The ashes worked. Cool.
We tell the Arl what has happened. He will call a landsmeet once I collect all the allies I can. Ok
I head to Denerim to have Wade make more armor. He crafts the medium armor that I give to Alistair. He likes it. Wade then crafts his superior armor that I give to Red. Her subpar armor I give to Sten. hahahaha
I head to the forest to get the Dalish to help. So they have a curse. So do I. The curse of looking gorgeous. hahahaha. Lets go kill the Winterthing. We're attacked by werewolves. Mmm. It reminds me of the movie An American Werewolf in London. hahahaha. They squeal as they die. hahahaha. Trees can attack? What's next? The grass rises to mow us down? Get it? Mow us down? hahahaha. Right. We fight a bunch of talking werewolves in a ruin.
Its the Lady of the Ruin. I'm Lady of the Circle. hahahaha. Lets fight for your heart Winterthing. Mass paralysis and virulent walking bomb made short work of the beaties. The Zach keeper will keep his promise that the elves will help me. Good.
Who's next? The Dwarves. Lets head their hideout
Lets get this straight. Their King is dead and the only ones who can help is the Behlen dwarf and the Harrowmount dwarf. Lets go with Harrowmount. I like his beard. hahahahaha
I head to the proving. I prove anything you want. hahahahaha. I fight a bunch a dwarfs to win. hahahaha. All hail the Mighty Maggie the Dragonslayer. hahahaha.
Now Lord Harrowmount wants me to deal with a Jarvia gangster. Mmmm. Ok. We sneak into the hideout. Be very. very quiet. Me hunting gangster. hahahaha. Lots of ganagster dwarfs want to kill me. That's not happening. Nice. The red chops a few of them to a smaller size. hahahahaha. So this is the Jarvia gangster. Ok. Say hello to my little friend. hahahaha. She's crying for help while crushing prison and walking bomb are killing her. Excellent. hahahaha
What? Now head to the deep roads to find someone who goes by the name of Bianca. Fine. Ok everyone. Bring your shovel. We're going to the deep road. We have a lot of digging to do. hahahaha. Lots and lots of the uglies. Oh crap. That must be the archdemon. Not good.
Now that's just ugly. The blob of tentacles needs to die. Those tentacles sure pack a puch. The whatever is dead. That thing should go in the Guiness Book of World Records as the ugliest thing ever. hahahahaha
Who's this? A redbeard dwarf shows up. Otter is the name. I'll call you red beard. You're kidding. You're married to Bianca? Better her than me.
You must be Bianca? So you used all your house to get to the Anvil of the Open. What about your lover? Yeah. That hit a sore spot. Lets get this Anvil of the Open. Lots of stone golems to fight. Its a moving statue spitting fire at me. I spit back hahahaha
This is the golem that made golems way back when. You're the paragon Cardiac. Ok. Here's Bianca. Tough decision. I will go with Cardiac. He makes a crown. I have him make another one for me. Yes. All bow before me. I am Queen Maggie the Dragonslayer. hahahaha. The crown even has a +5 for magic. Outstanding. I destroy the Anvil of the Open. Bye, bye Cardiac. Enjoy swimming in the lava. hahahaha. Harrowmount likes his new hat.
On my way out, I tell Dagna that the a circle would like to have her stay and study magic. I get the feeling this isn't the last we hear about her.
Back to camp