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[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Yet again us HERMAPHRODITES left out of the picture.

you sexist dicks.

[setrus86]

Btw to all the males out there plz don't b scared 2 ask me questions I can give tips on how to play the game right im lve 23 now!

[frankf43]

Btw to all the males out there plz don't b scared 2 ask me questions I can give tips on how to play the game right im lve 23 now!

You know when you put the clothes into the washer how do you stop the coloreds bleeding into the whites?

[VanishedFaces]

I *was* a girl, but romancing The Iron Bull caused me to sprout a manly beard.

And pillowy man bosoms.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

2 seperate loads or use a low temp wash.

how my question

when you sit down to pissh do your balls toutch the water?

[XMissWooX]

You know when you put the clothes into the washer how do you stop the coloreds bleeding into the whites?

You get a woman to do it properly whilst you get back in the bathroom and fix that u-bend.

[Crackseed]

I *was* a girl, but romancing The Iron Bull caused me to sprout a manly beard.

And pillowy man bosoms.

 

I understand your issues.

 

Every time Tom Hiddleston pops up on YouTube I spontaneously develop ovaries which ache.

[frankf43]

2 seperate loads or use a low temp wash.

how my question

when you sit down to pissh do your balls toutch the water?

Not if I remember to leave the seat down .

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

You get a woman to do it properly whilst you get back in the bathroom and fix that u-bend.

then get another guy in to re-fix it.

[Incantrix]

I feel like this vid resonates with this thread

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=MCraeo0PPcw

[Ashevajak]

Surely if we revealed the gender of the players of this game, that would be a spoiler.  I mean, we could give the OP a serious answer, but that would be in breach of the rules.

[prosthetic soul]

Yes I am a male.  No I will not bench press 300 pounds for you.  Don't hit on me silly girls. 

[OfficerDonNZ]

Usually people are asking if females play this game. Makes a changes I suppose.

[Vox Draco]

No all the Polly's are gone from gaming.

 

Ha! You fell for the trap! Of course no parrots because ... wait for it ... the Parrot is already dead!

 

'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

 

Nobody saw THAT coming .... and now, for something completly different (like derailing the thread, always a pleasure)

[Crackseed]

Usually people are asking if females play this game. Makes a changes I suppose.

 

This is a parody thread making light of one that WAS asking if females actually play DAI/games in general >.>

 

@Vox Draco - one of my fave skits of all time. Even more amusing cause I DO have parrots.

[frankf43]

Surely if we revealed the gender of the players of this game, that would be a spoiler.  I mean, we could give the OP a serious answer, but that would be in breach of the rules.

What's a serious answer?

[Emeriick]

This thread is a magnificent work of art.

[frankf43]

This thread is a magnificent work of art.

Best thread in ages.

[OfficerDonNZ]

Ah. Must have missed that one.  Doesn't surprise me though. Female gamers? What are those?

 

To be clear I'm being silly as I know a number of female gamers.

[Lebanese Dude]

If you post that you are male I'm going to need proof.

Pecs or gtfo.

[Draining Dragon]

Some days, I feel like Engineer Donnelly.

All this female energy, and I'm just one man.

[Crackseed]

Ah. Must have missed that one.  Doesn't surprise me though. Female gamers? What are those?

 

To be clear I'm being silly as I know a number of female gamers.

 

No you don't. Stop lying.

 

The only female gamers that exist are the ones the Gaming Illuminati plant, water and then release in small handfuls into the gaming populace to confuse, arouse and befuddle us with their mammaries and feminine wiles.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Ok some one needs to post the Robin hood men in tights song.

[prosthetic soul]

Ok some one needs to post the Robin hood men in tights song.

 

This is the only one I Could find.  Poor quality but it should work.