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Why are there no toilets in the Dragon age universum?


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Why are there no toilets in dragon age?


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Xhaiden

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Because my need for gritty realism in a fantasy setting ends at half the Inquisition shitting themselves to death from dysentery at the end of a war table mission. 


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Because the devs don't give a sh*t


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Actually, I believe, there is: those benches with holes in 'em and bowls underneath that you sometimes see in DA:II? That's 'em.

 

Yeah, enjoy that knowledge when you see loot near 'em and feel your fingers itch to click on it.


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Decepticon Leader Sully

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Puny motal dont you know that a diet of Elf Root and Blood Lotus disolves waste material from ones digestive tract?

only wast water is expelled.



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chamberpots not toilets :P

 

though if we go to tevinter in da4, as tevinter is based on rome, particularly byzantine era rome, tevinter might have toliets



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Not true, OP.  There is a chamberpot  in Hawke's bedroom.  S/he'll make a comment about it, something about "Ugh, I'll let Sandal empty that."   ;)


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Not true, OP.  There is a chamberpot  in Hawke's bedroom.  S/he'll make a comment about it, something about "Ugh, I'll let Sandal empty that."   ;)

 

The banter inside that house is one of the things I enjoyed the most in DA2. That line is very much included.



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Grieving Natashina

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The banter inside that house is one of the things I enjoyed the most in DA2. That line is very much included.

I miss comments like that.  Like finding out both Sandal and Merrill liked to swing from the chandelier.  It makes me wonder how strong that thing was, anyhow.


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I miss comments like that.  Like finding out both Sandal and Merrill liked to swing from the chandelier.  It makes me wonder how strong that thing was, anyhow.

 

The comments, alongside so many other things in the game, made it feel a whole lot more personal. That's what I miss from it the most.



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If you look very carefully, you can find at least three toilets in Skyhold.



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Cause it's all about that verbal diarrhea . Just ask anyone "where you're from" and it's all over you.



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Grieving Natashina

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Cause it's all about that verbal diarrhea . Just ask anyone "where you're from" and it's all over you.

Or ask them about any drama from their past.  Grab a sandwich, it's gonna be a few.  :P



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Here come the Poop and Watersport jokes.



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Or ask them about any drama from their past.  Grab a sandwich, it's gonna be a few.   :P

 

There should be more "geez stop bothering me, I don't wanna talk right now" moments. Not everyone is a storyteller.


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Grieving Natashina

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There should be more "geez stop bothering me, I don't wanna talk right now" moments. Not everyone is a storyteller.

Or how about listening to the PC for once?  BioWare Therapist Hero Syndrome gets old sometimes, but that's for another thread.  That doesn't have toilets in the title.  


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There are, they're called pits in the ground :)



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I am pretty sure there were in DA:O and DA 2. Only this game has none

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They just use the rifts for that. **** in everyones dreams. Literally.


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You can't even close doors or interact with environment in any meaningful way but you want toilets? :D



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You can't even close doors or interact with environment in any meaningful way but you want toilets? :D

 

You want meaningful interaction with a toilet?



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Nefla

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I miss comments like that.  Like finding out both Sandal and Merrill liked to swing from the chandelier.  It makes me wonder how strong that thing was, anyhow.

Every time I hear this song I think of those two and that comment :D



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Because my need for gritty realism in a fantasy setting ends at half the Inquisition shitting themselves to death from dysentery at the end of a war table mission. 

oh god why did this make me laugh so hard.  /thread



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Every time I hear this song I think of those two and that comment :D

Tut tut you have never heard of Adam Ant my friend.