I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this before I've had coffee.
I don't agree with NextArishok often, but I think he's dead on here. This is a pretty insane Epileptic Tree.
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Sera, in her taro card and artwork is kinda cute....the computer generated Sera...though....sorry, puked in my mouth a bit. So, Sera represents the social media world of ugly chiks taking selfies and then photoshopping them to make themselves look cute, for the guys that they met from an MMO, but they didn't realize the guy's they met are basement fatties and are just happy she's a real girl.
/Facepalm x 2.
Dude, actually play the game a bit before you embarrass yourself with this particular analogy.
Sera, in her taro card and artwork is kinda cute....the computer generated Sera...though....sorry, puked in my mouth a bit. So, Sera represents the social media world of ugly chiks taking selfies and then photoshopping them to make themselves look cute, for the guys that they met from an MMO, but they didn't realize the guy's they met are basement fatties and are just happy she's a real girl.
Have you played the game btw? Still pictures never seem to do her justice. I think she looks cute 100% of the time.
I seriously Doubt that, Sera hates clinging foolishly to out dated stuff, and that's the big problem with DA:O fans they want to got back to gameplay that was out dated 3-5 years before the game even came out, BioWare can't afford to hide behind it's good writing forever, sooner or later the games have to switch to better gameplay,
And when are they gonna do this?
I would say that EA is the Qun, and Bioware is slowly being assimilated by them. Old style players are entrenched in Ferelden....don't need nothing fancy, substance matters. And the new age, action based gamers are Orlais...oooooh pretty.
Heh.
I always thought EA was Herren and BioWare was Wade. Herren takes the money, is snotty to the customers, while Wade does all the work, but only what Herren tells him to do. Now if we just bring them enough dragon scales...
I would say Bioware PC fans are represented by Chancellor Roderick, while those playing on consoles are more represented by Mother Giselle. Old school DAO fans are represented by that farmer who asks you to kill the wolves in the Hinterlands, whereas DA2 fans are represented by the Avvar warlord you judge. EA is clearly represented by the fake Blight Dragon, with the Wardens standing in for CD Projekt Red. Leliana is an in-game representation of the new anti-piracy software, as shown by how she ruthelessly deals with those disseminating fake copies of "Hard in Hightown". Hard in Hightown itself actually represents the subliminal desire of the player to have a game of a different genre - something closer to a hard boiled noir style story than the existing dark fantasy franchise. And the bees Sera is so clearly fond of are nothing but a simple metaphor for the posters on this very site.
I mean, isn't it obvious? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
I love when she says "Well, that sounds ****" to Cassandra
I would say Bioware PC fans are represented by Chancellor Roderick, while those playing on consoles are more represented by Mother Giselle. Old school DAO fans are represented by that farmer who asks you to kill the wolves in the Hinterlands, whereas DA2 fans are represented by the Avvar warlord you judge. EA is clearly represented by the fake Blight Dragon, with the Wardens standing in for CD Projekt Red. Leliana is an in-game representation of the new anti-piracy software, as shown by how she ruthelessly deals with those disseminating fake copies of "Hard in Hightown". Hard in Hightown itself actually represents the subliminal desire of the player to have a game of a different genre - something closer to a hard boiled noir style story than the existing dark fantasy franchise. And the bees Sera is so clearly fond of are nothing but a simple metaphor for the posters on this very site.
I mean, isn't it obvious? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Your Deadpool avatar fits this far too well. NIcely done. 
Here's a chimichanga.
Having spent a little time commenting on Sera while still in development -she is not what I expected, nor what she could have been.
Sera is supposed to be opinionated and generally difficult, but also very useful - So, what happened?
Wait... I'll be right back...
*runs off*
*10 seconds later*
Hi GUYS!
I would say Bioware PC fans are represented by Chancellor Roderick, while those playing on consoles are more represented by Mother Giselle. Old school DAO fans are represented by that farmer who asks you to kill the wolves in the Hinterlands, whereas DA2 fans are represented by the Avvar warlord you judge. EA is clearly represented by the fake Blight Dragon, with the Wardens standing in for CD Projekt Red. Leliana is an in-game representation of the new anti-piracy software, as shown by how she ruthelessly deals with those disseminating fake copies of "Hard in Hightown". Hard in Hightown itself actually represents the subliminal desire of the player to have a game of a different genre - something closer to a hard boiled noir style story than the existing dark fantasy franchise. And the bees Sera is so clearly fond of are nothing but a simple metaphor for the posters on this very site.
I mean, isn't it obvious? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Consoles are Mother Giselle?
*Cough* Old gen* Cough*
I would never comment on a lady's age.
Especially Mother Giselle. I wouldn't want to give her a heart attack.
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