Moral Responsibility
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Posté 12 décembre 2014 - 11:14
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Posté 12 décembre 2014 - 11:18
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Moral Hygiene is also important.
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Posté 12 décembre 2014 - 11:46
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A couple of things I got from this scenario.
1. There are unisex locker rooms in the U.K., which Abraham_uk thought made the U.K. a strange country.
2. U.K. women can be impregnated by accidentally wearing semen-soaked jeans. I will now name this new method of fertility treatment, the Soaked Denim Method.
3. Corollary: A portion of the U.K. population may have been conceived via this method.
4. Poppycock! There is no 4.
5. Abraham_uk did not state this scenario to be strange, which may lead me to believe that this is a common method of conception in the U.K.
6. The BSN is not to asked to dwell in the strangeness of this scenario but explore if the father has a moral obligation to raise his denim offspring.
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#31
Posté 12 décembre 2014 - 11:49
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The only crime here is Joshua wearing skinny girly jeans.
Pfft, this one has no fashion sense.
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#32
Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 12:04
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Is that Lego Nathan Drake?
My, my, he's grown a beard.
Its lego Joel from The Last of Us. Doing an imitation of Antonio Banderas.
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 12:23
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The only crime here is Joshua wearing skinny girly jeans.
Hey, those are cool. When done right.
Also, what? Seriously, what? How are you getting that she is pregnant from wearing this guy's jeans? That's just outlandish.
A couple of things I got from this scenario.
1. There are unisex locker rooms in the U.K., which Abraham_uk thought made the U.K. a strange country.
2. U.K. women can be impregnated by accidentally wearing semen-soaked jeans. I will now name this new method of fertility treatment, the Soaked Denim Method.
3. Corollary: A portion of the U.K. population may have been conceived via this method.
4. Poppycock! There is no 4.
5. Abraham_uk did not state this scenario to be strange, which may lead me to believe that this is a common method of conception in the U.K.
6. The BSN is not to asked to dwell in the strangeness of this scenario but explore if the father has a moral obligation to raise his denim offspring.
Denim Offspring.
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Denim Offspring.
#36
Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:13
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Womens jeans and mens jeans are distinctly different from one another.
Did Alice not notice her pockets had grown 2x their original size?
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#37
Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:15
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What the hell sort of scenario is this?
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:22
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Womens jeans and mens jeans are distinctly different from one another.
Did Alice not notice her pockets had grown 2x their original size?
I'm mainly wondering how she didn't notice the ****** coating the crotch of the pants that was soaking through her under-pants.
Edit: wow, Bioware. G*o*o*k is apparently censored.
Edit 2: Wow, that means something completely different from what I used it as. I meant it as a disgusting liquid-y stuff. Edit 3: http://www.yourdictionary.com/gook
#39
Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:29
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Hahaha...
Only in BSN where you can get pregnant for wearing someone else's jeans.
Maybe next time she'll think twice before putting on a pair of dirty jeans covered in semen, and Joshua needs to stop wanking off in the changing room.
It was the Schleets! They are real I tell ya!
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:29
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What the hell sort of scenario is this?
'fess up, "Joshua." You're a sick man, and now you have to pay child support.
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:32
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I'm mainly wondering how she didn't notice the ****** coating the crotch of the pants that was soaking through her under-pants.
Edit: wow, Bioware. G*o*o*k is apparently censored.
Edit 2: Wow, that means something completely different from what I used it as. I meant it as a disgusting liquid-y stuff. Edit 3: http://www.yourdictionary.com/gook
I would have said (_)_):::::::: :D~~~ji~zz~~~ but they censor that too. Dumb filter.
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:50
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What if in season 2 of Robalishua: Love, Lust, And Jeans. It turns out Robert and Joshua were lovers in college. And they didn't tell Alice because they wanted to keep the fire of their love triangle going. But Josh can't take it anymore. His feelings for Robert are re-igniting. And so are Roberts. But as The Child enters the 3rd grade. And Alice is preparing for her new job promotion. Robert doesn't want to put stress on the trio's relationship.
But it doesn't matter Joshua professes his love to Robert in front of Alice and their love-triangle child. Only to have it be revealed, through some mishap of 3rd grader snooping, that Alice and Robert also wore the same sized jeans as well. And that Alice mistook Roberts jeans as hers the morning of the "incident". So now Robert feels even more of a responsibility to take care of the child. Only to have it be revealed in yet another twist that both Joshua and another mysterious woman wore the same unisex thong that day. Now she shows up to confront Josh with a child that is about to enter the 3rd grade and looks suspiciously like Joshua...
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#43
Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:53
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Voxr. I recommend that you join the writing staff of a soap opera!
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:54
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What if in season 2 of Robalishua: Love, Lust, And Jeans. It turns out Robert and Joshua were lovers in college. And they didn't tell Alice because they wanted to keep the fire of their love triangle going. But Josh can't take it anymore. His feelings for Robert are re-igniting. And so are Roberts. But as The Child enters the 3rd grade. And Alice is preparing for her new job promotion. Robert doesn't want to put stress on the trio's relationship.
But it doesn't matter Joshua professes his love to Robert in front of Alice and their love-triangle child. Only to have it be revealed, through some mishap of 3rd grader snooping, that Alice and Robert also wore the same sized jeans as well. And that Alice mistook Roberts jeans as hers the morning of the "incident". So now Robert feels even more of a responsibility to take care of the child. Only to have it be revealed in yet another twist that both Joshua and another mysterious woman wore the same unisex thong that day. Now she shows up to confront Josh with a child that is about to enter the 3rd grade and looks suspiciously like Joshua...
This is a little scary. You should go into making soaps.
Edit: Darn ninjas!
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 01:59
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I would have said (_)_)::::::::
~~~ji~zz~~~ but they censor that too. Dumb filter.
I think it's a ridiculous censor. You just wanted to say "large breasts blasting smileys that trail the following yell 'semen!'"
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 02:08
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Robert: So that is a strange case.
Private Investigator: I've dealt with stranger.
Robert: Really?
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 02:12
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Robert: So that is a strange case.
Private Investigator: I've dealt with stranger.
Robert: Really?
STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 02:21
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Robert: So that is a strange case.
Private Investigator: I've dealt with stranger.
Robert: Really?
The P.I. Should get a spin off in the vein of True Detective.
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Posté 13 décembre 2014 - 02:33
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What the hell sort of scenario is this?
A wonderful scenario that I hope to one day witness in person, personal growth and all that **** jazz.
What if in season 2 of Robalishua: Love, Lust, And Jeans. It turns out Robert and Joshua were lovers in college. And they didn't tell Alice because they wanted to keep the fire of their love triangle going. But Josh can't take it anymore. His feelings for Robert are re-igniting. And so are Roberts. But as The Child enters the 3rd grade. And Alice is preparing for her new job promotion. Robert doesn't want to put stress on the trio's relationship.
But it doesn't matter Joshua professes his love to Robert in front of Alice and their love-triangle child. Only to have it be revealed, through some mishap of 3rd grader snooping, that Alice and Robert also wore the same sized jeans as well. And that Alice mistook Roberts jeans as hers the morning of the "incident". So now Robert feels even more of a responsibility to take care of the child. Only to have it be revealed in yet another twist that both Joshua and another mysterious woman wore the same unisex thong that day. Now she shows up to confront Josh with a child that is about to enter the 3rd grade and looks suspiciously like Joshua...
