I was going to roll up an Inguysitor just to romance Dorian and Cassandra, but after getting to the character creation’s beard section I decided it would be more merciful to let Corypheus and his demons rule over Thedas.
What IS this… thing? Gaps? Dyed noodles glued to his face?

Mind you, the game actually does allow you to have facial hair made of, you know, hair, but it comes with mandatory stubble of different color—which I guess is understandable since it grows out of his upper lip rather than the skin above it. So you can either have clean shaven noodle face—understandable, they didn’t have gorilla glue—or a sleazy lazy bum with actual human hair.

This is seriously even worse than the hair. I can’t even.





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