Journey of a typical bioware fanboy at a fast food restaurant
FB - Hi there, could I get a quarterpounder with cheese, please?
BW - Sure, that'll be 3 bucks please.
FB - There you go.
BW - Thanks, here's your burger!
FB - Uh... that's nice but there's only half a bun. No cheese. No pickle, onions, or sauce.... the picture over there shows it with all of those delicious bits and you've given me a bit of meat and half a bun?
BW - We're aware of your issues and are looking into it.
FB - Any idea of when you might fix it?
BW - *remains silent but gets out his phone and starts tweeting*
FB - Well you have a whole kitchen workforce behind you, maybe you're really busy so I'll wait awhile.
Few hours later, FB eats the burger.
BW - Hi again, we've taken your comments on board and we'll now be giving you CHEESE with the quarterpounder with cheese you ordered!
FB - omfg SO GOOD! (even though I already ate the burger!)
BW - Yeah! And if you wait for a few more hours we might give you some pickle. And even onion! (Sauce TBC $3.99)
FB - omfg best burger place EVER DDDDDDDDDDDD:
wp weebs.




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