I know right? I was like damn when did Loghain become such a DILF?
You just used the expression DILF in a sentence.
You win the thread.
I know right? I was like damn when did Loghain become such a DILF?
You just used the expression DILF in a sentence.
You win the thread.
I know right? I was like damn when did Loghain become such a DILF?
I.O.U one "like" ![]()
I like how this thread has turned into mad thirst for Loghain, it's the best possible outcome for this kind of thread. Congrats, y'all, we all chose the right dialogue options. No reloading necessary.

Given that Garrus is probably the single most popular Mass Effect romance for females and that's he's an ugly bipedal bird alien with half a face, I'm pretty sure Loghain wouldn't face (eh) too many objections. Howe yes, because he's a complete ******* more than anything.
DA4 confirmed Ogre LI.
Yes, even if Howe is voiced by Tim Curry. ![]()
Not every day we get to see a thread backfire this badly, but at least it's been fun. ![]()
I mean, who wouldn't tap this? (nudity, no bits but i suppose nsfw?)
Not every day we get to see a thread backfire this badly, but at least it's been fun.
I'm just happy to have played my role in it. Now, I'm off! More thwarting to do!
I'm just happy to have played my role in it. Now, I'm off! More thwarting to do!
Thwart away, my good friend!
Just give yourself some Frostbite!
(don't do that oh god that's a bad idea)
Coffee out the nose, nice job. ![]()
Allan i took your advice now my toung is stuck to thr fridge... can i sue?
Howe can dump a bucket of salt in his open eyes and swallow a hot branding iron.
Loghain, on the other hand...in my headcanon Queen Anora is totally my Warden's daughter-in-law. Yep.
Just give yourself some Frostbite!
(don't do that oh god that's a bad idea)
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But you make it so tempting ![]()
Nice try, but women tend to overlook physical appearance in favor of personality much more than men do. Just look at Mass Effect, how many people do you think actually considered Garrus and Thane hot?
...was the Architect not in DA:I because he'll be a romance option in the next game??
Oh Maker yes please!
Just give yourself some Frostbite!
(don't do that oh god that's a bad idea)
Garrus is hot, would ****.
Anyway "Girl's don't care about attractiveness" is just not true. For many many reasons.
Just give yourself some Frostbite!
(don't do that oh god that's a bad idea)
I.O.U. one "like". Seriously, either I am a little too 'liberal' with giving my likes away or they lowered our daily limit. And I a like floozy?
Straight male here; Garrus was incredibly hot.
And I owe you one too!
Just give yourself some Frostbite!
(don't do that oh god that's a bad idea)
*Loghain sweetly approves*
....I WAS just going to babble about my love for Garrus in this thread, and maybe make some form of TOR reference (oh, Corso, you are many things, but hot is not one of them. Unless you get customized, I guess).
But gawd-DAYUM, Loghain. I'm not even through my first playthrough, and I have sudden incentive for my next one.
Someone starts a thread trying to imply women wouldn't go for unconventionally attractive men in BioWare games.
By page two, it's turned into a Loghain/Garrus appreciation thread. ![]()