Janet Hawke
we fight bandits
Varric: One more for the dwarf
Sebastian: One more for the maker
Varric: That's it. I've had it
director: What is it now Varric?
Varric: That line is meant for me and only me. If you have the others say something similiar, I want to redo my contract. Come on Hawke. Lets go to the next quest.
Merrill wants a tool to fix her mirror. Ok. Her clan really don't like her. That's a big ugly looking spider. ah ha. Crushing prison will fix that. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Nothing can break free of my crushing prison
Aveline: I need you to get Donnic over to my place for some fun
me: What? Why don't you ask him yourself?
Isabela: She's shy. That's cute
Aveline: Shut your mouth ******
Isabela: You're just jealous I'm getting some and you're not
me: Enough of this crap. I'll help you, but I believe you would have better luck at the Blooming Rose
later
me: With that smile I guess Donnic had his way with you
Aveline: He did. Now get out my office
me: Try and help someone and this is the thanks I get.
me: What do you want?
Arishok: Someone took my boom boom.
me: Ah you poor baby. Would you like the Hawke get it back for you?
Arishok: Yes. Hopefully you don't die human
me, Isabela, Sebastian, Fenris: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaalph
me: I feel a little better.
elf: Are you the Hawke? You have enemies.
me: What kind of crazy are you?
elf: I wanted the city to go boom, but instead everyone is throwing up.
me: Well I will kill you so that no one else can
me: You lied about your boom boom.
Arishok: I know. I've been a bad hornhead
me: Next time you have a problem, get someone else
Sebastian: My mother's friends killed my family
me: It looks like demons played a role. Let see what's going on
Desire demon: Would you like to have power?
me: Of course. I need power to run the appliances in my house.
Desire demon: I don't mean that kind of power mortal. Nevermind. I'll just kill you
me: Wrong answer ugly
Desire demon: What? You think I'm ugly. That's the cruelest thing any mortal has said to me
me: Yeah, yeah. Cry me a river. Now you die
Sebatian: Thanks for helping Hawke. I will offer my services to you
me: I can think of a lot of services you can preform
Sebastian: You got the wrong Idea. I need to take a shower. A very cold, cold shower
I made it to level 21 with about half of Act 2 left to complete