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[Ozzy]

I get it, they want to be "woo progressive!" but enough is enough. The extent that they've gone to in DAI eschews reality completely and makes things appear fantasy-like! 

This aspect of the game is jarring and the fact that not one, not two but THREE of our companions fall into this category is a sign of liberal propaganda gone too far.

 

I'm of course referring to baldness. 

 

Not only do we have to put up with Solas being bald because of "design reasons" and to appear "wise" but Vivienne too? A woman of the Orlesian court!? Hair happens to be very important to women of the Orlesian court so this is obviously a retcon on Bioware's part. Why do they retcon with such reckless abandon? The lore needs to be respected. 

Who is the third? The Iron Bull of course! Yeah, yeah. He has horns (A RETCON THAT HAPPENED IN DA2! QUNARI NEVER HAD HORNS BEFORE) but that's no excuse. The Arishok had such silky, beautiful hair that I would expect all qunari to emulate. Certainly one of Iron Bull's station at least but nooooooo. He has to be bald! 

 

As a person with hair, I find the fact that we have THREE party members without any hair (or very little in Vivienne's case) to be highly disturbing and I feel like Bioware is changing. It's bad enough that we've had GINGER haired party members but this is taking things too far. 

 

Bioware is not the company it once was and we need to make a stand. 

[steamcamel]

Well played, sir. Well played ^^

[Petedj06]

Okay, you got me, I lol'd pretty good.

Also, baldness is a craze that's sweeping the nation! Didn't you know? If your not bald, your out!

[Starkrei]

I'll admit it, I laughed.

[Wintermist]

Damn, you're right! This has got to stop!

[Barathos]

...

 

*Shaves Dorian's head off*

FOR THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA!!!!

[M Hedonist]

It's almost as bad as Breaking Bad.

 

[Ace Attorney]

I'm guessing you love Varric. He has so much hair, it grows in his chest. 

[Rainbow Wyvern]

Me when reading thread title:

Spoiler

 

Me after reading OP:

Spoiler

 

Anyway, Viv's baldness makes sense. How else would she wear the latest in ridiculous Orlesian wigs? 

[Ozzy]

Now what distresses me is the lack of representation of a vibrant part of our population.  Baldies with beards!  Where are those like me in these games?!  I want Vivienne sporting that beard with the next patch or I am outta here.

Kindly leave my thread. 

 

No baldies allowed. 

 

It's bad enough that you people ruined Bioware with your venomous agenda, now you want to stifle my free speech! It is my right as an Australian Citizen to have free speech under the First Amendment of the US Constitution. My right! 

[Chuvvy]

Gaider's bald, three of the characters are bald. Enough with the self inserts!

[BloodyTalon]

Well they both are old people even women can go bald, just most don't have an age regression potion...just guess it doesn't fix hair  falling out.

With age comes wisdom and lack of hair, or wigs.

[HK-90210]

There have been a lot of these kinds of threads lately. Backhanded trolls are infesting the BSN.

 

Caston Greatly Approves

[Ziegrif]

HERE HERE!

Fight for hair rights!

[Devil's Avocado]

For a woman with rather short hair by choice I felt right at home with my party

[Ibn_Shisha]

Sadly, it's not just the baldness.  All of Thedas has been retconned into shorter hair is better (it must have been a rough winter between the Battle of Kirkwall and the Conclave, because it seems everybody's hair follicles are suffering from FROSTBITE!). 

 

What happened to Leliana's stories in DAO of the lengths to which Orlesian noble ladies went to outdo each other in the hair department?  Did we see anything of the sort in Wicked Hearts?

 

No!

 

Surely, as the 2 highest noblewomen in the Empire, Empress Celene and Grand Duchess Florianne would be socially OBLIGATED to outshine all the other ladies when it comes to hair (including the lady with live songbirds).  Is that what we got?  You know it isn't.  Empress Celene?  Short cut, almost buzz.  The Grand Duchess?  Some wierd 80s skater 'do.  They deserve to lose their station just for those gauche faux-pas.  Gaspard FTW by default (buzz-cut is ok for old military dudes.)

[Morthasa]

Just you wait, next expansion pack will feature Patrick Stewart as the Archon of Tevinter mark my words.

[BloodyTalon]

Just you wait, next expansion pack will feature Patrick Stewart as the Archon of Tevinter mark my words.

Well bald people in a roman style empire makes sense.

[- Archangel -]

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[Joe-Poe]

OP the only thing that could have made your post funnier is if your avatar was Cartman (southpark) or if you had put a gif of Cartman ranting.....

[l7986]

I'd love for Vivienne to shove her bald agenda down my throat...