More adventures featuring our heroine Medusa Trevelyan. Haha
After helping the Emprise du Lion, I came back to Skyhold to see that restoration of the place is going along very smoothly. I went to the kitchen and guess who I see? The Maker. Haha. He can make my food and any specialty I want. Haha
me: So you're the all powerful Maker?
Maker: Yes your Highness. I'm your personnal cook. Whatever you want, I can make
me: Good. Now go fix me some turkey pot pie. Hahaha
Maker: By your command your Majesty. It will be done.
I walk around the courtyard to observe things and see a merchant who looks familiar.
me: You look like Antraste
merchant: Yes your Highness, I am. How did you know?
me: I was there when you died. Shame. You did a lot of good.
Antraste: Why didn't you help me?
me: The truth. I didn't care and it was your destiny. I will say this, you look good for being dead. Do me a favor though. Don't tell anyone who you are. I don't want everyone to get all stupid around you. Hahaha
Antraste: Yes your Highness
I go talk with my advisors to hear any updates about Corypheus
me: Any word on who or what a game developer or plastic surgeon is?
Furball: Nothing yet, my Lady. I have soldiers searching everywhere, but nothing yet.
Flower Girl: The same with my spies. We need to find someone who can tell us what those things are.
Joey: I agree. Until we know what a plastic surgeon and game developer is, we are wasting time looking for something that we don't even know nothing about.
me: I would guess these are people and not a material thing since Corypheus needed them to make his face look nice. In the mean time I will talk more with Short Round about Corypheus, He may know more than what he told me.
Furball: You still have to meet Hawke in Crestwood. She may have more information as well.
me: In due time. Carry on with your duties.
I craft myself a stronger bow and craft new armor for myself. Cool. I take Scarface, The Professor and Inpsector Clouseau with me to the Emerald Graves. Listening to Clouseau and The Professor talk makes me wonder why they don't get a room. Whatever. I do a few things to help the locals. There's a dragon.
companions: We need to fight the dragon my Lady.
me: I won't stop you. Go ahead. I will stay here to gather more weeds and materials for crafting.
companions: But we need you to help defeat the dragon
me: Oh cry me a river you idiots. I have more important things to worry about. Like gathering more weeds. Work as a team. Now go fight the dragon or I'll kill you myself
companions: Yes my Lady.
Whats the point in having companions if they cry about every little stupid thing? I'm not their mother. Ok got enough weeds and materials gathered. Lets see how they did. Will you look at that. They're dead. Useless. Lets do this the hard way. Hi dragon. My name is Medusa. Since I want to make this fight fair, I won't show you my true form which will turn you to stone. Hahaha
Oh yeah. The dragon falls on its side. Thats cute. It wants to play. Here you go. Tickle, tickle. Enough of this crap. Say hello to my new bow I made. I call it "You're dead dumba**". Its dead.
Well lookie here, the 3 dingbats are now alive. Idiots.
Back at my house of horrors
Short Round: I told you everything I know about Corypheus
me: For your sake, that better be all you know
Short Round: Is that a threat Inquisitor?
me: If you want to take it as threat, go ahead. After you misled Scarface, its hard to believe anything you say.
Short Round: Point taken. Hawke may know more when you meet her. I will ask the merchant's guild to see if they know what a game developer and plastic surgeon is or where to find any. That's the best I can do
me: Good enough for me.
It looks like I need to head to Crestwood to meet Hawke and her Warden friend. But first I will have the Maker make me some food. I'm hungry. Hahaha