Jaclyn Trevelyan
me: So this is the Hinterlands? Lets help these people
Cass: Are we really going to kill 10 rams for that guy?
Solas: We must help them anyway we can.
Varric: Why are you so uptight seeker?
me: She has those negative waves about her. I say we find a guy for her.
Cass: WHAT? Enough with the crap. Lets help the people.
me: When was the last time you....got some?
Cass: You're disgusting. I will not answer that question
me: Oh yeah. A very long time
me: Who are you?
elf: The name is Sera. I took their breeches
me: At least they'll feel cooler down there
Sera: Haha. I like you. I want to join your group.
me: Ok. First I need you to turn around.
Sera: Ah...ok. Weird
Cass: Just say yes or no. Closing this breach can't come fast enough
me: There you go again with the negative waves
Sera: She needs to get some.
me: I know. Welcome to my group Sera
Vivienne: I like to join your group my dear
me: My what?
Vivienne: I'm sorry. Did I offend you?
me: If you want to join, you have to not say that to me
Vivienne: As you wish my lady
Varric: What is it you do on that pond? I never seen that before?
me: Its called figure skating. I learned it as a young girl from my Aunt. Its very relaxing and enjoyable.
Varric: Is there a reason why you have to wear only your under garments?
me: Its easier to skate then having all that armor on.
Varric: You know there is pool that people are making of who will have their way with you. Both men and women.
me: I'm flattered. How much has the pool grown to?
Varric: Its at 16 sovereigns
me: Do you know if Josephine has added to the pool?
Varric: It seems like we have a winner.
me: Maybe. Time will tell. Thanks for the talk Varric