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[TheBunz]

lol @ OP, do you have to compensate for a small dick or why are you boasting about how "good" you look and how strong you are? especially in a gaming forum?

So mean. Lmfao you had me dying of laughter.

[mousestalker]

If it were not utterly inappropriate, I would love to pinch the OP's cheek and give him a hug. He is TCFW (Too Cute For Words). Most women are not muscle fans. I'm not. But he is extremely forbidden fruit. He, and boys like him, is the reason so many teachers have been getting into trouble with the law recently.

If he worked at a restaurant as a waiter and they had him shirtless and oiled, I'd buy a salad there at least once a week.

[Artichoke]

You're not even trying, Busomjack. How the mighty have fallen.

I am not Busomjack!  That guy with the King Behlen avatar even linked the youtube account of the guy you're claiming I am.  In any case, I'm not your pet monkey here to amuse you, this is a serious discussion.

[Artichoke]

If it were not utterly inappropriate, I would love to pinch the OP's cheek and give him a hug. He is TCFW (Too Cute For Words). Most women are not muscle fans. I'm not. But he is extremely forbidden fruit. He, and boys like him, is the reason so many teachers have been getting into trouble with the law recently.

If he worked at a restaurant as a waiter and they had him shirtless and oiled, I'd buy a salad there at least once a week.

Most women are not muscle fans?  So you think most women prefer skinny or really fat guys?  I'm not even really muscular.  My strength comes from my skill.  Like I said, I have stealth, martial arts, wrestling and sword-fighting skills.  People don't mess with me.

[Deathangel008]

In any case, I'm not your pet monkey here to amuse you, this is a serious discussion.

nevertheless you actually do amuse us
and for monkey... i thought they usually look better...?

[mousestalker]

OP, did you know you and your brother have moles in an exact mirror image of each other? Are your hearts also mirrored? If so that is an amazing display of how unusual human anatomy can get.

I apologize for the oiled waiter post. i do not know what came over me.

[Artichoke]

Really Mouse? Really? I disagree lol.... I don't mind muscles at all, in fact I like them a lot but this guy isn't my type, no offence weirdo

Do you usually make judgements about whether 17 year olds are your type?  You like em' young typically?

[Artichoke]

OP, did you know you and your brother have moles in an exact mirror image of each other? Are your hearts also mirrored? If so that is an amazing display of how unusual human anatomy can get.

I apologize for the oiled waiter post. i do not know what came over me.

Actually the moles on my brother's face are fake.  He placed them there as a sign of chivalry because we are brothers afterall.  He did it to make me feel better and more secure about myself, he can be a really cool guy sometimes.

[Bod02]

I thought krogan had the perfect bod tbh

[Artichoke]

No I hadn't seen the "age part", I'm not a paedophile!! You're 17??? You look 30!!!

That's only because I'm stronger than most 17 year olds.  Being able to ATG squat 325, deadlift 435, and bench 285 makes me stronger than most high school students.  It has chisled my body and given me more of a manly appearance, I'm not nearly as boyish looking as most 17 year olds. 

[CyberMiguel]

Please don't try to pretend that looks don't matter.  Its not just about attracting women either, everybody including men treat you better when you look better.  Look up the Halo effect, people make judgements about your personality based on how you look.

Looking good means not just a better romantic life, but a better professional and social life.  If you look good your friends will respect you more, you will do better at interviews, you have a better chance of being promoted, looks are extremely important.

Not true. Looks only matter in the "romantic" aspect (and even then not that much) because in the field I work, there are lots of different males and different sizes. Heck, about 80% of the university professors I've worked with are shorter than me (I'm 6'0) and they're doing great.

 

I think looks matter in... I don't know... pulic relations field or laws or modelling, but not in science.

[mousestalker]

Really Mouse? Really? I disagree lol.... I don't mind muscles at all, in fact I like them a lot but this guy isn't my type, no offence weirdo
 
Hahahaha

You are right. I was generalizing. My apologies. But I really do prefer a distinguished man in a tux with more of a swimmer's build. With some gray hair and possibly a hat and cane.

[Artichoke]

Not true. They matter only in the "romantic" aspect (or something like that) because in the field I work, there are lots of different males and different sizes. Heck, about 80% of the university professors I've worked with are shorter than me (I'm 6'0) and they're doing great.

 

I think looks matter in... I don't know... pulic relations field or laws or modelling, but not in science.

I know a guy who crossed the freeway once wearing a blindfold.  That proves its a safe activity.

[Artichoke]

I think women are being mean because of the confrontational nature of my post.  If I were a little older, say 18-19 and you women didn't have any preconceived notions about me you'd probably think I was a good looking guy if you saw me in public.

[mousestalker]

I think women are being mean because of the confrontational nature of my post.  If I were a little older, say 18-19 and you women didn't have any preconceived notions about me you'd probably think I was a good looking guy if you saw me in public.

What woman has been mean to you? The men have been mean to you. The only consensus I'm aware of as regards to the women is that 17 is too young. That's truth, not being mean.

[Artichoke]

You said I look 30, that's just cruel.  Not that I can't handle it since I'm emotionally tough but I do think there is no harm in showing good social graces.

[TheBunz]

Lol this too funny