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"Umm..." Where Bad Screenshots Go to Die

Débuté par Arngeld , déc. 22 2014 06:00

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#926
BountyhunterGER

Posté 13 mars 2015 - 02:53

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Well.. this game is full of amazing crazy ****.

Strange hat..thing

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I somehow managed to jump through the roof - this is what it looked like:

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What did I just do?

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#927
LPain

Posté 13 mars 2015 - 03:25

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I'd go and file a bug report posting this and say that there is a big glitch in the game: Sutherland is in the wrong floor!!

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#928
BountyhunterGER

Posté 13 mars 2015 - 05:33

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I'd go and file a bug report posting this and say that there is a big glitch in the game: Sutherland is in the wrong floor!!

I probably have to see the good side of this: I'm currently on my sixth playthrough and I have never seen him before today.. Everytime I read Sutherland I thought "Suther..what?". This bug showed me that he was standing right there .

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#929
Karai9

Posté 13 mars 2015 - 07:10

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Anyway, not really a bad screenshot, but strange nonetheless. I was walking along the Stormcoast when I happened to notice this majestic "bird" in the distance:

So I'm quoting myself here, but I posted this a while back and it has come to my attention that this "majestic bird" may be stalking my inquisitors. . . and it's getting closer.

(Sorry that this one ^ is so blurry. . . that's what I get for taking a screenshot of a game clip lol)

Modifié par Karai9, 13 mars 2015 - 08:33 .

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#930
Guest_Marion_*

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 01:26

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Some more I felt I had to post. If only the PS4 share button didn't take so long to load and end up with the screenshot several seconds after what I wanted to take.

Ummm, NSFW, perhaps.

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Orlesian Man "Dat a**"

"Why am I here? Who are you? Where am I? What's going on?"

Sitting, you're doing it wrong... or maybe right?

"Ok, bandits, check. But first, have you seen my pinnochio impression, I've got a dance and everything!"

Strangely Linnea doesn't seem as pissed off as usual, I think she's more stunned that the Inquisitor is doing this in public. Either that or Alexius doesn't just think big.

Linnea (off camera) "I'll have what she's having."

Wow, maybe my Inquisitor was a stuck up ****** at the Ostwick Circle. I went to talk to her, and my Inquisitor literally turned around to face away from her, full 180 instead of turning slightly to face the person like every other conversation.

"Introducing the Herald of Andraste and her back-up singers."

Blackwall "Wake me up when we get there."

Also, never noticed Cole hiding at the back before in this scene. The more you know.

I see you up there Cole. And a creepy-ass glowing raven that I assume is Envy spying on me.

Speaking of creepy ass. I missed the moment when the Inquisitor knocks Envy through the door, thought it would have been a cool action shot but it happens way too fast for the share button.

Also, you should pity the poor Bioware artist that had to render those veins.

"Ummm, dude? Are you ok? That looks painful."

"Uuuh, I had the strangest dream. And you were there, and you were there, and there was some very poor, crude commentary. Oh, oh, it wasn't a dream."

I honestly think there should have been more town crier mentions on that parchment at the side of the stairs to the main hall at Skyhold. So I'm writing my own.

The Inquisitor returns victorious from the Fallow Mire after rescuing Inquisition Soldiers. Rejoice! But she returns to Skyhold to hear strange tales recounted. What vile perfidy is this? A lone crazy man simulates a siege against the mighty mountain fastness... with goats!

Just having dinner and looking through pics here since this thread is the best, and I had to point this out. Regarding Cole, I never understood why one of the options when you meet him is to say you've seen him before. It makes sense now. He's freakin' stalking you!

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#931
Crystallyne

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 05:04

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I finally started digging through the 1200+ screenshots of my first full play through, and found a few amusing ones.

Wide Eyed Inquisitor: What in Thedas are you wearing, Hawke?

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Slouchy Sera!

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Glassy Eyed Inquisitor

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Inquisitor: Mommy, I'm scared!!

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Inquisitor: *sniffles* So it wasn't Andraste after all, I'm such a fraud!
Also... what happened to your nose, Stroud?

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I love me some Cullen, and adore hearing him singing in this scene. But dat expression... Something looks painful!

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Are you SURE you haven't been taking Lyrium again, Cullen?

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Shocked Dorian is SHOCKED!!
The Inquisitor is clearly unimpressed...

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The Inquisitor is getting zapped by lightning, while Hawke and Stroud are free style dancing... Meanwhile, Cassandra is running the hell away from the craziness.

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#932
Karai9

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 06:40

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@Crystallyne: That last screen shot is priceless. Leave it to Hawke just to dance when s**t's going crazy. I guess Stroud's been spending too much time around her and now Hawke's bad habits are rubbing off on him

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#933
Crystallyne

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 12:21

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@Crystallyne: That last screen shot is priceless. Leave it to Hawke just to dance when s**t's going crazy. I guess Stroud's been spending too much time around her and now Hawke's bad habits are rubbing off on him

Hahahah!!! Watch out for that Hawke, she's a bit crazy!

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#934
Sabreenei

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 12:51

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Bull's "Kadan?" looks like he's really worried about what is going on with her. Like, "Kadan, are you... okay? You look possessed by that weird picture. Where did you get that necklace, because i think he wants it back." Also, that picture always makes me think of Avernus.

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#935
Green Wyvern

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 03:09

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1. My thoughts when I saw Cullen smile/smirk like this.. well..

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2. This demon must be amator, he cannot do evil eyes glow even properly on people he possesed!

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3.I always thought there is "something" between Cas and Varric

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4. My CC fail when tried to create half face paint elf Creepyy... she looks on pic like she had two or even three lips closed *,..,*

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5. I play Dragon Age Origins like 3 weeks now and I kinda got this..

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I love me some Cullen, and adore hearing him singing in this scene. But dat expression... Something looks painful!

My theory is simple.. after all started to sing he could at least fart in peace XD All this gasssss~

Fartquisition TM

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#936
BigEvil

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 04:19

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Solas - cyborg infiltrator

There are many copies. And they have a plan.

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#937
BountyhunterGER

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 04:20

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2. This demon must be amator, he cannot do evil eyes glow even properly on people he possesed!

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Seems to be evelish makeup instead of evelish eyes - I guess the demon is a female.

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#938
Green Wyvern

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 05:24

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Seems to be evelish makeup instead of evelish eyes - I guess the demon is a female.

Maybe lost in times.. Demon of Desire? :3 Who knows..

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#939
TaHol

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 05:36

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Damsel in distress:

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#940
Lylliaa

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 07:43

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I'm back with some more bad screenshots :lol:

My inquisitors don't like to have fun... Especially Gwladys

"ER MAH GED WAT IS DIS"

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"Not funny Cassandra." Unamused face

Cassandra: "I did nothing!"

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Varric: "It was I all along!"

"Varric pls stahp"

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You know who else is a stick in the mud? Vesania. She's ALWAYS unamused.

She's unamused when she talks to Cassandra

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She's unamused when she talks to Leliana

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And she's unamused when she talks to Varric

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Meanwhile Werra is breaking the fourth wall

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And a timely screenie makes her looks like she's fighting with a sword while clearly judging Cullen. "You should be ashamed of your recruits"

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Varric told a joke and then laughed out loud. His friends didn't find it funny and stared at him like he had grown a second head. He isn't laughing anymore and many dreams were broken that day. (foreveralone)

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Edit: Sorry for the long post ^^"

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#941
heretica

Posté 14 mars 2015 - 10:56

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#942
Sylvianus

Posté 15 mars 2015 - 12:00

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I'm back with some more bad screenshots

My inquisitors don't like to have fun... Especially Gwladys

"ER MAH GED WAT IS DIS"

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"Not funny Cassandra." Unamused face

Cassandra: "I did nothing!"

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Varric: "It was I all along!"

"Varric pls stahp"

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You know who else is a stick in the mud? Vesania. She's ALWAYS unamused.

She's unamused when she talks to Cassandra

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She's unamused when she talks to Leliana

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And she's unamused when she talks to Varric

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Meanwhile Werra is breaking the fourth wall

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And a timely screenie makes her looks like she's fighting with a sword while clearly judging Cullen. "You should be ashamed of your recruits"

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Varric told a joke and then laughed out loud. His friends didn't find it funny and stared at him like he had grown a second head. He isn't laughing anymore and many dreams were broken that day. (foreveralone)

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Edit: Sorry for the long post ^^"

I had a good laugh, thanks !

Your Qunari and Venasia are AWESOME by the way ! *__*

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#943
Lylliaa

Posté 15 mars 2015 - 10:11

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I had a good laugh, thanks !

Your Qunari and Venasia are AWESOME by the way ! *__*

Thank you! And I'm glad these made you laugh Laughing is healthy :ph34r:

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#944
Mintsong

Posté 15 mars 2015 - 11:04

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Damsel in distress:

Its that moment where we all get THAT awesome screen of our IQ's .... Haha.. My Jilona looked like Gollum in that exact sec :lol:

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#945
LostInReverie19

Posté 15 mars 2015 - 04:53

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Not bad exactly, but it just cracks me up how much taller female Qunari are compared to basically anyone else. XD

Ser Barris is a puny man!

"Why am I helping these pathetic, tiny humans again?"

Also, some requisite derp faces:

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#946
QueenCrow

Posté 15 mars 2015 - 05:01

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There aren't words to express how completely awesome this thread is! Thumbs up for everyone and my thanks for the giggles! - I can't whack-a-mole the like button fast enough