What kind of cynical sophistry is it that has you painting the victims in a humanitarian catastrophe as having an advantage over people with the highest standards of living in history?
The kind spends a considerable amount of time working with a focus on working to understand people with significantly different cultural viewpoints than my own.
Start with a ideology that condemns pretty much all technological and social advancement since the seventh century, factor in religious dogmas that focus on religious purity and hate the outsider, consider the heavenly rewards of being a good victim rather than an evil apostate, and you can find too many people who would consider a 'good muslim' victim in a humanitarian catastrophe a better person with better (afterlife) prospects than people with the highest standards of living in history.
Because, you know, they don't care about standards of living. Not in the way you do. Which is what is important when it comes to 'privilege' comparisons, because the privilege paradigm is an inherently comparative dynamic with no objective criteria of what is more or less important to the parties involved. Your description was greatly emphasizing the role of standards of living... but made not a mention of the eternity of the afterlife.
You, presumably, either don't care about that at all or don't put much weight on it. Others disagree, to the point that they'll kill tens of thousands of people without the correct sort of privilege. Your privilege comparison assessment is going to differ from theirs, and isn't particularly useful to understanding or addressing them.
I don't share such an ideology, and I had hoped it wouldn't be necessary to make that caveat, but I can recognize it's existence. The many different cultural viewpoints and priorities is an area I don't think privilege-theory is competent at capturing.
It looks like nothing more than hair-splitting pedantry in service of assuaging your own feelings of guilt.
Why on Earth would I feel guilty about other people killing other people when it is not only beyond my group's ability to resolve the conflict, but an intervention could quite easily make it even worse and lead to even more suffering?
The Ebola crisis in Africa is a much greater issue to feel guilt over than the wars in the middle east.
Oh you poor, poor thing. The existential burden of people knowing that you are better off than almost everyone else in the history of the world must be terrible to bear. Those slackers in the DRC just don't appreciate how lucky they are not to face the terrible cruelty of other people saying things that make them feel kinda bad.
Huzzah what?
I realize I'm not exactly showing your viewpoint of the world the deference you think it deserves, but this is just bazaar. And unreleated to the context of what you quoted.
As far as reducto ad absurdem's go, this is a great example. Past that, merely surprising in how hard you're missing the point of often widely differing evaluations of what is or is not what degree of privilege.