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I was thinking about world states and romances and this madness puked itself out of my brain. You're welcome.

Team Tsundere
Morrigan
Fenris
Cassandra

Team Orgy
Zevran
Isabela
Iron Bull

Team Elven Uprising
Zevran
Merrill or Fenris
Solas or Sera

Team Chantry B1tches
Leliana
Sebastian
Cassandra

Team Mage Supremacy
Morrigan
Anders or Merrill
Dorian or Solas

Team Tainted Love
Alistair
Anders
Blackwall

Team "Why Aren't You Gay"
Alistair
Sebastian
Cassandra

CONTRIBUTE y/y?

[Nhadalie]

Team Fancy Britches

Vivienne

Dorian

Sera(To make fun of the fancy breeches)

 

Team No Breeches

Sera

Zevran

Isabela

 

Team "Frustration"

Carver

Isabela

Sera

 

Team Storytime

Merrill/Leliana

Solas

Varric

 

Edit: Now I really really want to see Sera and Isabela together. Bioware, pls. Do the thing. Write the story.

[Cerulione]

Team Elven Uprising

 

Sera

 

she doesn't care about elves. She cares about the "little People".

[Lady Artifice]

Team Picky Warriors

 

Alistair

Fenris

Blackwall

 

 

Team Chantry Boys

 

Alistair

Sebastian

Cullen

 

Team Short Black-haired Ladies

 

Morrigan

Merrill

Cassandra

[Lady Artifice]

Team Doubling-as-crucial-plot-device

 

Morrigan

Anders

Solas

 

 

 

...Holy crap, they're all Mages.

[Who Knows]

I would include Blackwall, Cullen and Solas (oh god Bioware, did we really need 3 straight guys?) as options in "Why aren't you gay"

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Team Elven Uprising
 
Sera
 
she doesn't care about elves. She cares about the "little People".

Yeah, I couldn't think of a moar clever name. I know she doesn't give a fig about elves.

 

I would include Blackwall, Cullen and Solas (oh god Bioware, did we really need 3 straight guys?) as options in "Why aren't you gay"

Don't I know it! But the list would get a bit lengthy if I included all of them, so. Three it is!

[Battlebloodmage]

Add why ain't you gay into Cullen Camp. He's the only one I feel like romancing. 

[Nhadalie]

Team Fangirl Tears

Solas

Fenris

Anders

 

 

Team Innuendo

Zevran

Isabela

Sera/Iron Bull/Dorian

 

Or preferably, all of them.

[AtreiyaN7]

Team Snark:

 

Dorian

Vivienne

Morrigan

Shale

[GameBoyish]

Team "Why aren't you a romance?"

Varric

Aveline
Sten

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Team "Why aren't you a romance?"
Varric
Aveline
Sten

Spot on. I WANTED THEM ALL.

Team Unsolicited Advice
Wynne
Aveline
Solas

[Lady Artifice]

Team Unsolicited Advice
Wynne
Aveline
Solas

 

 

 

Oh Maker, yeah.

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Can't forget Team Bald,
Solas
Iron Bull
Vivienne

Team Inverted Stereotype
Leliana
Varric
Iron Bull

Team Alcoholics Unanonymous
Oghren
Fenris
Bull

Team Crippling Insecurity
Alistair
Carver
Blackwall

[Kath]

Team You-Kind-of-Scare-Me

 

Vivienne

Leliana

Shale

 

Team Stone-Sense

 

Varric

Oghren

Sigrun

[jellobell]

Team Alcoholics Unanonymous
Oghren
Fenris
Bull

Dorian fits better than Fenris, imo.

 

Team, "let's argue about elven mythology"

Solas

Merrill

Morrigan

 

Team Stoic

Sten

Aveline

Cass

 

Team Fabulous

Leliana

Vivienne

Dorian

 

Team Powder-keg

Fenris

Morrigan

Dorian

 

Team "kids these days"

Wynne

Solas

Blackwall

[Chernaya]

Team Passive-Aggressive Remarks

Vivienne

Solas

Morrigan

 

Team Fully Uncensored

Zevran

Iron Bull

Sera

 

Team Somehow Endearing Deflective Humor

Alistair

Dorian

Varric

 

Team Let's Just go Streaking Instead

Isabela

Sera

Dog

 

Team Internal Self Loathing

Anders

Blackwall

Carver

[GameBoyish]

Team Smutty Fanfiction

 

Varric

Isabela

Cassandra

[Andraste_Reborn]

Team 'There's Just One Tiny Thing I Didn't Tell You ...'

 

Isabela

Anders

Solas

 

(Morrigan and Blackwall could also join, but given that their lies and/or omissions don't actually result in anything being burned down or blown up, I figured these three were more qualified.)

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Team "Babies Ever After"
Morrigan
Merrill
Anders

I think these are the only LIs that mention the possibility of having kids?

Team 'There's Just One Tiny Thing I Didn't Tell You ...'
 
Isabela
Anders
Solas
 
(Morrigan and Blackwall could also join, but given that their lies and/or omissions don't actually result in anything being burned down or blown up, I figured these three were more qualified.)

Now that I think about it... it's scary how many liars-by-omission we have in this series lmao.

Dorian fits better than Fenris, imo.

Ah, I totally forgot about Dorian's Tony Starkness!
 
And I love Team Powder-keg. I'd give my left lung to see Dorian/Fenris party banter.

[TheJediSaint]

Team Get **** Done

 

Cassandra

Aveline

Sten

[Andraste_Reborn]

Now that I think about it... it's scary how many liars-by-omission we have in this series lmao.
 

 

Especially since there's also Alistair ('did I forget to mention that I'm the heir to the throne? My bad!') and Leliana ('I am but a humble Chantry lay sister! No, really!') But those two at least come clean on their own as soon as it becomes relevant to the plot, unlike certain other people.

 

Also:

 

Team

Spoiler

I Killed A Bunch Of Innocent People But At Least I Feel Sad About It?

 

Sten

Cole

Blackwall

 

Team Daddy Issues

 

Alistair

Nathaniel

Dorian

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Team "I'll Be In My Bunk"
Zevran
Merrill
Bull

Team Anger Mismanagement
Oghren
Fenris
Sera

Team Well-Intentioned Extremist

Spoiler

Loghain
Anders
Solas

Team Absolute Cleavage
Morrigan
Isabela
Vivienne