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[SlottsMachine]

I'd argue that this thread is better than most of the spam in here. 

[The Hierophant]

Reading that op sobered me up.

[Bod02]

This doesn't seem likely. If it did happen it seems like reasonable grounds for an abortion if Rob doesn't want the child. If Alice did though he should be more surppotive.

 

Josh is not culpable as Alice took his jeans first.

[Jstatham1227]

Wake up from the dream. 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

uh... he jizzed in his pants?

 

^

Hahaha...

Only in BSN where you can get pregnant for wearing someone else's jeans.

Maybe next time she'll think twice before putting on a pair of dirty jeans covered in semen, and Joshua needs to stop wanking off in the changing room.

 

^

 

The only crime here is Joshua wearing skinny girly jeans.

 

^

 

This situation is ridiculous! lol

 

 

Pfft, this one has no fashion sense.

 

 

Maybe people don't have tiny stuff and they need some space down there...

[spinachdiaper]

This is as well contructed as a Choose Your Own Misadventure book

[mybudgee]

How much have you had to drink Abe?

Not enough. This round's on me--

 

POST TIME!

 

[Dutchess]

Note to self: never go swimming in the UK.

[Dermain]

I'm mainly wondering how she didn't notice the ****** coating the crotch of the pants that was soaking through her under-pants.

Edit: wow, Bioware. G*o*o*k is apparently censored.

Edit 2: Wow, that means something completely different from what I used it as. I meant it as a disgusting liquid-y stuff. Edit 3: http://www.yourdictionary.com/gook

 

It's a racial insult given to certain Asian countries. I do know it was used by troops during the Korean war to refer to Koreans,

 

Thank you M*A*S*H reruns for that little tidbit of information...

 

This doesn't seem likely. If it did happen it seems like reasonable grounds for an abortion if Rob doesn't want the child. If Alice did though he should be more surppotive.

 

Josh is not culpable as Alice took his jeans first.

 

Since when has that stopped anyone?

 

Note to self: never go swimming in the UK.

 

No, I think there are two notes here.

 

The first would be "Do not go swimming period" because you don't want to know what people do in pools.

 

The second would be "Do not go into a unisex changing room in the UK".

[Dutchess]

 

The first would be "Do not go swimming period" because you don't want to know what people do in pools.

 

You mean Joshua jizzed in the pool too? Damn it, man, hold it in. I guess I'm lucky that I haven't gotten pregnant yet.

[ME_Fan]

It's her fault for putting on the wrong pants. If she doesn't want the baby she can abort it, but she can't rope either of the men into bringing up a child that neither feel is theirs.

 

And in reality it's 99% likely she would have had it aborted anyway.

[Abraham_uk]

Mods.

 

Y u no lock dis fred yet?

 

 

I'm surprised at this point.

 

A thread about "Moral Responsibility" that includes Joshua, a man who seems to lack this trait...

 

 

Did anyone come to this thread thinking that the topic would be about something entirely different?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Moral of the Story:

Wash your dirty underpants and Jeans.

[Dutchess]

Moral of the Story:

Wash your dirty underpants and Jeans.

 

And avoid pools in the UK. Or pools in general.

[Sir DeLoria]

Maybe people don't have tiny stuff and they need some space down there...

Most skinny/slim fit jeans for guys have a regular crotch

[Abraham_uk]

Just to make it clear.

 

 

Things NOT to worry about in the swimming pool:

 

Bacteria

Viruses

and Joshua

 

 

Things to worry about:

 

Cancer caused by chlorine water. The same chlorine that kills bacteria, viruses and other unwanted mirco-organisms.

 

 

http://www.theguardi...1210223,00.html

http://health.howstu...affect-skin.htm

[Abraham_uk]

Just to let you know. Chlorine was used as a chemical weapon in World War 2.

That is the stuff that is in your swimming pool.

 

What is likely to happen when you swim in it?

Dry skin. No really that's about it. If you're unlucky you could develop other medical conditions.

 

There is so little chlorine that you should be fine.

I've swam a lot in swimming pools and I'm okay.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

That's why the best place to swim is the lake behind a Dam.

[DeathScepter]

Bad places

 

 

Since when we haven't gone there, Yes I will go there with everyone else for shits and giggles. Of course FOR SCIENCE and Sake of Humanity, to see how much bullshit and how far downhill this thread can go too.

 

 

*makes and passes the popcorn around and wonders if this is a spiderman thread*

[SlottsMachine]

Nah, its a Sokka thread.

 

 

[DeathScepter]

A couple of things I got from this scenario.

 

1. There are unisex locker rooms in the U.K., which Abraham_uk thought made the U.K. a strange country.

2. U.K. women can be impregnated by accidentally wearing semen-soaked jeans. I will now name this new method of fertility treatment, the Soaked Denim Method.

3. Corollary: A portion of the U.K. population may have been conceived via this method.

4. Poppycock! There is no 4.

5. Abraham_uk did not state this scenario to be strange, which may lead me to believe that this is a common method of conception in the U.K.

6. The BSN is not to asked to dwell in the strangeness of this scenario but explore if the father has a moral obligation to raise his denim offspring.

 

 

BSN is very strange. That and we love to ****** about something for any reason. Sometimes it can be for science or for the lols or we are for the bass, the bass.