I decided against finishing my ME3 playthrough to start my 4th playthrough
Medusa Trevelyan/rogue/archer
I downloaded the patch for my ps3 and noticed that the number of saves went up to 30 from 25. Cool. I also noticed that when the Iquisitor pings for items, that item stays lit for a lot longer period of time. Cool. I'm sure I will notice other things as continue my playthrough.
Loaded the infomation from the keep, my kill all and worst things done in DAO/DAA/DA2. Hahahaha
Lets begin
In the character creator, the only thing's I changed was the hairstyle, hair color and the color of her eyes, otherwise the character looks the same.
I run up towards something yellow and glowing. It looks like the statue seen on the trophy for the Academy Awards. Hahaha. I pass out. Why is my hand glowing? Who is this woman with the scar wanting to kill me? You can try scarface, ha good nickname, but you won't succeed. Hahaha. Who's this other woman. She is named Leliana. That's all fine and dandy. My nickname for you is, Flower Girl. Get it? Leli or Lily being a flower. Ah nevermind. Just know she will now be called flower girl.
So, I follow scarface outside and see the sky has opened up. Yeah. So what? Is there a reason I should care about that crap? Scarface cuts the rope from my hands. Ha. I could strangle her right here for tying me up. You and I are enemies scarface. I start running to the this thing called the "breach". Oh crap. Demons! I see a bow. Hahaha. Robin Hood to the rescue. Now scarface is putting her sword in my face for defending myself. Get lost. I'm going home you ungrateful piece of *********.
On my better judgement, I head towards the breach when I run into demons fighting some folks. A Dwarf named Varris and an Elf named Solas. Solas uses my hand to close the little breach. Both join us and head to the big breach. Varric is now called Short round and Solas is called The Professor
We fight through the demons and run into Flower girl. Some chantry guy wants me executed. What a punk. All talk and no action. It's not worth wasting an arrow to kill him. I suggest we take the direct way to the breach. What do I care about others being killed? Better them then me. Hahahaha. As we move forward, we run into some guy wearing some kind of fur around his neck. How cute. His name is now Furball. Hahaha.
We make it to the breach and out pops a giant looking demon. Yeah. Sure. Whatever. My arrows of death will finish this thing. Its dead and I want to go home. But I have to close the breach. At that moment, everything gets bright and......
I wake to some girl looking at me. Get lost. I don't want to be bothered. In fact I want to head to the nearest tavern for some ale. Hahaha.
Tune in later for more adventures starring the ever lovable Medusa Trevelyan. Hahahaha