary who failed so hard at
leading that his team shot him in the face? Excellent!').

And
the solo mission wasn't a shooty mission, it was a hacking mission to
get the doors open and closed. That's why you needed a tech specialist.

I
see your points. I was very mistrusting of Miranda from the start due
to being a Cerberus officer so I pretty much disregarded everything she
had to say. As for the "tech" mission I was putting weight on the
"solo" part and started thinking along the lines who could best survive
a solo mission and not as much on who would be the better tech for the
job.

I never saw Miranda fit to be a leader as a character. Every word coming from her mouth was demoralizing, especially at the suicide mission when she was all "OMG we're all going to DIE!"

[Tootles FTW]

Neria Rose wrote...

You can see what I presume are Turian tongues in ME1 for sure. I can't remember which Turian now, but I was trying to look into his mouth (what? :innocent:) and saw what I guess would say looks kinda like a parrot tongue with faint bioluminescent trails. I was trying to determine if Turians could extend their tongues. It wouldn't surprise me if they couldn't.

Like a landing strip?!   Can we say "bioluminescent happy trail", people? 

*Edit - @Von Verrikan - thanks for the screenie!  Awww, they have dark tongues like chow chow dogs.

Modifié par Tootles FTW, 12 février 2010 - 10:41 .

[SavageLycan]

Tootles FTW wrote...
Like a landing strip?!   Can we say "bioluminescent happy trail", people? 

Do you hear that? That's the sound of me dying from laughter. It's on YOUR hands now!

[Mr Heatsink]

Good to see this little problem is averted.

Anyways, Valentines day is coming up so are you doing for garrus this valentines? I got a fic all worked out.

[aznsoisauce]

LOLandStuff wrote...

PointSingularity wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...
I think you need to calm down.

I'm sorry?
Are you making a habbit of randomly accusing people of being emotionally unsettled or are you just trying to stir me up?

enormousmoonboots wrote...
"Prazza, I'm leading this mission! Don't do that!"
"Pft, I have no respect for you as a leader so I'm gonna do that anyway."
I think
Miranda even comments something to that effect if you choose her, and
Miranda has a deceptively positive comment on damn near everybody ('The
asari who's been working solo for the past four hundred years sounds
like a great leader, Shepard! The mercenary who failed so hard at
leading that his team shot him in the face? Excellent!').

And
the solo mission wasn't a shooty mission, it was a hacking mission to
get the doors open and closed. That's why you needed a tech specialist.

I
see your points. I was very mistrusting of Miranda from the start due
to being a Cerberus officer so I pretty much disregarded everything she
had to say. As for the "tech" mission I was putting weight on the
"solo" part and started thinking along the lines who could best survive
a solo mission and not as much on who would be the better tech for the
job.

I never saw Miranda fit to be a leader as a character. Every word coming from her mouth was demoralizing, especially at the suicide mission when she was all "OMG we're all going to DIE!"

She always seems to think she's in a position of power. Telling everybody "I'm Shepard's second-in-command." B*tch, please. Even though that is her position as a crew member, she's the last person I'm looking to for mission advice. "Theoretically, any biotic can do it." when it comes to the biotic shield in the final mission? No. Just...No.

Edit:

Tootles FTW wrote...

Neria Rose wrote...

You can see what I presume are Turian tongues in ME1 for sure. I can't remember which Turian now, but I was trying to look into his mouth (what? :innocent:) and saw what I guess would say looks kinda like a parrot tongue with faint bioluminescent trails. I was trying to determine if Turians could extend their tongues. It wouldn't surprise me if they couldn't.

Like a landing strip?!   Can we say "bioluminescent happy trail", people?  

*Edit - @Von Verrikan - thanks for the screenie!  Awww, they have dark tongues like chow chow dogs.

By Duncan's well-groomed Beard, THIS.

Modifié par aznsoisauce, 12 février 2010 - 10:47 .