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I love how hilarious some of the romance scenes are. My favorites are the first time Cullen kisses the Inquisitor, Iron Bull's "You want to ride the bull" quote, and when the Inquisitor and Iron Bull blind Cullen, who then starts suppressing laughter like a twelve year-old.
Are there any other funny scenes? Those are the only ones I know of. Which do you find the funniest?
Bull and Sera's are both great on the humour.
Cassandra's start with the lines of I:"You mean you want me to court you?" C:"NO!" *stomps out, slams door all angry.......opens door, stomps in* "YES!"
found it adorably humorous
I've got a screenshot from the Bull romance, actually:
Hey Cullen, learn to knock.
After Cass walks in and is promptly shocked, Bull said the same thing I would have in that circumstance. "For f*ck's sake."
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I've got a screenshot from the Bull romance, actually:
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Hey Cullen, learn to knock.
After Cass walks in and is promptly shocked, Bull said the same thing I would have in that circumstance. "For f*ck's sake."
I laughed so hard when he said that. XD
Also, the screen shot isn't working for me.
I laughed so hard when he said that. XD
Also, the screen shot isn't working for me.
Ah, try the direct link then:
http://i.imgur.com/BDOxavM.png
I love how hilarious some of the romance scenes are. My favorites are the first time Cullen kisses the Inquisitor, Iron Bull's "You want to ride the bull" quote, and when the Inquisitor and Iron Bull blind Cullen, who then starts suppressing laughter like a twelve year-old.
Are there any other funny scenes? Those are the only ones I know of. Which do you find the funniest?
Cassandra: "Are you seeing this?"
Cullen: "NO."
priceless XD
My favourite romance scene is definitely Iron Bull with Josie, Cullen, and Cassandra walking in on them (Leliana already knew to stay the hell away)
I especially enjoy the creepy painting in the background when you're giving Iron Bull the tooth.
He just has this expression of "I have seen things I can never unsee"
That being said, I'm pretty sure Cullen is thinking the same thing. 
Hmmm - that picture is in the apothecary's hut in Haven.
I've got a screenshot from the Bull romance, actually:
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Hey Cullen, learn to knock.
After Cass walks in and is promptly shocked, Bull said the same thing I would have in that circumstance. "For f*ck's sake."
Seriously. Geez Cullen, why would you just walk into your boss' bedroom like that?
Seriously. Geez Cullen, why would you just walk into your boss' bedroom like that?
Cassandra: "Are you seeing this?"
Cullen: "NO."
priceless XD
Or...
Cass: I appologize for interrupting...what I assume is a momentary diversion.
Cullen: nothing wrong with having a bit of fun.
Josie: (looking a little more than curious herself) who wouldn't be a little bit curious?
It wasn't actually Quizzy bedroom, just one of the never repaired tower bedrooms. Which does beg the question of how they all found you.
Yeah, but Cullen still knew Quizzy is "resting" there, yet for some reason he decided to not even knock 
It is all very strange.
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My favourite romance scene is definitely Iron Bull with Josie, Cullen, and Cassandra walking in on them (Leliana already knew to stay the hell away)
I especially enjoy the creepy painting in the background when you're giving Iron Bull the tooth.
He just has this expression of "I have seen things I can never unsee"SpoilerThat being said, I'm pretty sure Cullen is thinking the same thing.
Totally. I have a feeling Leliana's spies already found it out for her. Perhaps she coordinated the whole thing. XD
I have to say I was totally shocked when Cullen basically took you on his desk. To me that is very un-Cullen like and my jaw dropped. Bull's romance is definitely and omg I can't believe I just saw that. I have to give the Bioware props for the romance scenes. They went in a good direction with them I think. At least there was no small clothes involved.
I'm still on my first (incredibly long) playthrough but I have to second the first kiss with Cullen. The backing-away messenger kills me. Especially because there seems to only be one messenger model (or they are all clones...some kind of Inquisitorial stormtroopers, perhaps) so it's the same poor hapless chump who got growled at in the first interaction with Cullen at Skyhold. The whole thing is kind of daft because you start the scene in Cullen's office which has, y'know, walls and doors, and then when you say you want to talk alone, the two of you go outside on a high wall in broad daylight with people walking past the whole time. Evidently both Cullen and the Inquisitor have a case of the stupids around each other. I now headcanon that Leliana sees the whole thing go down from the crow tower and laughs hysterically.
The Bull 'interruption' scene is pretty priceless too though. 'I can't feel my legs!'
I'm still on my first (incredibly long) playthrough but I have to second the first kiss with Cullen. The backing-away messenger kills me. Especially because there seems to only be one messenger model (or they are all clones...some kind of Inquisitorial stormtroopers, perhaps) so it's the same poor hapless chump who got growled at in the first interaction with Cullen at Skyhold. The whole thing is kind of daft because you start the scene in Cullen's office which has, y'know, walls and doors, and then when you say you want to talk alone, the two of you go outside on a high wall in broad daylight with people walking past the whole time. Evidently both Cullen and the Inquisitor have a case of the stupids around each other. I now headcanon that Leliana sees the whole thing go down from the crow tower and laughs hysterically.
The Bull 'interruption' scene is pretty priceless too though. 'I can't feel my legs!'
This reminds me that I keep needing to work out the sight-line from Dorian's tower window. Because some of the things he says...he's definitely doing some people-watching up there. xD
"Alright, I get it, you want to ride... THE BULL!" Heh, laughed so hard on that line
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I have to say I was totally shocked when Cullen basically took you on his desk. To me that is very un-Cullen like and my jaw dropped. Bull's romance is definitely and omg I can't believe I just saw that. I have to give the Bioware props for the romance scenes. They went in a good direction with them I think. At least there was no small clothes involved.
When does that happen? After the quest with Samson?
That DOES seem un-Cullen, but I also think that Cullen has always been holding back, especially if there was a female mage Warden. He's always followed the rules and whatnot, and it gets tiresome. He spent five years training to be a templar, and when he was a templar his entire life was the Chantry. Everyone he knew died in the Circle, and he didn't particularly care for anyone in Kirkwall.
Cullen is a templar, the Knight-Captain, he's commander of the Inquisition's troops. He always has to act tough and like a leader, even if he is doubtful or scared. Then he slowly comes out of his shell, showing that side to someone who he ends up caring for. She likes him back, and that must mean a lot to him. He's not scared any more, and that happiness ends up coming out in what seems to be a very un-Cullen fashion.
Yes, I read into things way too much. XD
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I'm still on my first (incredibly long) playthrough but I have to second the first kiss with Cullen. The backing-away messenger kills me. Especially because there seems to only be one messenger model (or they are all clones...some kind of Inquisitorial stormtroopers, perhaps) so it's the same poor hapless chump who got growled at in the first interaction with Cullen at Skyhold. The whole thing is kind of daft because you start the scene in Cullen's office which has, y'know, walls and doors, and then when you say you want to talk alone, the two of you go outside on a high wall in broad daylight with people walking past the whole time. Evidently both Cullen and the Inquisitor have a case of the stupids around each other. I now headcanon that Leliana sees the whole thing go down from the crow tower and laughs hysterically.
The Bull 'interruption' scene is pretty priceless too though. 'I can't feel my legs!'
Right? It reminds me of some of the cutscenes in Mass Effect 3. Like with Cortez, when Shepard and him are having an intimate moment, there is a shot of just the two of them, but you see some random turian dancing in the background, lol.
Then Leliana's "We were waiting for you, Inquisitor. Especially Cullen."
My female elf mage is going after Cullen and I was more than a bit surprised when I went to his office and the only option was if he has time to get away and answer is sure. Then we head outside and man was that kiss ever short then he just turns around and heads back to work. I liked the look on my elf's face like really is that it??? Time to go visit Bull.
Iron Bull's romance is wild from start to finish.
@Challenge Everything...okay he doesn't actually take you on his desk, but right before the actually implied action, you sit back on his desk and knock a bottle off of it. He looks at you and then swipes everything off of it (in a very forceful manner) and kisses you and then you and he lay back on the desk and are kissing. That just took me by surprise as I never saw Cullen that way. 
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