Santa: So what would you like for Christmas?
Child: More censorship.
Santa: Hmm. Perhaps I can help you. [Sends child on plane to an oppressive regime].
[Some time later]
Santa: Welcome to The North Pole! Now. I want you to work in my factory! Speak out of line and I shall punish you!
Child: I'm so sorry. I didn't think this one through. Please don't make me one of your Elves!
Santa: You wanted censorship! I give you censorship! Now quit complaining and get back to work! Oh and if you tell anyone that you're basically a slave with no rights, I'll have my reindeer stampede upon you!
Child: 
Brainwashed Elf: Good old Santa.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good.
So get back to work for goodness sake!