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[frankf43]

but... but you said he was only half a man.... you lied to me RiverdalesWhiteFlash.

We do that too.

[The Loyal Nub]

No I never play games. Why am I here? I have this fetish for internet gaming forums where people have Elf avatars. 

[Nefla]

I can't breathe!

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

but... but you said he was only half a man.... you lied to me RiverdalesWhiteFlash.

You assumed and I saw no reason to correct you. 

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

No I never play games. Why am I here? I have this fetish for internet gaming forums where people have Elf avatars. 

can it be? a kindered spirit?

 

You assumed and I saw no reason to correct you. 

You bastard. this is why i chew ruggs.

[The Loyal Nub]

can it be? a kindered spirit?

 

Might be so! I do quite like your avatar!

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Alass my quest to post meaningless drivel on web forums and bug SJWs and Obvious Trolls is a lonly one. so i must be a tiny gay elf version of samurai jack... only whith an ongoing series...  alone and serching..

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

You bastard. this is why i chew ruggs.

And here I thought it was because ruggs are tasty.

[Crackseed]

And here I thought it was because ruggs are tasty.

 

Save a rug, chew a nug.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Save a rug, chew a nug.

I'm not into that...

[Crackseed]

I'm not into that...

 

I don't blame you. After I acquired the Battle Nug mount and read the codex, I too fear to chew a nug.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Iduno im up for it.

 

Ok to answer the question.

Only if the missus lets em.

[Serenade]

Male armor?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

thats furry underpants.

[AzureAardvark]

thats furry underpants.

 

Uh .... that's actually not underpants ... 

[Feranel]

Nope, too busy enforcing the patriarchy and working on cars. Also cutting down trees with my bare hands.

 

[Sister Goldring]

Well I've heard some men claim that they game but a 'real gamer' can easily discern that they are merely feigning interest in the genre to attract attention. It's adorable - the lengths they'll go to, some even attend conventions in costume.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Uh .... that's actually not underpants ... 

Thats what guardening equipment is for.

[frankf43]

Well you can't have too many lumberjacks

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Well I've heard some men claim that they game but a 'real gamer' can easily discern that they are merely feigning interest in the genre to attract attention. It's adorable - the lengths they'll go to, some even attend conventions in costume.

I know. I even downloaded Daggerfall because I was hoping to make myself attractive to you girls. (Please pretend I'm your equal?)

[Eldrid]

Men play videogames? Shocker!

[Crackseed]

I maintain my man card by refusing to pee sitting down except in the case of extreme morning wood situations when I know assuming the superman pose is just asking too much and I don't wish to clean up the bathroom immediately after.

[AzureAardvark]

Thats what guardening equipment is for.

 

o.O

[frankf43]

I maintain my man card by refusing to pee sitting down except in the case of extreme morning wood situations when I know assuming the superman pose is just asking too much and I don't wish to clean up the bathroom immediately after.

Cleaning up the bathroom afterwards I thought you said you were a man?

[Crackseed]

Cleaning up the bathroom afterwards I thought you said you were a man?

 

I am. A man who rightly fears the wrath of his female counterpart should I NOT take the aforementioned safety measures, cause a mess and not clean it up.