Vacuum Sealed Armor: Abelas Appreciation & Discussion Thread (spoilers!)
#1901
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 07:14
- Tielis, Avejajed et Babelas aiment ceci
#1902
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 08:09
You're not the only one whose mind went there.
I was like "Breakfast? In bed? That means a night before..." *ahem*
I have not played Trespasser yet, since I like to wait until all expansions are out (and being spoiled) before playing a game through. People ask how I can enjoy it because I know what happens, but reading about something is not the same as experiencing it.
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Abelas and Mythal vs. Solas would be problematic for me, because I have one Lavellan who is happily married to Cullen and is all for integration, and another who is feral and loves everything about Solas.
I like the way you think. If it were my Inky then Abelas did the cooking. She is like the worst Dalish cook ever and has a strange ability to accidentally catch everything on fire. Four aravels later and the Keeper accepted there was no hope for her first.
Very true. Reading always feels more real to me. I guess because I can use my imagination. Playing the game is like crack for my eyes and oooo something shiny.
I have a batsh*t crazy Lavellan who loves Solas because she believes he is the Maker reborn. She'll follow him anywhere. I have another Lavellan who romance no one. The thighs ruined her for life. She pines after them and at night she prays to Mythal to bring her one of the hunky sentinels.
So meh I could go either way.
*sticks her tongue out at the thread*
Solasmancer. Maker forbid you enter the bastard child thread for the thighs must be respected.
I can spot them a mile away. They always have that strange heartbroken look with a smidgen of desperate hope thrown in for fun
- Vorathrad aime ceci
#1903
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 08:15
Solasmancer. Maker forbid you enter the bastard child thread for the thighs must be respected.
I can spot them a mile away. They always have that strange heartbroken look with a smidgen of desperate hope thrown in for fun

And here I thought I'd be accepted into the hallowed halls of glitter and erotic art with open arms. Wasn't offending the Solas thread part of the hazing ritual to get in?
- Vorathrad et Babelas aiment ceci
#1904
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 08:21
Solasmancer. Maker forbid you enter the bastard child thread for the thighs must be respected.
I can spot them a mile away. They always have that strange heartbroken look with a smidgen of desperate hope thrown in for fun
Holy Moses, that was harsh! True, but harsh. ![]()
- Vorathrad et Babelas aiment ceci
#1905
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 08:48
And here I thought I'd be accepted into the hallowed halls of glitter and erotic art with open arms. Wasn't offending the Solas thread part of the hazing ritual to get in?
Have you completed thy task and offended the Solas thread? If so enter sister.
Holy Moses, that was harsh! True, but harsh.
I'm just messing about. Do you think people take me serious? Especially when I do things like this:


- Vorathrad et Onecrazymonkey1 aiment ceci
#1906
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 08:50
Have you completed thy task and offended the Solas thread? If so enter sister.
I'm just messing about. Do you think people take me serious? Especially when I do things like this:
I have. I dared speak dislike of snowflake Merrill.
- Babelas aime ceci
#1907
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:06
Welcome!

I don't even look at the Solas thread any longer. I have to admit I'm tempted to have a gander now. I'll probably end up angry. What were you thinking? You... you expressed an opinion!? How dare. Come chill with us instead.
#1909
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:31
I'm like Fen'Harel and walk between the Thightened Ones and the Solanuris
You definitely have the best of both world. Seriously though... not that you need me to say it or anything like that. I don't mind if people want to talk about Solas romance. Just throw some Abelas love in occasionally and I'm good. Plus, I like to think we are respectful of each other here. I don't always agree with what is said and Maker knows people don't agree with me, but we still manage to get along. Unless... you are plotting my assassination o.O ![]()
Oh yes I can go a week without insulting Solas. I can I can I can. I will do it for my thread buddies.
- Vorathrad, Onecrazymonkey1 et Abelas Forever! aiment ceci
#1910
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:35
You definitely have the best of both world.
I have The Thighs and Dat Butt. You bet I do ![]()
ELVHENAN LOWER BODY B*TCHES
- Abelas Forever! et Babelas aiment ceci
#1911
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:44
I have The Thighs and Dat Butt. You bet I do
ELVHENAN LOWER BODY B*TCHES
The shoulders sure aren't bad, either. This is why I could not finish my male Lavellan playthrough, even with mods installed. Such a pretty, pretty face, and a smile that wrecked me, but no shoulders. ![]()
The love scene with Cassandra was horrible. I felt like a pedophile. ![]()
- Vorathrad et Babelas aiment ceci
#1912
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:44
I have The Thighs and Dat Butt. You bet I do
ELVHENAN LOWER BODY B*TCHES
Lmao... Hey where is SS today?
I have a deep dark secret I need to reveal. *bites lip*
Deep in the recesses of my hard drive there lives this thing of beauty:
But there also lives this:

and this:

B*tches my street cred is ruined now. Let's go see what is happening on the bottom b*tches thread *sigh* I will say something I probably won't regret that will start sh*t most likely
- Tielis, Jaron Oberyn, Vorathrad et 2 autres aiment ceci
#1913
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:54
The shoulders sure aren't bad, either. This is why I could not finish my male Lavellan playthrough, even with mods installed. Such a pretty, pretty face, and a smile that wrecked me, but no shoulders.
Yeah, Solas V shape doesn't hurt the eyes... *fans self* Is it September already? Sure it's hot in here *looks at drawing posted by Babelas* nope, I think it's July...
Abelas must have some nice shoulders too, but why do ancient elves throw all the things on the top part of armour? I have a pretty shiny, vacuum sealed armour, what could I do to make it better? A hood!! And a cape!! And anoher hood! And a wolf pelt!! And a hood!!
Babelas that last pic is epic ![]()
- Tielis et Babelas aiment ceci
#1914
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 09:55
Babelas that last pic is epic
Yes it is. Is that a wolf's ass?
- Vorathrad et Babelas aiment ceci
#1915
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 10:06
It has to be the picture I love of him best. It's gorgeous. It even rivals the thighs (you did not hear me say that. I will never say it again. Enjoy) but Maker I wouldn't say no to him in that get up and the hair. Yum.
Man I need a bath. I understand why she was upset now. That was some messed up crap thrown back at Avejajed. And that is why I do not go there. But I will say this: I never liked Merrill. Ever. Her inane banter drove me up the wall. She did act like a spoiled brat with the keeper. I would say it was actually more telling of her character that she did not respect her Hahren. I will also if not for Solas and Abelas, the elves of Dragon Age would never have reached the point where I feel I can take them serious. They grew up this time around in this installment of DA. Yep, it's my opinion. Hate it, love it, ignore it or well shove it. I don't care. But that's how I feel about it.
Yes it is. Is that a wolf's ass?
Don't make me fall in love with you all over again ![]()
Yeah, Solas V shape doesn't hurt the eyes... *fans self* Is it September already? Sure it's hot in here *looks at drawing posted by Babelas* nope, I think it's July...
Abelas must have some nice shoulders too, but why do ancient elves throw all the things on the top part of armour? I have a pretty shiny, vacuum sealed armour, what could I do to make it better? A hood!! And a cape!! And anoher hood! And a wolf pelt!! And a hood!!
Babelas that last pic is epic
*hands you a towel* Wipe up the drool damn it! Abelas will have you doing squats again if you messy the temple.
Looks like a dead ferret to me. Just sayin'
- Vorathrad et Onecrazymonkey1 aiment ceci
#1916
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 10:15
One last thing before I go actually write. It may not be welcome and it may not sound like I mean it. But I do. Avejajed you did nothing wrong. Sometimes people just need to hear it. Anyway... I'm outta here for now. Love ![]()
- Vorathrad et Abelas Forever! aiment ceci
#1917
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 10:24
*hands you a towel* Wipe up the drool damn it! Abelas will have you doing squats again if you messy the temple.
Looks like a dead ferret to me. Just sayin'
They took my baby's Well of Sorrows and I will make him the Well of Drools!
Good night sweeties ![]()
- Abelas Forever! et Babelas aiment ceci
#1918
Posté 17 septembre 2015 - 10:34
Don't make me fall in love with you all over again
ROFL adds new meaning to the term "asshat"
I'll show myself out.
- Abelas Forever! et Babelas aiment ceci
#1919
Posté 18 septembre 2015 - 12:18
Yeah, Solas V shape doesn't hurt the eyes... *fans self* Is it September already? Sure it's hot in here *looks at drawing posted by Babelas* nope, I think it's July...
Abelas must have some nice shoulders too, but why do ancient elves throw all the things on the top part of armour? I have a pretty shiny, vacuum sealed armour, what could I do to make it better? A hood!! And a cape!! And anoher hood! And a wolf pelt!! And a hood!!
Babelas that last pic is epic
I'm sorry I just read this again and almost spit my wine out. That's a sin you know? Vorthrad you do these things to me. It's wrong.
belas must have some nice shoulders too, but why do ancient elves throw all the things on the top part of armour? I have a pretty shiny, vacuum sealed armour, what could I do to make it better? A hood!! And a cape!! And anoher hood! And a wolf pelt!! And a hood!!
Lmao... I can't stop laughing. It's so damn true. You know what they have when they don't have hoods and capes and pelts going on? They got glowy eyes and smoke comin' out there glowy eyes. B*tches be lovin' the shinies. Something shiny! Elves flock to it in herds.
You just jealous of Solas's fro.
Fade hair B*tches!!!!
Lavellan turns over in bed after a good romp the night before. Her eyes are half lidded and heavy from sleep. She feels around for her lover. Solas turns over and smiles. Oh baby. Comb me.

ROFL adds new meaning to the term "asshat"
I'll show myself out.
Hehehehe oh it does. I can't breathe because of you two.
I really am going to bed now.
#1920
Posté 18 septembre 2015 - 02:06
Brass I love your letter to Abelas! Specially this part:
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I already see the discussions at breakfast: "MINE WERE BIGGER!"
I can't decide what to make of Mythal's intentions; yes she was very close to Solas but as you said sentinels were definitely slaves (the best slave is the one that loves the leash, and that sadly applied to Abelas and probably the rest of sentinels) And she has been saving Thedas once and again; she also is the opposite of Solas regarding the Dalish: she respects them and only resents that they.don't respect themselves more.
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Edit: sorry, I didn't realize there was another spoilery part.
So that you folks know, I do intend to write a fanfic based on that goofy letter I came up with. Though I am not sure if it'll go the way you'd prefer, but, well. It'll mostly be fluff and angst.
Post-Trespasser, with a Lavellan who romanced Solas.
All the feels.
- Abelas Forever! et Babelas aiment ceci
#1921
Posté 18 septembre 2015 - 06:56
I'm back b*tches!
Welcome Avejajed!
- Babelas aime ceci
#1922
Posté 18 septembre 2015 - 01:27
So that you folks know, I do intend to write a fanfic based on that goofy letter I came up with. Though I am not sure if it'll go the way you'd prefer, but, well. It'll mostly be fluff and angst.
Post-Trespasser, with a Lavellan who romanced Solas.
All the feels.
Please post the link when your finished. I'd love to read it and I mean that.
I'm back b*tches!
Welcome Avejajed!
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B*tches! Where you been SS? How dare you have a life away from the thread ![]()
#1923
Posté 18 septembre 2015 - 01:45
Brass_Buckles I would like to read that story as well.
- Babelas aime ceci
#1924
Posté 18 septembre 2015 - 01:58
Brass_Buckles I would like to read that story as well.
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Crazy... out there having a life.
Okay SS then turn off your PS4
Maker you are feisty today.
I've always had really bad vibes about Elgar'nan. I also noticed no one mentions him much. I think he really gives people the creeps. It's the temper. It just doesn't spell out happy individual.
I don't if Mythal can control actual thoughts. Like make you like something. I remember my Inky being like what the f*ck... I can't stop myself. She was trying to resist. She wouldn't if Mythal said go visit Abelas. He's naked.
I don't get love vibes when Solas speaks about Mythal. I think it was more like a mother/son relationship. Some times I get suspected love vibes from Abelas and his codexes. But people tell me I'm delusional and that he just loved her in a religious sense. I don't really care either way. It doesn't have to be romantic love. I just know Abelas loved her in his own way. I love Mythal too because she is Flemeth and Flemeth is my favorite flavor of crazy. Strong, independent woman who doesn't put up with stupid sh*t. My kind of person. She also saved my Warden and my Hawke and she seems to love all elves regardless of where they are from.
If Cole helps her forget it happened then perhaps Solas doesn't always resist ![]()
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