We head to Denerim. At last. We face Loghain. Bow before your King. Yeah you Alistair. You know what? What? That Cardiac golem made me a crown. I should be Queen. hahahaha. Fereldon wouldn't want me. I would just laugh all the time. Ok.
Lets go rescue the Queen. Why? I'm going to put Alistair on the throne just to bug him. Lets fight all the guards. Who's this guy? Its a fellow Warden. I will remember his name later. I will get the Howe guy. Hello Howe guy. You want me dead? That's going to be a problem, we're not just going to let you walk out of here. What do you mean we he says. Me. walking bomb and crushing prison. hahahaha. Ok. He's dead. There's Queen Annoying. Who are you? Its Ser Cauthrien. I will stand down only becasue of your voice. hahahaha
I need to rescue my lover. What distraction can I use against the guards? I know. I'm here to give scraps for your dogs. It worked. I knew. Don't know why Alistair thought it wouldn't. Here's come some guards. OK. Stab, stab and slice. hahahaha. I like that. My lover taught me her evil laugh. hahahaha. I like mine better. hahaha. There she is. Lets go.
I knew she would rescue me. I like Red. We both laugh together. hahaha. Lets get out of here. With walking bomb leading the way, we make back to the estate.
The Annoying Queen says checkout the alienage. Ok. Eamon says to talk with the Annoying Queen. Fine. After hearing her out, I decide I will suppot her, not, at the landsmeet. Lets check this alienage thing.
What? Slavers? That's a no go. I don't tolerate that crap. Kill them all. Who's this? He calls himself Crap for Brains. He makes an offer. Here's my counter offer. I kill you. hahahaha. Crap for Brains and his little balls of garbage are dead. Ok elves. Go back to your homes.
This is Ser Otto. Otto? Mmmm. Could he mean Auto? hahahaha. We investigate the orphanage. Lots of demons. The area is now free of demons. The Otto rode out on his Auto. hahahaha
To the landsmeet. Hello Ser Cauthrien. We meet again. I won't fight you. I like your voice. It will play a major role in the future. She gives me a funny look. Don't worry. For now, I need to deal with your boss.
The landsmeet has spoken. Be a nice lad Loghain and let me execute you with honor. hahaha. Ok. Alisatir. Step up to the plate. You're King now. Your first act is to get rid of the Annoying one. Not what I would've done, but ok. Send her to the tower. Lets go fight the darkspawn.
Lots of darkspawn. I have my best friends with me. Virulent walking bomb. Crushing prison and paralysis. At last. Its just you and me Archdemon. How do you want to play this? Ok. Sounds fair. Your will use your breath while I use the Bastilla. I win. I am now the Hero of Fereldon. What? That's wrong. I'm Queen Maggie the DragonSlayer. hahaha. Come on Red. Lets go to the Pearl. hahahaha