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[Vorathrad]

Do you think Abelas or Sebastian ever get really lonely, possibly a bit delirious and just start up conversations with their body faces? 

"why don't you ever speak to me? You are my only friends now and you never say a word." SADFACE

 

Nooooo don't make me imagine Abelas telling bad jokes to his knee faces!!

 

*cannot unimagine cannot unimagine*

 

Also thanks dear Alchemillia for the Abelas Golden Chariot  And thankyou not thankyou for that Solas mural... is there any mess this egg didn't have to do anything with? It really seems that the Veil had something to do with the Blight...

 

Babelas you really cheered me up... and the thread 

 

Sable and Silent, now I don't know if I want replacements or not, you make me think too much (in a good way)

[maia0407]

Do you think Abelas or Sebastian ever get really lonely, possibly a bit delirious and just start up conversations with their body faces? 

"why don't you ever speak to me? You are my only friends now and you never say a word." SADFACE

lol, probably. Or they're like, guys, can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep! lol

[Vorathrad]

I'm sure Sebastian's face hums this from time to time to annoy him

 

Spoiler

 

(see what you did?  )

[maia0407]

hahahaha! Gives a new twist to getting a hummer!

[Abelas Forever!]

Sable and Silent, now I don't know if I want replacements or not, you make me think too much (in a good way)

I think the best way to do this is that sometimes there will be replacements and sometimes there isn't replacements.

[Vorathrad]

I'm alone at home and laughing my ass off     

[Alchemillia]

lol, probably. Or they're like, guys, can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep! lol

Abelas: "infernal knees you disturb my slumber with your never ending prattle."

 

knees: "stuff it grumpy this is a private conversation!"

 

Abelas: [disgusted noise] "Why do I continue to carry you, usless..."

 

Knee L: "we are pretty handy in a fight!"

 

Knee R: "Aaand we draw more attention to your thighs. You. Are. Welcome."

 

Abelas:  "I suppose you have my thanks for that at least."

[Sable Rhapsody]

Great, now if Abelas shows up without talking knees, I will be deeply disappointed.

 

This is all your fault

[Alchemillia]

Great, now if Abelas shows up without talking knees, I will be deeply disappointed.

 

This is all your fault

*High Fives Maia* YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

[maia0407]

I'm alone at home and laughing my ass off     

 

Me too! Kind of glad my husband isn't home right now because he'd want to know what's so funny. And I'd be like, "Um, there's these knee face armor things... and, they talk to each other, and hummers....Nevermind!" He'd get all hung up on the hummer and I'd never hear the end of it!

Abelas: "infernal knees you disturb my slumber with your never ending prattle."

 

knees: "stuff it grumpy this is a private conversation!"

 

Abelas: [disgusted noise] "Why do I continue to carry you, usless..."

 

Knee L: "we are pretty handy in a fight!"

 

Knee R: "Aaand we draw more attention to your thighs. You. Are. Welcome."

 

Abelas:  "I suppose you have my thanks for that at least."

haha! That actually sounds like Abelas too!

[Vorathrad]

Me too! Kind of glad my husband isn't home right now because he'd want to know what's so funny. And I'd be like, "Um, there's these knee face armor things... and, they talk to each other, and hummers....Nevermind!" He'd get all hung up on the hummer and I'd never hear the end of it!

haha! That actually sounds like Abelas too!

 

Yeah I'm glad too, I don't want to explain to him how it went from talking knee faces to hummers 

[Vorathrad]

Abelas: "infernal knees you disturb my slumber with your never ending prattle."

 

knees: "stuff it grumpy this is a private conversation!"

 

Abelas: [disgusted noise] "Why do I continue to carry you, usless..."

 

Knee L: "we are pretty handy in a fight!"

 

Knee R: "Aaand we draw more attention to your thighs. You. Are. Welcome."

 

Abelas:  "I suppose you have my thanks for that at least."

 

How do you call that in English, the whistle when a hot guy or chick passes by? Hey sexy? (I write it "Fi fiu" in Spanish )That's what Abelas knees do to attract attention to his thighs.

 

Knee L: "Hot chick at 12 o'clock! Pointy ears, did the rituals!"

 

Knee R: "Ok, we whistle on 3, 2, 1..."

[maia0407]

How do you call that in English, the whistle when a hot guy or chick passes by? Hey sexy? (I write it "Fi fiu" in Spanish )That's what Abelas knees do to attract attention to his thighs.

 

Knee L: "Hot chick at 12 o'clock! Pointy ears, did the rituals!"

 

Knee R: "Ok, we whistle on 3, 2, 1..."

lol, and Abelas is like, "STOP doing that! It ruins my street cred!"

 

I don't know that we have an english version of 'fi fiu' but I know what you are talking about!

[Alchemillia]

Vorathrad I believe the word you are looking for is cat calling? and Abelas' knees as wing men..er knee faces is amazing!

[Vorathrad]

Vorathrad I believe the word you are looking for it cat calling? and Abelas' knees as wing men..er knee faces is amazing!

 

After extensive Google research, I think so! 

 

Knee L and Knee R practice their hooking up phrases when Abelas is in uthenera (awwww see now they got names)

[Alchemillia]

After extensive Google research, I think so! 

 

Knee L and Knee R practice their hooking up phrases when Abelas is in uthenera (awwww see now they got names)

YES! Names they needed names! We could shorten Knee L to Neil and Knee R to...something that sounds like Knee R...Near? Oh no Titanic theme song incoming!!! 

[maia0407]

Kneel and Kneer? hehe

 

"The Adventures of Kneel and Kneer and sometimes Crotch Face!" by the Abelas thread

[Alchemillia]

Poor Crotch Face gets left out of everything and is always the...butt of all their jokes...?   

[Babelas]

This is like the most genius discussion that's ever happened on this thread. Oh c'mon the knees would have elfy sounding names at least! 

 

I don't understand the argument? What are we arguing about? Replacement for what? I think I'll go back to my corner and just look pretty and listen to more knee chatter.

[Babelas]

How do you call that in English, the whistle when a hot guy or chick passes by? Hey sexy? (I write it "Fi fiu" in Spanish )That's what Abelas knees do to attract attention to his thighs.

 

Knee L: "Hot chick at 12 o'clock! Pointy ears, did the rituals!"

 

Knee R: "Ok, we whistle on 3, 2, 1..."

You know what this reminds me of? Cogsworth and Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast. Now I'm imaging those two having arguments with each other as Abelas's knees and then celebrating when a girl actually enters the temple. This is too f*cking weird b*tches but it's soooooooo awesome.

 

Glad you are feeling better Vora!

[Sable Rhapsody]

I don't understand the argument? What are we arguing about? Replacement for what? I think I'll go back to my corner and just look pretty and listen to more knee chatter.

 

We weren't arguing.  And now we're too hypnotized by the Cogsworth and Lumiere knee-faces.  Though in that case, one of the knee-faces needs an excellent mustache 

[Babelas]

I did the thing. I mean I did it badly but I did it.

 

[Alchemillia]

D-does this mean Crotch Face is Mrs. Potts? I need to see that too. I don't know why I need to..I just do. This is so beautiful. 

[Serelir]

 

Knee L: "Hot chick at 12 o'clock! Pointy ears, did the rituals!"

 

This thread is so full of win!

[Babelas]

D-does this mean Crotch Face is Mrs. Potts? I need to see that too. I don't know why I need to..I just do. This is so beautiful. 

You are a bad influence but I almost want a mug of it now. I don't know whose Hawke this is but I liked the idea of Mrs. Potts in the bedroom with them. New king of threesome.