Oh Boom, why did you point me here? Seriously?!?!
Marmite! Marmite! Marmite! You know Vegemite is the reason you guys pronounce your 'e' like an 'i' right? But hey, if you want to tell someone they have a nice dick instead of deck when lounging outside by the Barbie then more power to you. *runs away and hides*
AGAIN! Watch the NZ deck ad... seriously it how you truly sound
See, that is the exact reason why I don't want to set one single foot in your ****** country. That and your rugby team is shite.
BS, you've been saying to me "when I come over and.... "
Sorry Boom, beside Union, name a sport NZ good at? Netball? Pfft Aussie still beating you there, cricket? NZ has a cricket team still?!?! 
So Augustei is Aussie? They wins, nuff said.
I'd also like to point out *cough* my league team won 2014 premiership