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[Artemis-the-huntress]

LMAO BigEvil & Drake 

your commentary cracks me up  

 

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This is still the best thread on the DA forums. Someone really needs to make a thread like this when the next Mass Effect comes out, I'll have bad screenshots I'm sure.

 

 

Inquisitor "I'll just wait until you've finished your stretches, Leliana. It's very important to stretch before exercising."

 

The Inquisitor watches the soldier, and the soldier watches Cassandra. Unbeknownst to them all, Solas is hiding in the bushes watching them all.

 

Cassandra "Oh hush, the eating of a stranger's hair is a well-known tradition in Nevarra."

Lavellan "... Please stop."

 

Adaar "Rashin' frashin' low-hanging braziers. Rashin' frashin' horns. Stupid Chantry."

 

"Damnit Vivienne, you're blocking my screenshot with your collar!"

 

Trevelyan "Ahh, if I remember correctly, Orlesian tradition is to always enter a city in mourning sideways."

Cassandra *Disgusted Noise*

 

Trevelyan "What do you mean this isn't a jumping puzzle? This is all Solas' fault."

 

Much like the NHS, bed shortages have hit the Inquisition.

 

The enemies of the Inquisition will fear the mighty Reaver Tamar and her fearsome weapon "Horsey von Sparkles".

 

[Melcolloien]

It's been a while (don't you just hate it when real life gets in the way of your gaming? And your "hanging in social media regarding said gaming" ) 

So here you are, a collection of my latest bad screenshots from my past two Inquisitors ( I do apologise for random typing, I'm on a medicine that makes me mix up the letters amongst other weird things)

 

Let's start with "Inquisitor derp face" 

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And here I was so happy about my bad ass screenshot, until I saw Cassandras face..

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Dammit Cassandra! 

 

My Hawke randomly changed weapons in the Western approach, Adamant and in the Fade

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Here she has the correct dual daggers

Enter random bow and arrows...And she kept switching like this in between every cutscene. 

 

Giant using telekinesis?

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Oh look, I found Isabela!

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Cassandras face xD

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Dammit Cassandra! Why do you always ruin my cool screenshots?

 

Cassandra looks weird (and a bit leering..) yet again and Inquisitor Lavellan does not know how to lean agains things..

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Ouch?

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Every...time...I...paused!

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Seriously wtf? xD

 

 

Lavellans scary crazy face!

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This dude who was fabulous even in death!

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Ouch, Sera got squished!

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This dude who was randomly fighting in camp. 

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Is he facing an invisible enemy? Inner demons? Himself? 

 

Does anyone know who this random lady is? She was just in here the first time the armor tinting thing and the storage chest was here. Haven't seen her since. And I could not interact with her either.  She was just walking around, humming and randomly saying "Inquisitor"

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Presenting Inquisitor Adaar, who normally is rather beautiful, I swear!

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Yes! That is an excellent place to camp!

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Much better than you know, the grass next to you...

 

My team looks a bit...horny...

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 *laughs way to hard at her own terrible joke*
I wonder if Varric feels left out though...  

 

That's it for me...for now...

[Shari'El]

It's been a while (don't you just hate it when real life gets in the way of your gaming? And your "hanging in social media regarding said gaming" ) 

So here you are, a collection of my latest bad screenshots from my past two Inquisitors ( I do apologise for random typing, I'm on a medicine that makes me mix up the letters amongst other weird things)

 

Oh look, I found Isabela!

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This dude who was fabulous even in death!

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That's it for me...for now...

 

Wha.. What? But I was told admiral Isabella went to sea! What is this folly?!

 

And fabulous dead guy is fabulously dead.

[LadyAly]

Seems I created a new sort of Fade  

 

[Ilna]

A funny bug I've encountered today.

 

"Such big ears you have!"

[Cribbian]

So Varric forgot to fold in Biancas arms after a combat, looks kinda painful.

[Antmarch456]

I've reached my limit to liking posts today...

[Artemis-the-huntress]

@Melcolloien  LMAO the camp one had me cracking. 

Did you ever notice, Thedas has some ugly looking birds? or are they possessed birds?

 

[NaclynE]

Here's some of my recent stuff...

 

 

Solas: "SLEEP!"

 

 

Cullen: "ZzzzZZzzzz...."

 

 

Ex Templar: "ZzzzZZzzzz..."

 

 

Frankly I should of made this a gif instead. This would of been a bit creepy. Mean time I'm gonna make Chasimess get drunk from drinking some pissmonchango.

 

 

PS: We should do like a sleepy pic montage or something. Lol.

[agonis]

The "hold position" comes in handy during those crazy moments! It happened to me too! I tried to cross and I turned around and Varric, Cole and Solas were all behind me and running into each other. And your Dorian seems to like fire like mine does too. 

 "Running into each other"?

 

HA!

 

Cassandra killed me! She shoved me off that thing when I tried to cross.

 

Oh dear, could you just tell me it´s over?

[agonis]

LOL! Only Solas has done that to me, and once too often. 

 

Do you know what is the real problem?

 

That you have to place one foot carefully in front of the other to cross that gap and your companions just follow as if that´s the easiest thing they have ever done.

[Verfallen]

The view from inside the horror/wall of fire spells (ooo! Little flying skulls!)

 

Warren always was a drama demon...

[Melcolloien]

Man, it's 6 in the morning here, I've just gotten up and I see a horrible pun, drama demon.. xD That's just gold!

[CarrionFowl]

Good morning to you all!
 
First off, this thread is awesome, I've rarely laughed this much when reading through it. I enjoyed all 44 pages of it (even though my family thinks I've gone fully bonkers now, simply because I sat laughing at the screen for the better part of two days)^^
If I'd known that such a thread existed, I wouldn't have deleted so many of my weird/derpy screenshots... But I still have a few, so I thought I'd share^^
Here you go, people!

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The infamous bird-bomb!

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Varric, I know you're hot, there's no reason to let it escalate, man!

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Faboulous peasant returns!

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And now, for my next trick, I'll levitate this random dead scout! (Cass and Cole seem rather unimpressed...)

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The Lover's Alcove... Someone is getting ideas^^ The funniest thing is that the guy looks as if he doesn't dare to move^^

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'If I don't move, the creepy woman will stop rubbing her thighs at my shoulder...' Meanwhile Varric is watching and Solas is...well, being Solas really *sigh*

 

Found this guy in Haven... not really sure what he's doing there, exactly^^

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mmmhhh... tasty tasy roasted elf...

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meanwhile Bull ignores what's going on and Blackwall is nodding off again... Someone get that guy a coffee^^

 

What did you say about roasted elf again?

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The stare of doom... Jeez, I was just kidding, Baldy^^

 

Oh now, Blackwall is contagious!

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Inquisitor sleepy...

 

'Word for you!' ... 'What the... How'd you get there?!'

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Seriously, didn't see her the first time, nearly scared the living daylights out of me when I suddenly heard a voice coming from nowhere...

 

Meanwhile Inquisitor Doherys' extensive spending forces Josephine to sell out the interior of Skyhold to souvenir-tourists...

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'I've had just about enough of your nug-shite'

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Okay, that was all for now... But now that I know that a thread like this exists, I'll be having a place to put all my weird screenshots from Inquisition^^ Have fun looking through^^

 

Regards, CarrionFowl

 

[Forsythia77]

No.. I'm not intimidated by your height at all.  Not a bit...

 

[CarrionFowl]

No.. I'm not intimidated by your height at all.  Not a bit...

 

 

He does the same thing in my playthroughs as well... Orlesians *sigh*

[Forsythia77]

He does the same thing in my playthroughs as well... Orlesians *sigh*

 

Krem sometimes does the same thing.  He also drinks at the same time when he is talking!  They do it regardless of stature.  I just think its even more apropos to post a pic of it with my Qunari quizzy!

[Orian Tabris]

Lavellans scary crazy face!

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  With the dialogue options and your Inquisitor's face, it's like:

 

[Melcolloien]

  With the dialogue options and your Inquisitor's face, it's like:

 

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Omg, I know right!? xD

[Karai9]

So Varric forgot to fold in Biancas arms after a combat, looks kinda painful.

haha, my Varric is like this about 90% of the time it seems. I don't know, seems painful to me but maybe Varric has some sort of fetish he hasn't told us about? 

[BigEvil]

Introducing the exciting adventures of Astrid Cadash, the Drunkquisitor!

 

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"Don't worry about it, Cass, we'll go get a drink, it'll be fine!"

 

"Cassie, no! Don't do it, you have so much to live for*burp*. Where did I put that rum?"

 

"Ha, if I was sober I might have actually cared about that."

 

*zzzzzzzzzzzzz* "Huh, what? Sorry, Lord Berand, you're incredibly boring. Who wants some of this Orlesian drink? It's green!"

 

"Ugh, if I wasn't so hungover I'd probably slap you, Solas."

 

"Plus they might have drinks and a buffet."

 

"Damn, I've sobered up."

 

"The rum is gone..."

 

"Commander, what would you say if I said there are obviously three of you and I don't know which one is the real one?"

Cullen "I'd say you're drunk again."

"...Correct."

 

"I'm very concerned about the engineer's choice to give the trebuchets dwarf eye-height side spikes. Must ask Leliana to investigate. And find some whisky."

 

"Hello? It's cold out here and there are wolves chasing me." Joke horrendously and unabashedly stolen from the Simpsons.

 

"Gah, zombie carolers!"

 

"Huh, Vivienne seems quite pleased with what I said. Doesn't she realise I'm being terribly sarcastic and hate her guts? Master player of the Game, my arse!"

 

Surrounded by the two most sarcastic, drunkest, and debauched women in his life, Varric himself turns to drink.

Drunkquisitor "Hey Hawke, how's Isabela?"

Hawke *slightly disturbing grin* "Oh, you know..."

 

The kitchen staff are never impressed by Astrid's zombie impressions.

 

That feeling when you go down the shops to pick up a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread and then realise you're still in your jammies.

 

"Hi ho Silver, away!"

 

"Oh ****, I've broken him! Noooooooo! Well, maybe there's some dumb peasant around here I could sell him to."

[berelinde]

Forsythia, is your inquisitor wearing Imperial Vestment Cotton with Dragon Scale and Dawnstone? It's very pretty!

[Zikade]

Did Cassandra just let one rip?

 

Derp. (Also, what the heck is going on with the clothing animations?)

 

One extra picture of their previous beam adventures. A bird has joined them. 

 

I was trying to take cute wildlife pictures. Then I noticed his (her?) snout is IN the ice like s/he would be stuck. (And those jerks back there just stand around and do nothing to help.)

 

 

Well that's going to leave a mark.