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Why are all the characters ugly with no sex appeal?


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#51
Olddog56

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*passes around the shots*

 

DRINK!

LOLOLOL!

 

I'll be drunk soon! :P


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Shadow Fox

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And it returns...


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Heimdall

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Seems like troll bait to me.

All the female characters are attractive to me. Even Cullen's prettiness leaves me feeling a little confused about my sexuality sometimes.

And yes, even Sera isn't that bad in certain lights. (I adore her, but her face looks funny)
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Dorian and Cullen lack sex appeal? :D

 

Good riddance to the asari dancers, btw.


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TammieAZ

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Wow ...and I thought I was shallow . Again DAI is't a dating sim. Go play sims 4 kid

 

The threads that show up here...

 

enough-internet-Dean-Winchester-supernat


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#56
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Cassandra's hips. Enough said.


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#57
lLord Bhaal

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I'm guessing the character models are based on Canadians. :P

<runs out the door before anyone catches him>
:D

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TammieAZ

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I'm guessing the character models are based on Canadians. :P

<runs out the door before anyone catches him>
:D

 Dude now that's  just wrong...



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LOLOLOL!

 

I'll be drunk soon! :P

And here I thought everyone were already wasted. :P


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MrMrPendragon

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I don't think they're ugly/.

 

Just...not up to my taste is all. Given that I only play straight male Inquisitors, I only really look at the two romance options I have, and I don't think they're THAT ugly.



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"No sex appeal"

 

Whaaaaaat? You're kidding, right? This is the most attractive cast yet! Those voices. And they're actually able to do subtle facial expressions now. A gorgeous smile is way sexier than a perfectly proportioned face. Plus, making them look too perfect would be really weird and uncanny valley-like in this new engine. They look like people. People have flaws.

 

Also they look even better in motion than they do in screenshots.

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

 

Kudos to the animators. 


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I dunno. After seeing some people's "efforts" in the Character Creator, I think Cassandra and Josephine should be the ones complaining. :lol:

Cassandra: "Hey David, look, I mean, I know what we talked about...and in theory, I like people for their personality. But have you SEEN the red beard that guy put on his Qunari? I'm gonna have to draw the line there."
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I don't know how its possible to look at Cullen and not see sex appeal.

I hang out with Dorian mostly for his sex-appeal. I mean, what is the point of his outfit otherwise?

Even Solas's beige pajamas are rather form fitting....

I'm a straight woman and I can't help staring at Viv's boob window.

Iron Bull doesn't wear a shirt...

Cassandra still has a very feminine figure despite wearing heavy armor - must be the tight pants.

 

It's a very good looking cast, IMO.


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panda_express12

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Cassandra has sex appeal. Those hips. That ass.

 

WoodPlough.jpg


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Thiefy

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There's definitely characters who's sex appeal is one of their first noticeable characteristics. 

 

They just happen to be men, is all.


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I think Solas and Sera are kinda ugh and I cannot see past Iron Bull's hilariously tiny head but the majority of the cast are very visually appealing. Cassandra looks like a model to me, Vivienne and Josephine are two of the best looking characters BW has ever produced. Cullen is damn fine, to the point where I even considered romancing his unstable ass even tho I hate him. Dorian looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel and Leliana and Morrigan hold up pretty well. Even my inquisitor is hot, she looks like Daenerys and Katniss' lovechild and I have never been able to produce a character in any game that looked as good as the party members before.

 

 



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Decepticon Leader Sully

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Cassandra has sex appeal. Those hips. That ass.

 

WoodPlough.jpg

Id Plow that.



#68
DrBlingzle

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Take a shot.

 

I'm running out of shot related jokes at this point.



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A9Carlos

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I agree with the OP.  The females in this game are pretty unappealing.  I'm on my first play through and have zero intention of romancing any of them.



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Ehem.

No sex appeals for straight guys.

That's better.

 

We get:

 

Cassandra -  That jawline could break diamonds. She's more manly than freakin' Iron Bull! I think Superman is more feminine than her! 

Vivienne - Darling. Hair is important. Very important. Go get some. Please?

Sera - Looks like a train wrecked her face. Also, not a romance option. Also a super annoying attitude.

 

That's.. about it? No cute elf? No innocent cutie? No funny pirate lady? nothing?..please?.... oh.. okay.

Why Can't I hook up with the cute dwarf? Out cute ambassador? Lelliana? Anybody?

 

100 hours into the game, over 9 playthrough, and I have yet to romance anybody. Ah... Not cool!



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MrMrPendragon

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Cassandra has sex appeal. Those hips. That ass.

 

WoodPlough.jpg

 

 

I'm told that those hips, do not lie.



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nuclearpengu1nn

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Speak for yourself! My Inquisitor is the best looking mofo in all of Thedas..well, except for Leliana and the next DA character.

 

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MetalGear312

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Yes, bare breast and ass sex scenes are totally Disney.


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This thread has really raised the general level of discourse on the bsn. Thank you op.

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Ehem.

No sex appeals for straight guys.

That's better.

 

We get:

 

Cassandra -  That jawline could break diamonds. She's more manly than freakin' Iron Bull! I think Superman is more feminine than her! 

Vivienne - Darling. Hair is important. Very important. Go get some. Please?

Sera - Looks like a train wrecked her face. Also, not a romance option. Also a super annoying attitude.

 

That's.. about it? No cute elf? No innocent cutie? No funny pirate lady? nothing?..please?.... oh.. okay.

Why Can't I hook up with the cute dwarf? Out cute ambassador? Lelliana? Anybody?

 

100 hours into the game, over 9 playthrough, and I have yet to romance anybody. Ah... Not cool!

Vivienne is not a LI option.

 

Josephine is. She's also interested male inquisitors. 

 

Kind of wondering how you got 100 hours into the game and didn't notice that. Or 9 play throughs for that matter.


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