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[themikefest]

I talk with Levi Dryden. Hmmm I wonder if he's related to Ken Dryden who use to be one of the best goalies for the Montreal Canadiens? hahahaha Lets go to soldiers peak

 

Big place. The undead are alive. Activate walking bomb. Lets get inside to find out whats going on.

 

Did you see that. It was a memory. Grey Wardens putting up a final stance against the kings men.

 

Yuck. Levi. Your great-great- grandmother needs to see a doctor. No. Its a demon trying to be a human. An ugly one at that. Die. It was for the best Levi.

 

More undead. Nothing that a fireball can't take of.

 

Its the mage. He's really old. Must be blood magic keeping him alive. Lets clear the castle of demons. Lots of demons. Drain life spell mixed with a virulent walking bomb spell made short work of them.

 

Ok. Avernus. Continue your work. I want updates on what your doing. hahahahaha

 

See you around Levi.

 

Ostagar. I remember being here. No evil laughing allowed. Lots of uglies to fight.

 

There's the Kings body. That's not cool. He may of been  ambitious, but he doesn't deserve that. Lets get rid of the rest of the uglies. With the uglies dealt with, we burn the Kings body. Bow your head for a moment of silence.  Lets get back to camp.

[Forsythia77]

Hi guys.  I just want to check in to make sure everyone is still alive.  I'm still alive (like Pearl Jam.. heh).  I've been playing Assassin's Creed Rogue. It's like Assassin's Creed Black Flag only with Narwhals.

[themikefest]

Lets go people. We got uglies to deal with.

 

Who's this guy? A rod? A rod for what? It controls a golem. What's a golem? A giant stone thing that I can command to do what I want. Ok. Lets get thing stone whatever golem thing. Lots of uglies. Let me deal with them. Activate fireball. Boom. hahahaha. Look at them run while burning. hahahaha. Trap right ahead. What? Whop said that? Its red. Now that's cool. Not only can she open chests, but she can disarm traps. Looking forward to finding out what other talents she has. hahahaha.

 

More uglies. Ok folks. I will add a little fire to your weapons. hahahaha. Yes. Burn ugly burn. Who are these peopel? The villagers protected themselves from the uglies. Your safe now. This guy tells me about the golem. I tell him the top secret double hush-hush phrase to command it doesn't work. He will tell if I rescue his daughter. Ok.

 

Did that cat just talk? Ok. Step away from the cat. Mmmm. I will use persuasion to convince I will let the cat have the girl. hahaha. I fooled you stupid demon. Now die. That's cool. No I mean that's really cool. I freeze the demon while everyone else slices and dices the demon. hahahaha.

 

The guy is happy his daughter is ok. He tells me the phrase. Back outside.

 

Abracadabra hocus pocus. It worked. Its calling me an it. I'm a she. That explains it. The rod doesn't work. Its name is Shale. She will help.b ut she rather beat up the birds. Good thing I'm not a bird. hahahaha. Lets get back to camp

 

Alright folks. We need to head to Denerim.

 

Busy town. That's good. I should blend in with the townsfolk. There a sign mentioning about friends of Wardens at the Pearl. There might be more there. Lets go.

 

This is the Pearl. I've never been in one of these before. What I'm I talking about? I've never been anywhere. I've been stuck in the circle all my life. So I can have men and women. Mmmm. Lets try them all. hahahaha. I even get the surprise me special....I feel better. I'm going back to camp to rest. I will be back for more. hahahaha. Lets make this an everyday event folks. Uhh. Everyone gives me the are you kidding look. Did I say something wrong? Lets just get back to camp.

[Gilli]

Kiri lighted all trail markers to the frozen gate

 

 

and then talked to Svarah Sun-Hair to storm the gate.

 

 

Next is fighting Gurd. I tried today, but kept failing, hopefully I beat him tomorrow 

[Melbella]

Post-Adamant clean up at Skyhold.

 

Sam talked to everyone (sometimes more than once) and sentenced Erimond to Warden justice. Ser Ruth he refused to judge. He then hit the Shrine of Dumat to see what Cory was hiding from Calpernia. Killed off prisoner guy, so Leliana's not gonna be happy later on. Stopped in Val Royeaux on the way back to check on missed codex entries (there was one) and to ruin that snooty merchant's day by purchasing his "ware" but got distracted by a public execution going on in the market. Much to Sam's surprise, Blackwall showed up to put a stop to it and then revealed to the world that he wasn't Blackwall at all.   After meeting with the man actually called Rainier in prison, Sam ordered Cullen to find a way to get him released to the Inquisition. He then make a quick trip out to the Oasis temple to clear his head and open a couple more doors. Just two left now, with two zones of shards left to collect.

 

I was disappointed Josephine had nothing to say about HLtA in the romance context. Also, Dorian apparently doesn't know about the two of them since before heading off to Adamant, he was seriously flirting with Sam. Of course, Sam being a bit of a dense doofus, all he said in response was "Er, um....thank you?"  

 

Next up: either companion quests (Varric, Cole, Rainwall) or off to Emprise to get my last Trespasser achievement, Trial of Temperance.

[Hrungr]

When last we saw our Inquisitive Quizzy, she had found a... big, black box.

Which was not ominous.

At all.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

Well... what's the worst that could happen?

(actually, now that I think about it...)

Deep breath, and...

 

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Okay, I'm... alive.

(I'M ALIVE!)

 

So... now there's this weird path with something glow-y at the end.

 

 

 

Okay, let's have a loo... and SURPRISE TELEPORT.

 

Spoiler

Alrighty... so... when does the movie start?

 

 

 

Um, maybe I'll just have a quick look around...

 

Spoiler

... the Theater of Blood.

 

Because of course it is.

 

 

 

 

 

And.... SURPRISE TELEPORT. AGAIN.

 

Spoiler

Waaait... am I in the Fade now??

 

(Well... it is an improvement over the Demon Playpen.)

 

 

 

Okay, these SURPRISE TELEPORTS are starting to get annoying.

And weird.

And why am I suddenly back at Therinfall?

And why is it all... Fade-y?

 

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Oh hey, Ser Barris... uh, don't mind the Fadey fog... or the green fire.

They just seem to follow me around...

Everywhere.

 

Spoiler

Or... I'm dead.

(Ideally, it will be the former.)

 

 

 

To be continued...

[Catilina]

Hmmm ...

First, I will raging a little bit, because of the need. Then I will uninstall the Inquisition,  and then re-install. After, if it finishing, hopefully I will not raging again, but rather i can play with this... If I'll could not play with DAI again, I'm going to think that I throw my computer out the window. But i'll not do it, because even I need this damn machine, there as long I do not buy a new one.

 

Until then, i'm here with Karl:

 

Spoiler

Understandable distrust:

 

Anyway who does not need the knowledge?  A little risk is definitely worth ...

 

Questioned belief

 

A warm family reunion:

 

Together

[themikefest]

Before we head back to Denerim, I need to have an evil name. Maggie the Magnificent. Mmm. That name would apply more to males. How about Maggie the ..... Naa That won't work. Lets try Maggie the Monster. That won't work either. I'm too good looking for that name. Maggie the Massacre. Ah heck. Lets just call myself Maggie the Mage. Maybe later I will change my name.

 

Back in the Pearl again. I wink to  the guys and women I was with yesterday. Don't worry, we'll have another go around in a few minutes. hahahaha

 

Who are these clowns? So the Warden sign was a rouse. OK. A little application of virulent walking bomb will the trick. hahahaha.

 

Ok. I will take those two and those two. hahahaha. You know what? What? I should open my own Pearl when I finish being a Warden. hahahaha

 

Back at camp, Alistair suggest we head to Recliffe to get help from Arl Eamon. Alright. Saddle up everyone. Wait a minute. Can't do that. Change of plan. We walk. hahahaha

 

A guy greests us mentioning the Arl is ill and there's monsters that attack the village at night. This sounds like a jo for Maggie the Mage. Up, up and away. That's not going to work. Take me to your leader. hahahahaha

 

Bann Teagon is the big cheese. Ok. I'll help the village. Lets get prepared. What to do first? Talk to Blacksmith. Talk to a Dwyn dwarf. Find a way to boost morale. Find ways to help stop the monsters. Got it. An hour later its done. One thing though. I made a promise to rescue the daughter of the blacksmith.

 

We head to the tavern to get a drink. Hello Bella. The Lloyd pig is groping you? Lets talk to the pig. Hello pig. Since you like groping Bella, you are now volunteered to help fight the monsters tonight. Another thing is the men here won't have to pay for their drinks. Now run along little piggy. I want to see you out there fighting the monsters.

 

I almost forgot. I helped Katlyn's brother Belvin. I even gave her 5 sovereign's for the sword.

 

Let the mayhem begin. hahahaha

 

Here they come people. I will start with the fireball followed by the walking bomb spell while you chop them to size. This is too easy. I could sit on a lawn chair with my feet in the air while sipping a Martini. hahahaha. Good all the monsters are dead.

 

Everyone survived. Of course. Maggie the Mage was here to save the day. hahahaha The Bann gives me a helmet. Whatever. He wants to talk

 

Now the truth comes out. He had a key for a secret entrance to the castle. So. You used me. Well played Bann. Don't expect that to happen again

 

Who's this? Isolde I sold what? hahahaha. Get it? Don't you care that these monsters that killed villagers before I showed up. She's hiding something. What's this evil you speak of? Can't be me. The only thing evil about me is my laugh. hahahaha. Alright Bann. Go with the I sold woman. I rather to this my way.

 

Well, well. If it isn't Jowan the Joke. You caused this little man. You stupid fool. I won't kill you now. I want you to enjoy the last moments of your pathetic life before someone else kills you.

 

We fight through a lot of monsters. Ok. Time out. Before we go any further, I need to establish that these are not monsters we're fighting. They're undead that we're fighting. Lets continue with the mayhem. hahahahaha

 

This is the evil? hahahaha A possessed boy. I'll tell you what. When the boy gets older and stronger, I will come back and deal with the thing. I can't take looking at a boy possessed by a demon seriously. hahahahaha. What? Fine. You guys are party poopers. You I sold. You knew about this? Do you realize what you have done? You should be killed where you stand. If we're able to save the Arl, I would suggest he either has you executed or get a divorce. hahahaha

 

I will need to get a lot of lyrium and mages to get in the fade to deal with the demon. Lets go to the circle. My home. It will be good to see everyone again. No time to waste. hahahaha. Lets go

[JD Buzz]

Turning Thedas upside down with two new Inquisitors...

 

First off, my dwarf lady, Ishira, made plans to go to Therinfall Redoubt after witnessing the Lord Seeker's unusual behaviour in Val Royeaux when he left with the templars. She and Cassandra didn't like the fishiness going on and decided to investigate. Tough bananas for the mages though. 

 

Next, Ishira met her future girlfriend, Sera in Val Royeaux's back alleys. It was crazy love at first sight for the two much to Solas and Cassandra's dismay. Varric desperately held back his amusement, not risking to further irritate the Lady Seeker. Also, First Enchanter Vivienne joined the newly minted Inquisition. Ishira needed another mage, because she didn't want tire Solas from doing all of the magic work. But she didn't expect to get someone, who has connections to the Empress and her Imperial Court. 

 

Moving on, Nymisa Lavellan, my future Necromancer, made her appearance. So far with her, she also travelled to Val Royeaux to meet with the Clerics and watched the Lord Seeker and the templars make arses of themselves in front of everyone. Instead of going after the templars, Nymisa will seek out the mages in Redcliffe after Grand Enchanter Fiona kindly invited her. 

 

While in the Hinterlands, Nymisa helped the refugees and sealed the rifts. She and her party encountered another Dalish elf named Mihris, but the Herald scornfully told her off. Usually, my other Inquisitors help Mihris find the elven artifact, but this time I wanted to do something different. When Mihris cursed, "Fool, may the Dread Wolf take you!" I was like, 'He's standing right in front of you. F#cker.'

 

Speaking of Solas, Nymisa has been playing with his feelings while flirting with a certain Commander behind his back. Let's see.. Continue to lead Solas on, steal his first kiss and dump him? She won't play nice. 

 

To be continued....

[Rascoth]

I finally found a way how to run DAI fully in English!

 

I seriously hope in their future titles BW will let us choose language. 

[MrGDL87]

Dwarven warrior playthrough (on nightmare with some trials switched on)...

spoilers for Exalted Plains

 

Spoiler

 

Not a lot happened today, the Inquisitor visited the Exalted Plains with Cassandra, Varric and Sera to clear out the undead. Everyone is lv 20 and made their slow march towards the Citadel. Edric smacked many a corpse face with his hatchet and shield. He is now an avid collector of ring velvet and... corpse brains.

 

Managed to burn a body pit and the guarding Arcane Horror was not impressed. The Horror took it's revenge and killed everyone .

 

I only played for half an hour and managed to only burn one body pit... I suppose this is small progress .

One small step at a time.

 

      

[Gilli]

After 30 fails, here have my 31st try (and finally success) to fight and beat Gurd.

 

 

Of course I had to take some screenshots during and after the fight on Kiri's way to Hakkon.

 

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[Gilli]

After the fight vs Hakkon, Kiri took Sera, Varric and Viv and decided to face the four Lvl 30 Despair Demons on The Lady's Rest.

 

 

With that was the Basin safe again and Kiri went to Svarah Sun-Hair for a last talk.

 

 

Next stop: Hissing Wastes

[themikefest]

Back at camp, I realized I was attracted to red. She was attracted to me as well. She spoke of a woman she was with years ago. I believe she said her name was Marmalade.  That's nice. I give red a kiss. Ok. Lets head to the circle.

 

What? Assassins. Get the leader. So he wants to kill red. I can't let that happen. Lets head to Denerim to confront Marmalade.

 

So this is Marmalade. I'm not impressed. She says Fereldon smells like wet dog. Take that back. You smell like wet dog. hahahaha. Time to die. Here you go. eat a walking bomb spell. hahahahaha. Marmalade is now jelly. hahahahaha

 

Back at camp, red gives me a hug. That was nice. Now lets get to the circle.

 

What's going on? Demons. Abominations. My home. This can't be. Greogoir. Let me in. I will deal them. Good. I knew he see it my way. hahahaha. Is that..Wynne? Yeah it is. A lot of us mages hated her nagging trying to mother everyone. Annoying. You can come along Wynne, but no nagging.

 

Lots of demons. Even blood mages. HOw pathetic. Resorting to blood magic. Show no pity to them. Oh no. My bed. Its destroyed. This is where I slept while I lived at the circle. Bow your heads for a moment of silence with me..........You know this means war. The gloves come off. I put on my steel pot. I am no longer Maggie the Mage, but General Maggie. hahahahaha. Ready troops. CHARGE.

 

We make short work of the demons. This demon is making me feel tired.

 

I'm in the fade. No problem.Its Duncan Warden. You're dead pal. Lets fight. Begin. You're dead. I win hahahahaha. What's this lever. It takes me to other areas of the fade. I see another mage who explains he's been here for a long time. Ok. See if I can get out of here. I will go through this portal. Its the mouse from my harrowing. No its not. Its another mouse. I take his power. I have to defeat 5 gate keepers before dealing with sloth. Ok.

 

I get to turn into the burning man. Since I'm woman, I am the burning woman. hahahaha. In the next area, I become a spirit. IN another area I become a golem. That's cool. Stomp, stomp. hahahaha. I kill the gatekeepers.

 

Now to free red, the bow wow and Wynne. Hello sloth. I like to introduce you to my friend virulent walking bomb. hahahaha. Get him bow wow. chew off his leg. hahahahaha. Red is sticking her swords in the thing. NIce. It over. Lets get back.

 

Lert go deal with Urich the Idiot. Fight more demons.

 

Its Templar Cullen. He's trapped. You know Cullen you had your opportunity to be with me before I became a Warden. Your loss. I will deal with Urich the Idiot. Stay safe.

 

Urich the Idiot is now Urich the giant sized demon. You know the saying. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. The demon is dead. Irving is ok. Wynne wants to join my party. Do you think she can keep up with my drinking? hahahahahaha. Lets get back to Redcliffe to deal with Conner.

[themikefest]

Irving says I will go in the fade to deal with the demon myself. Ok. Lets not waste anymore time. hahahaha

 

I hear the Arl and Conner yelling. There's Conner. That's not Conner. Its the demon. Lets see what you do against the power of the walking bomb. hahahaha. This happens two more times. So that's how you want to play it. Cat and mouse. Aha. There's demon in its true form

 

demon: I don't want to fight. Can we make a deal?

me: Ok. I like to have horns on my head like you do

demon: What? What kind of deal is that? This is why I hate dealing with mortals. Your kind I will never understand.

me: Yeah. You don't know the half of it. I'll tell you what. You come by my place for a cup of afternoon tea and I will tell you about mortals plus give me power to add to my spells and you can have the kid at a later date. Will that work for you?

demon: I like it. When you're done dealing with the darkspawn, I will meet you at your place where we can sit down and talk. Here's a book passed down from my mother that will add to your spells. See you soon mortal.

 

Bann and I Sold are happy Conner is ok. They mention something about getting Andraste's ashes that could heal the Arl. Mmmm. What if I went outside I got a cup of ashes from the fire? hahahaha. Ok.

 

We head to Denerim. Alistair wants to see his sister. Ok. I won't stop you. What? You want me to go with you? Fine. Hold my hand little boy. Well that was waste  of time. His sister just wanted his money. I might feel the same if I had 5 children to feed. I'm sure Alistair will help her out once the darkspawn are dealt with.

 

This is Wades Emporium. He can make some fancy armor. Ok. I'll be back.

 

Lets go to the the Pearl. Hello Isabela. I like to get to know you. So does Red. Mmm. I won't complain.  That was fun.

 

Wade has the armor ready. Red likes it. She gives me a hug. Lets find this Brother Gene...whatever. He's suppose to be here in Denerim.

[Melbella]

Dwarven warrior playthrough (on nightmare with some trials switched on)...
spoilers for Exalted Plains
 

Spoiler

 
Not a lot happened today, the Inquisitor visited the Exalted Plains with Cassandra, Varric and Sera to clear out the undead. Everyone is lv 20 and made their slow march towards the Citadel. Edric smacked many a corpse face with his hatchet and shield. He is now an avid collector of ring velvet and... corpse brains.
 
Managed to burn a body pit and the guarding Arcane Horror was not impressed. The Horror took it's revenge and killed everyone .
 
I only played for half an hour and managed to only burn one body pit... I suppose this is small progress .
One small step at a time.
 

Fire is your friend. Fire runes, fire grenades, explosive shot/chain reaction. Varric can spam spike trap for fire damage as well. Also, at least one mage with a fire staff.

[Obadiah]

Hey Cory, I DRINK FROM YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!

[PapaCharlie9]

HEADLINE: Trials Deny Demands Of The Qun!

Gatt goes splatt!

Iron Bull Couture!

Inquisitor escapes from quest jail and harasses Hessarians!

 
 
This is what happens when you try to do the Demands of the Qun with Even Ground and Walk Softly enabled. Maya was level 18 and the Venatori were all Elites.
 
It's spookier as a video, but it's a long sequence with a lot of awkward pauses, so I just took screenshots at key points.

Spoiler

Here's Gatt battling with an Elite Venatori Mage promoted to electricity and soul siphon attacks.

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Gatt, despite having barrier and tons of health, was no match for all the Elite Venatori. At one point two shield warriors and the mage ganged up on him. He was knockdown locked and couldn't get a hit in. So lets see what happens when an essential NPC dies in combat ...

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Once the Venatori were defeated, the cutscene started, but where was Gatt?

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When the camera switched to Gatt, all it showed was this ghostly rain. No sound, his spirit in the Fade had no voice ...

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Maya and The Iron Bull looked pretty confused.

 Some other firsts from this quest:

• This is the first time I brought Dorian and woo hoo, did the snarky comments fly! Tevinter boy don't get along with no Qun-washed elfie, freed slave or no freed slave.
• I had no idea you can talk to Gatt before the quest begins! He's got tons of dialogue. 
• The Iron Bull does a costume change during the mission briefing. What a diva! (see below)
• Finally, there's an invisible wall around the quest starting point, I guess so wandering bears don't spoil the whole setup. Wonder if there's a way through? ... (see video below)

The Iron Bull costume changes:

Spoiler

The Iron Bull is wearing Shokra-taar, from her Fall line of rough-and-tumble wear.

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Now he's wearing his original costume, from when he was first recruited.

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Now he's back into the Shokra-taar.

Finally, a little video I made that shows you can escape from the invisible wall that's supposed to keep you in the starting area for the quest. While The Iron Bull is briefing the Chargers, why not go have some fun with the nearby Hessarians? When it's time to go back, jump right next to the invisible wall, set a waypoint in Tactical, and you're in!

[Melbella]

This is what happens when you try to do the Demands of the Qun with Even Ground and Walk Softly enabled. Maya was level 18 and the Venatori were all Elites.

I think you and I had the same experience during that quest.   Are you also playing on NM? I was a lower level though, maybe 15?

[AppealToReason]

Finally got around to finishing Last Flight and now all I want to do is find some new mods to spice up Origins and spank another Archdemon

[AnimalBoy]

Making plans to visit Tevinter.

 

[Gilli]

Kiri finally went to the Hissing Wastes

 

 

She still has much to do in the Wastes, here have a Hart infront of the moon screenie

 

[themikefest]

Are you Brother Gene... whatever? He's not. He sounds nervous. Gotcha. Tell me the truth. He took one for the team. Search the house. Got to be clues abut Brother something something.

 

Mr Bartender. Have you seen Redcliffe Knights or Brother? He's scared. Something about Haven. We're under attack. Why are cultists attacking me? Maybe they're jealous of me being a mage. hahahaha

 

This is Haven. This guy is really the wlecoming kind of guy. Something doesn't feel right. Lets go in this house. I want to be nosy. Blood. Lots of blood. Mmm. The villagers are attacking. What the heck is going on? Lets head up to that building there.

 

Again with the fighting. There's the Brother. His leg hurts. He believes the ashes are somewhere in the mountain. The people are some kind of cult protecting Andraste. More like a bunch of nut cases. Stay here Brother. This is a job for Maggie the Mage. hahahaha. You like my evil laugh Brother? hahaha

 

These ruins are ancient. Here come the nutjobs. Attack formation. Walking bomb followed by a lot of chopping. Even fight mini-me dragons.

 

Here's King nutjob

 

nujob: Andraste has risen in a different form. I want to know why you're here?

me: A different form? Andraste is dead.

nutjob: Answer my question first

me: Ok. I'll play along. We are members of a group calling ourselves the Green Skyers. We're spreading the word that the sky is green

nutjob: WHAT? The sky isn't green. Its blue

me: Says the guy who believes Andraste has taken another form.

nutjob: Blasphemy. To arms my brethren.

me: Its your funeral pal

 

Its a high dragon. Take positions people. Attack from both sides. The high dragon is now a low dragon. hahahaha. Ok. Name change. From now on I will be known as Maggie the Dragonslayer. Excellent. Lets continue

 

Who's this guy? I have to go through a gauntlet? Fine. Lets get this over with. I talk to ghosts who give me riddles. I wonder if the riddler trained them? hahaha. Next. We can't cross that. You step on this one. Everyone step on something. That'll do it. What? I have to walk through fire in the nude? Makes sense. Don't walk to ruin my armor. hahahaha. The guardian says I'm worthy. Of course I am. Was there any doubt? I got the ashes. Lets get back to Redcliffe.

[PapaCharlie9]

I think you and I had the same experience during that quest.   Are you also playing on NM? I was a lower level though, maybe 15?

Yep, NM. Poor Gatt!

[Crowsfeet]

Yep, NM. Poor Gatt!

 

The same thing happened to me on my last playthrough, on Hard. That quest definitely had the highest percentage of promoted enemies. I thought it was a fluke, but obviously not. Gatt does miraculously recover from his untimely death and appears at Skyhold, only to flounce off again.