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[Kestrel]

It's all those glorious INTERNAL WOUNDS.

 

I think the best I can do is mutual magical healing naughty bits though. 

[Rabbitonfire]

Are you talking about the DAI and its romances? Because I haven't noticed that kind of healing magic.

they took it out to and replace it with potions.

[Abelas Forever!]

they took it out to and replace it with potions.

Interesting. I guess I have missed the recipe of those love potions. I wonder if Abelas could give me one.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Interesting. I guess I have missed the recipe of those love potions. I wonder if Abelas could give me one.

 

Nah, the only potion recipe he knows is for a creepy hungry Well 

[Abelas Forever!]

Nah, the only potion recipe he knows is for a creepy hungry Well 

I guess I'll have to get that repice elsewhere and make one and then give him that potion

[BoscoBread]

Are you talking about the DAI and its romances? Because I haven't noticed that kind of healing magic.

No. It's a trope in the fanfictions.  Specifically with Solas/Abelas/Samson and whatever other sad sack is shuffling around Thedas at the moment. 

 

"She came into my life like a goddess or maybe some sort of healing breeze that was super beautiful. then we banged but like really softly and sensually for hours or maybe it felt like hours but it was only 5 min. because i haven't banged in forever.  and she fixed me in some way deep down because i forgot how to feel feelings until we did this thing.'

[Sable Rhapsody]

No. It's a trope in the fanfictions.  Specifically with Solas/Abelas/Samson and whatever other sad sack is shuffling around Thedas at the moment. 

 

"She came into my life like a goddess or maybe some sort of healing breeze that was super beautiful. then we banged but like really softly and sensually for hours or maybe it felt like hours but it was only 5 min. because i haven't banged in forever.  and she fixed me in some way deep down because i forgot how to feel feelings until we did this thing.'

 

Don't forget the cryf***ing 

 

I don't remember the sexual healing thing being this prevalent in DA:O or DA2.  Origins' love interests were relatively normal, sane people by Thedas standards.  And DA2 was practically the opposite of sexual healing.  Anders is nuts no matter what, Sebastian refuses to take off his chastity crotch belt, and Fenris actually runs AWAY     Or maybe Hawke's just really not that great in bed.

[Abelas Forever!]

I guess I have missed those stories.

[Kestrel]

Poor Abelas. Poor Inquisitor. They just awkwardly lie under the sheets, not touching each other, while she smokes a cigarette and says , "jesus christ that was awful." 

[Rabbitonfire]

No. It's a trope in the fanfictions.  Specifically with Solas/Abelas/Samson and whatever other sad sack is shuffling around Thedas at the moment. 

 

"She came into my life like a goddess or maybe some sort of healing breeze that was super beautiful. then we banged but like really softly and sensually for hours or maybe it felt like hours but it was only 5 min. because i haven't banged in forever.  and she fixed me in some way deep down because i forgot how to feel feelings until we did this thing.'

Something about the awareness and uncertainly of that description was very attractive to me.

[Abelas Forever!]

I think one thing is for sure. Abelas needs love.

[Kestrel]

Abelas is now swimming in fan fiction waifus. 

[Sable Rhapsody]

Poor Abelas. Poor Inquisitor. They just awkwardly lie under the sheets, not touching each other, while she smokes a cigarette and says , "jesus christ Andraste's flaming asscheeks that was awful." 

 

Fixed it for you 

 

I think one thing is for sure. Abelas needs love.

 

Not getting it from my Lavellan.  If Solas doesn't work out, I think she's done with cranky ancient elves.  Her rebound will be someone with normal people problems who can last more than five minutes when they start getting it on 

[Abelas Forever!]

Not getting it from my Lavellan.  If Solas doesn't work out, I think she's done with cranky ancient elves.  Her rebound will be someone with normal people problems who can last more than five minutes when they start getting it on 

My Lavellans wont give their love to Abelas either. But my protagonist in next DA game would give. She will believe that the second time will be better or the third..

[Kestrel]

Have a really short piece of fluff. I ran with one of Sable's conversations and tried to think of what a humorous end to it would be. Poor Abelas. 

 

http://archiveofouro...g/works/3525686

[Sable Rhapsody]

Have a really short piece of fluff. I ran with one of Sable's conversations and tried to think of what a humorous end to it would be. Poor Abelas. 

 

http://archiveofouro...g/works/3525686

 

*high pitched squealing and flailing*

 

Poor Abelas just can't catch a break, and neither can your quizzy.  Maybe their next bonding activity can be dowsing Iron Bull in the sack mead and lighting him on fire.

 

Or maybe Bull legitimately thought the stuff was romantic.  He does, after all, drink that awful qunari crap that resembles engine cleaner.  The mead's positively fancy to him.

[Kestrel]

At this rate, they should be in an official relationship sometime within the next ten years. Maybe. If hilarious, sitcom like antics don't keep doing weird things to them. I'd like to think that Shrike shows up the next day trying to loom over Iron Bull and look intimidating.

 

On the plus side, I wrote a fic that cheered me up, so that's nice. I love writing serious things about the way they're sort of pursuing each other but also sort of really hesitant about it, but I needed some pure silliness.

[BoscoBread]

At this rate, they should be in an official relationship sometime within the next ten years. Maybe. If hilarious, sitcom like antics don't keep doing weird things to them. I'd like to think that Shrike shows up the next day trying to loom over Iron Bull and look intimidating.

 

On the plus side, I wrote a fic that cheered me up, so that's nice. I love writing serious things about the way they're sort of pursuing each other but also sort of really hesitant about it, but I needed some pure silliness.

Abelas always cheers me up. Even though he's soooo grumpy(said in cutsey voice).  He doesn't have the same angst baggage that Solas does or Samson(HTP )  does.  Both get horribly upsetting because even if you get together, it's so difficult to imagine a happily ever after with either.

[Kestrel]

I already have my next disgusting cute little thing planned out, though I don't even know when I'll write it. It's kind of a nice catharsis though. And really weird for me, because my normal writing tends to be so depressing. What is this happy stuff?! 

 

I do need to remember if we see what kind of weapon Abelas uses or not though. I love grumpy Abelas though. I just want to make him muffins and thenc atch him eating them. 

[BoscoBread]

I already have my next disgusting cute little thing planned out, though I don't even know when I'll write it. It's kind of a nice catharsis though. And really weird for me, because my normal writing tends to be so depressing. What is this happy stuff?! 

 

I do need to remember if we see what kind of weapon Abelas uses or not though. I love grumpy Abelas though. I just want to make him muffins and thenc atch him eating them. 

I still accept that's him wielding the 2 ton rock hammer because...power arms and thighs. 

[Kestrel]

I was going to go with massive hammer too. Because it's like... a metaphor, man. 

[Sable Rhapsody]

I already have my next disgusting cute little thing planned out, though I don't even know when I'll write it. It's kind of a nice catharsis though. And really weird for me, because my normal writing tends to be so depressing. What is this happy stuff?! 

 

Whatever, happy stuff is awesome.  There's enough horrible, angsty stuff for these poor guys in-game for my taste.  I refuse to write angsty, depressing Solavellan for that exact reason.