(Warning; this post was made while I was bored; it is nothing but pure crack. You have been warned.)
'Dragon Age Inquisition' by Yseult Trevelyan.
Chapter One: 'Puss in Boots' look.
If looks could kill, Yseult would have died a thousand times. And probably a slow and painful death. The redhead woman was not so bad but the dark-haired one....
Dear Maker, she was glaring at her again! She really shouldn't. And it wasn't because it was scaring Yseult to death. Nope. Not at all. It was merely because her face might be stuck in a permanent frown. And then she would get wrinkles prematurely. The horror!
Yseult would have told her so but she had a feeling the woman would actually starts hitting her. Which was bad since it could damage her beautiful, beautiful face. While she was marvelling at the perfection of her beautiful, beautiful face the woman closed the distance between them and gripped her glowing/sparkling/whatever hand violently -and painfully! What if she broke a nail?!-.
"Explain this." she snarled at her.
Yseult was definitively dying today. But she liked breathing and all and so she decided to risk it all and use her secret weapon.
"....What.are.you.doing."
Yseult mentally winced but stayed as she was.
"...Don't you feel an ounce of pity or compassion -or any positive emotions, really- towards me?"
"Not.at.all."
Well, sh*.
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Chapter two: Someone, help me!
After a painful interrogation but still alive, Yseult was lead on -read dragged- by Cassandra who was talking about something important it seems. Blabla Breach blabla bad blablabla. Yseult didn't really pay any attention. It was boring and it wasn't about her and so in all, it wasn't really that important.
"It's not the only such rift. Just the largest. All were caused by- Are you even listening?!"
The sudden shout startled Yseult and she blinked stupidly at Cassandra. Then her brain decided it was maybe time for it to start working and when she finally processed what Cassandra had said, she released the fakest, biggest gasp she ever did
"How could you question my total involvement?! Of course I am listening! I'm not some stupid superficial noble girl you know!"
With the way Cassandra was looking at her, she was pretty sure she didn't believe a word of what she said. Oh well, at least she tried.
"It seems you are not like other normal people. I see that I will have to take a....different approach to make you serious about this. Very well. Follow me then."
(That's all for now, sorry 
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Love the one on Cass.
