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[Hazegurl]

So OP, you're not the only one who noticed BW's agenda?! I personally think they want us all to go bald. Just look at how "progressively" worse the hairstyles has gotten over the course of three games...

[OHB MajorV]

For real though. I mean bull I'll accept but the others are overboard. Seriously recruiting a better stylist as an agent. I mean what's next? They take varrics chest hair in the name of making the less manly men feel adequate? Maybe that's why bull went with "it'll put chest on your chest" instead. Total farce.

[Arakat]

And it's not just that! See the abundance of partially or fully shaven hairstyles in the CC? And what about Dorian's hair? And apparently everyone in Orlais is shaving their off their hair, just look at Gaspard and Florianne! What about those of use who don't want to shave our heads??

[BadgerladDK]

We're coming for you, OP... The bald agenda will be shoved so far down your throat, your butt-hair will fall out.

 

We will not rest until all are equally bald. And don't you dare try to say we should get wigs to fit in, you oppressor.

 

Follicle free, it's the way to be!

[Nefla]

You had me going op

[EmissaryofLies]

This is blatant gimmick infringement, Op. You'll be hearing from my attorney.

[Kinsz]

Hair DLC go go go.

[BadgerladDK]

Hair DLC go go go.

 

OMG, stop erasing baldies, you fascist

[Marine0351WPNS]

Came expecting angry rant about romance options... Was pleasantly surprised

[l7986]

Hair DLC go go go.

Check your privilege.

[AlanC9]

Am I a bad person for thinking that the OP was serious for a minute?

[DemGeth]

Destination BSN thread


Engage

[Wickwrackscar]

Gaider's bald, three of the characters are bald. Enough with the self inserts!

 

I just imagined David Gaider sitting in his dark candlelit office all day with an evil smile thinking "Bald, bald, bald! How can I get more bald into this game"

[Teddie Sage]

I need more chest hair on my Inquisitor!


There. I said it.


You may stop looking at me like that, Varric.

[Kantr]

Horns weren't in Origins because they didn't work with helmets.

 

Solas looks cool being bald, while vivienne just keeps it really short for her amazing hat

[earl of the north]

Side note: I found a Qunari helmet which the Iron Bull is now wearing, I think I got it off a dragon  (I fought four in a row clearing two areas).

 

On topic: Well played, that was actually quite good.

[xassantex]

...yeah and then you'd have to start grinding for hair products in the Hinterlands. NO !

[GT409]

Just you wait, next expansion pack will feature Patrick Stewart as the Archon of Tevinter mark my words.

He'll get killed in the first 20 minutes, but before he dies, he will send us to find his secret son (voiced by Sean Bean).

[Trickshaw]

*ONE* Qunari didn't have horns and all of a sudden none of them are supposed to?

Bull actually says not having horns is a sign of being destined for greatness. The Current Arishok doesn't have horns. Ergo that Arishok will probably be a companion in the next installment.

That's just how BioWare works.

[robertthebard]

I get it, they want to be "woo progressive!" but enough is enough. The extent that they've gone to in DAI eschews reality completely and makes things appear fantasy-like! 
This aspect of the game is jarring and the fact that not one, not two but THREE of our companions fall into this category is a sign of liberal propaganda gone too far.
 
I'm of course referring to baldness. 
 
Not only do we have to put up with Solas being bald because of "design reasons" and to appear "wise" but Vivienne too? A woman of the Orlesian court!? Hair happens to be very important to women of the Orlesian court so this is obviously a retcon on Bioware's part. Why do they retcon with such reckless abandon? The lore needs to be respected. 
Who is the third? The Iron Bull of course! Yeah, yeah. He has horns (A RETCON THAT HAPPENED IN DA2! QUNARI NEVER HAD HORNS BEFORE) but that's no excuse. The Arishok had such silky, beautiful hair that I would expect all qunari to emulate. Certainly one of Iron Bull's station at least but nooooooo. He has to be bald! 
 
As a person with hair, I find the fact that we have THREE party members without any hair (or very little in Vivienne's case) to be highly disturbing and I feel like Bioware is changing. It's bad enough that we've had GINGER haired party members but this is taking things too far. 
 
Bioware is not the company it once was and we need to make a stand.

HEY, leave us bald people alone. /crys into camera

[AzureAardvark]

HEY, leave us bald people alone. /crys into camera

 

And *that* is why I stick to voice only.

Also why video killed the radio stars.

[robertthebard]

And *that* is why I stick to voice only.
Also why video killed the radio stars.

Don't make me post a video with a bright light shining on my head to blind you with...

[Linkenski]

Yeah. OP is right. We must do something about this ****!

Operation RetakeDAI has begun! Let's send 200 black and green cupcakes without frosting to Bioware!

[Duelist]

Well played OP. Needs more gifs though.

[RedStar Kachina]

It's because the programmers didn't want to work that hard. Making it bald is easy peasy.