**NOTE: Don’t read this if you don’t want to read some spoilers**
Boy…boy…boy….what an evening.
It was all peaceful and quiet in the beginning. I started out with a request from Varric to destroy some lyrium vines. He had asked me to do that a while back but at that time, I had no access to that cave in the Storm Coast. Good news for Varric that my people opened it up yesterday. I travelled a lot because I also had to kill some people for Cassy and find tomes for Vivienne (she was actually very appreciative that I did that for her).
After all this I met up with my advisors who told me to continue with a mission called “here lies the abyss”. Erimond had fled to Adamant Fortress with the Grey Wardens. They still don’t know that Erimond is only using them. My dear Cullen arranged a siege against Erimond. He is so good at it!
To make a long story short, my party had to fight loads of demons and even a big ass demon dragon (haven’t I encountered that thing before?) and somehow we ended up in the fade. You should have seen Solas’ face. It was like a little kid in a giant toy store. Blackwell was remarkably quiet during our journey through the fade. Getting out of the fade required a lot of walking and fighting demons again (especially demon spiders, brrrrrrr). My party was accompanied by my friend Hawke, Stroud and we met with a spirit (?) who portrayed itself as The Divine. It was pretty confusing but she helped us a lot. When we finally thought we could exit the fade some hideous demon showed itself with, what I can only guess was some kind of weird demon pet. The Divine threw herself at the demon’s pet but the demon itself was still standing. We had to fight it and we won (ofcourse). Our second attempt at escaping the fade was blocked by the demon pet. Hawke and Stroud both offered to make our escape possible but that meant sacrificing one. Boy, that was no fun decision.
We managed to escape and got back to the real world. I destroyed the demons and the Grey Wardens had realised that they have been deceived and helped my troops to fight the demons. Sadly, the Grey Wardens where without leadership. Clarel got killed by the demon dragon. I offered them to join the inquisition. Something they gladly accepted but some of my friends where not happy with that. Sometimes I wonder why I let them stay, bunch of ungrateful *peep* *peep*. Ow well, I still love them all.
After this ordeal I decided it was time for some relaxing. The Iron Bull finally wanted to talk to me again. He asked me to hit him with a stick and I think he actually enjoyed it. After that I went drinking with him and his Chargers. Nice bunch of people!
I met up with Sera and she was in the mood for some pranks. Poor Cullen and Josey J
Now it was time for some swooning and smooching with my Cully-Wully (as Sera likes to call him). When I arrived at his office, a guard told me he was meeting Cassy somewhere. Many questions popped into my head “Is he having an affair”. So I rushed to find them, only to see them in a heated discussion. Cullen left as soon as I came in and Cassy told me he wanted to give up his position and that I needed to talk to him because I would be the only one to get through to him. It sounded like it wouldn’t be an easy conversation so decided to sleep on it. After all that demon fighting, I think I deserved that.
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So! Three bears chased me through half of Hinterlands today! And now I can't even tell anyone?! What the hell SporkFu! 
Maker, don't inflict me on people that way. 
