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[Fishy]

I'm french canadian, but your joke still suck.

[NeonFlux117]

I'm french canadian, but your joke still suck.

[The Valiant Misanthropist]

[Eternal Phoenix]

The more you deny, the more you want to let you butthole be eaten by his 12inch sub.

 

That's just...disgusting man.

 

Now this joke below on the otherhand?

 

Oh, hey there Frenchie. 

 

Got a joke for ya- 

 

 

Why wasn't Jesus Born in France?????

 

 

 

 

****

 

 

Because he couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin. 

 

hahahaha. 

 

 

Alright, you have yourself a grand day now. 

 

 

Awesome stuff.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Just face the fact that people aren't interested in your husbando sim!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Yeah.

 

That's reeeaaaaallly anal, dude.

 

But I suppose people can't take a half naked anime dude and tons of homoerotic crap.

 

Have all kinds of "guesses" as to why it'd tick someone off, but whatever.

 

[vometia]

Another interesting thing about me is that I'm straight.
 
Honestly... this day and age..

Straight? ew.

Dunno what's interesting about me, really. I have naturally brown hair: boring. I'm a computer programmer: boring. I'm 46 years old: very boring. I drive a Ford Mondeo: boring. I'm a grumpy old cow: mostly boring. I play bass: I suppose that's marginally interesting.

[Sigma Tauri]

My Anatomy

 

Are you saying you're packin'?

[Jstatham1227]

This thread........

 

[Some Geth]

I don't have the fat tip of my right index finger anymore.

 

Lost it to a car door at a young age.

[Gravisanimi]

I am secretly a little girl.

 

So... You are Histy?

[DEUGH Man]

There is nothing interesting about me. I am just another part of the machine that is modern capitalism. I shall go through college so I can get my mediocre job, so I can eventually have enough money to buy a house and live with my wife who will get bored of me after the first four years. I will continue to work either until I turn 70, or when I die if I die before that. Upon my death, no one will ever remember me except my relatives who are not far behind me, and maybe my kids who get bored with me after they turned 15. All in all, I will be forced to find some bit of happiness from this situation, but it will probably be a fake and fleeting happiness, as is the case with most people.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

There is nothing interesting about me. I am just another part of the machine that is modern capitalism. I shall go through college so I can get my mediocre job, so I can eventually have enough money to buy a house and live with my wife who will get bored of me after the first four years. I will continue to work either until I turn 70, or when I die if I die before that. Upon my death, no one will ever remember me except my relatives who are not far behind me, and maybe my kids who get bored with me after they turned 15. All in all, I will be forced to find some bit of happiness from this situation, but it will probably be a fake and fleeting happiness, as is the case with most people.

 

Oh you tool (puppet) of capitalism.

[DEUGH Man]

Not sure if trying to insult me or making a clever joke. Either way, my feelings are hurt.

[Zeroth Angel]

So... You are Histy?

 

Pretty much (^O^).

[Cainhurst Crow]

My body is composed of 57% shitposting and 11% rage, but by an atomic count its more like 67% low quality bait.

[mybudgee]

I can hear the Banhammer being warmed up

[Sir DeLoria]

I'm more in front of the mirror than almost every girl I've ever been with.

I can play three instruments.

I have an arts degree and now waist my life away drawing faces in cappuccinos.

I can speak three languages fluently.

I know almost half of Hamlet by heart.

I used to have a solo impersonation act in drama class.


Oh wait, none of that cr*p is actually interesting, sorry!

[RobRam10]

[Dermain]

Yeah.

 

That's reeeaaaaallly anal, dude.

 

But I suppose people can't take a half naked anime dude and tons of homoerotic crap.

 

Have all kinds of "guesses" as to why it'd tick someone off, but whatever.

 

And here I thought he was referring to me...

 

...

 

*sigh*

 

They aren't...

 

One less member for the Church of Ko

 

There's more than just you?

[TheBunz]

I'm more in front of the mirror than almost every girl I've ever been with.

I can play three instruments.

I have an arts degree and now waist my life away drawing faces in cappuccinos.

I can speak three languages fluently.

I know almost half of Hamlet by heart.

I used to have a solo impersonation act in drama class.


Oh wait, none of that cr*p is actually interesting, sorry!

I think it's interesting. For what it's worth, if I were a girl I'd do you.