Guest_Roly Voly_*
A user's avatar up in the DA:I forums prompted me to start this.
Sloths just freak me the hell out. I don't find the funny, adorable, cute, whatever. It's their "smile" if you want to call it that. Anyway, just wondering if any others out there feel this way about them. I mean, just look at them. How can you not be freaked out by them?
I wish I was a sloth
God, yes. They're bleeding terrifying and disgusting.
Nothing that can slow its metabolism to the point it can starve to death on a full stomach can scare me.
Just makes me feel sorry for them.
Hell nah. They're the best and quite similar to us humans in many ways.
You're just a jealous hater who wishes he was as cool as the sloth above. ADMIT IT.
THIS IS NOW A SLOTH MEME/PIC THREAD.
Okay, meme aside, sloths can be cute:
A user's avatar up in the DA:I forums prompted me to start this.
Sloths just freak me the hell out. I don't find the funny, adorable, cute, whatever. It's their "smile" if you want to call it that. Anyway, just wondering if any others out there feel this way about them. I mean, just look at them. How can you not be freaked out by them?
What about ...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Naw man, Ewoks don't bug me. I just think about the nice fur coat I've been meaning to have made.
In fact, Eternal Phoenix may be onto something. They probably freak me out because they can seem so human in their mannerisms. And yeah, are probably cooler than me.
And they're funny too.
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"I'M SUPERSLOTH!"
They are so adorably lazy.
In my next life I want to be a sloth
A Bradypus, or Sloth, am I, I live a life of ease
Contented not to do or die, but idle as I please
I have three toes on either foot, or half a doz. on both
With leaves and fruits, and shoots to east, how sweet to be a Sloth
The world is such a cheerful place when viewed from upside-down
It makes a rise of every fall, a smile of every frown
I watch the fleeting flutter by of butterfly or moth
And think of all the things I'd try if I were not a Sloth.
I could climb the very highest Hymalayas, be among the greatest tennis players,
win at chess or marry a Princess or study hard and be an eminant professor.
I could be a millionaire, play the clarinet, travel everywhere,
Learn to cook, catch a crook, win a war then write a book about it.
I could paint a Mona Lisa, I could be another Caesar.
Compose an oratorio that was sublime.
The door's not shut on my genius but I just don't have the time.
For days and days among the trees I sleep and dream and doze
Just gently swaying in the breeze suspended by my toes
While eager beavers overhead rush through the undergrowth
I watch the clouds beneath my feet; How sweet to be a Sloth.
In my next life I want to be a sloth
+1
Guest_greengoron89_*
Ermahgerd. My sides. 
Guest_simfamUP_*
Sloths are what we should all aspire to be.
*boop*
^ Neil Armsloth
I wish I was a sloth
A bomb defusing sloth?
lol... no way! Sloths are some of the cutest animals ever!
THIS IS NOW A SLOTH MEME/PIC THREAD.
Good idea. This little guy would like to thank you for your quick thinking:
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