
Orlesian Man "Dat a**"

"Why am I here? Who are you? Where am I? What's going on?"

Sitting, you're doing it wrong... or maybe right?

"Ok, bandits, check. But first, have you seen my pinnochio impression, I've got a dance and everything!"

Strangely Linnea doesn't seem as pissed off as usual, I think she's more stunned that the Inquisitor is doing this in public. Either that or Alexius doesn't just think big.

Linnea (off camera) "I'll have what she's having."

Wow, maybe my Inquisitor was a stuck up ****** at the Ostwick Circle. I went to talk to her, and my Inquisitor literally turned around to face away from her, full 180 instead of turning slightly to face the person like every other conversation.

"Introducing the Herald of Andraste and her back-up singers."
Blackwall "Wake me up when we get there."
Also, never noticed Cole hiding at the back before in this scene. The more you know.

I see you up there Cole. And a creepy-ass glowing raven that I assume is Envy spying on me.
Speaking of creepy ass. I missed the moment when the Inquisitor knocks Envy through the door, thought it would have been a cool action shot but it happens way too fast for the share button.

Also, you should pity the poor Bioware artist that had to render those veins.

"Ummm, dude? Are you ok? That looks painful."

"Uuuh, I had the strangest dream. And you were there, and you were there, and there was some very poor, crude commentary. Oh, oh, it wasn't a dream."
I honestly think there should have been more town crier mentions on that parchment at the side of the stairs to the main hall at Skyhold. So I'm writing my own.

The Inquisitor returns victorious from the Fallow Mire after rescuing Inquisition Soldiers. Rejoice! But she returns to Skyhold to hear strange tales recounted. What vile perfidy is this? A lone crazy man simulates a siege against the mighty mountain fastness... with goats!