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What are the biggest cosmetic defect in men?


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#151
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Why do you think I locked him up?? I got freaking jealous, that's why! And he never killed himself but he tried... several times... he stuttered Krogan's name too, he still does... I will beat the gayness out of him, just you wait and see, he will be mine!!!!

 

No no no. It can't be. I've got the suicide photo of him below with TheBunz pictured walking away...

 

WARNING NSFW!!

 

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#152
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No no no. It can't be. I've got the suicide photo of him below with TheBunz pictured walking away...

 

WARNING NSFW!!

 

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Haahahaha did you just draw that? :D


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#153
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Why do people always ask me that?

 

Someone sent me it from their camera.



#154
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I'm actually really smart too.  All my skills including stealth, wrestling, martial arts and sword fighting are all self-taught believe it or not.

Why not join the military and see how well those self-taught skills of yours will fair?



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Haha I was just joking! Anyone can see it's a real photo! No one can draw that realisticly lolol. But damn... now all my lies are out.. I was just trying to protect poor Tarek's innocent reputation :(


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#156
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Alright guys, have a good morning, I'm off.

Keep in mind this thread is not meant to be self-aggrandizing as I have stated my strength and looks are only a bit above average.  Also, note that most of the cosmetic defects I mentioned are ones that can be corrected through medications, surgeries or lifestyle changes so hopefully they will serve as a wake up call to people who think it is acceptable to look a certain way.

Take care.



#157
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Why not join the military and see how well those self-taught skills of yours will fair?

I'm too young to join the military and even if I weren't I don't support the US military due to its subservience to Israel.



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You need a tan too. Too pasty. Also don't brag about dead lift. Not very good seeing as I benchpress more.
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#159
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I'm too young to join the military and even if I weren't I don't support the US military due to its subservience to Israel.

You're not too young. When I joined, there were a few guys that were 17. Of course that was a long time ago, so times may of changed.



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You need a tan too. Too pasty. Also don't brag about dead lift. Not very good seeing as I benchpress more.

You look like a dishwasher at a dirty Mexican restaurant, I'm not intimidated.  I'd crush your numbers at any powerlifting meet.


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OMG... a selfie contest? <_<

 

WAIT!!!!! WE NEED KROGAN AND TOAD AS WELL!!!!! AND DEAD TAREK!


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You look like a dishwasher at a dirty Mexican restaurant, I'm not intimidated. I'd crush your numbers at any powerlifting meet.


Lol ugly, stupid, delusional. With those numbers you couldn't crush a 15 y/o without receding hairline.
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OMG... a selfie contest? <_<

 

WAIT!!!!! WE NEED KROGAN AND TOAD AS WELL!!!!! AND DEAD TAREK!

oh please no!!!



#164
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Lol ugly, stupid, delusional. With those numbers you couldn't crush a 15 y/o without receding hairline.

Those tattoos are lame too, almost as lame as you claiming you can bench press more than I can deadlift with your mediocre looking pecs and triceps.  Lol at thinking you can bench 435, you barely even look like you lift.


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Those tattoos are lame too, almost as lame as you claiming you can bench press more than I can deadlift with your mediocre looking pecs and triceps.  Lol at thinking you can bench 435, you barely even look like you lift.

 

Wow... someone is feeling threatened....



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oh please no!!!

 

I thought it would be great entertainment! :ph34r: 



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Aww ****, it's on now! The battle of the abs begins!

 

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#168
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Wow... someone is feeling threatened....

Actually, I don't really care about the whole aesthetic side of lifting, but I do take issue with this weakling claiming he can bench more than I can deadlift without proof.



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Those tattoos are lame too, almost as lame as you claiming you can bench press more than I can deadlift with your mediocre looking pecs and triceps. Lol at thinking you can bench 435, you barely even look like you lift.


Lol @ dead lifting 435. It's not good at all.

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I'm bookmarking this thread. Too funny not to.



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I keep thinking you're Cassandra @Lathrim lol :lol:


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#172
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Lol @ dead lifting 435. It's not good at all.

I posted my lifting videos, show me yours.  Bench, dead and squat, lets go.



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We are practically perfect in every way.



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If you show me yours, I'll show you mine -_-



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I keep thinking you're Cassandra @Lathrim lol :lol:

 

I just happen to like Korra, folks. C'mon.  :P