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[BigEvil]

Some more screenshot silliness.

 

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Hawke catches some sleep while Erimond talks nonsense.

 

Inquisitor "Uh, Bull, are you ok? That looks painful."

Bull "No problem, boss."

 

Inquisitor "I'm no expert, but I think this man is dead. Why kill him in the open though?"

Cassandra "In Orlais, it might have simply been for wearing last Summer's fashion."

 

Impromptu dance-off. Fire up the Run DMC!

 

Morrigan *stifles laughter* "WTF is that on his head?"

 

*Awkward silence*

 

Inquisitor "It was kind of boring, really."

 

Inquisitor *monotone* "I truly believe this. I am not disinterested in this turn of events and will sincerely investigate Blackwall's disappearance to the fullest."

 

Cullen's internal monologue "OMM (Oh My Maker), is she going to kiss me? She's going to kiss me. Alright, play it cool, Cullen, me old son, play it cool."

*Inquisitor pats him on the shoulder and leaves.*

Cullen's internal monologue *screams for ten minutes*

[berelinde]

What are you two doing? Never mind, I don't want to know.

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[stop_him]

More amusing than "bad" really, but apparently, if you cast Ice Mine, and you've got Ice Armor, that effect is still active even in cut scenes.

 

A Song of Ice and Fire and Corypheus:

 

[SilverArrow]

Apparently loot can spawn anywhere. I can almost 100% guarantee something useful was in there...



My Inquisitor is evil...



And he doesn't appreciate the pink armour I selected for him whilst Cassandra is sporting a modest get-up. Fair enough Inquisitor, fair enough.

[Gilli]

 

The new way of talking to others: Turn your back towards them and stand several meters apart.

 

 

Big case of "Nope. Nope. Nope." (my party is at Level 5)

 

 

Yes, I'm an elf, stop freaking out. 

[cegr25]

 

Making monkey faces at the Orlesian ball is apparently a secret way to gain the court's approval.

[Gilli]

 

My game lagged (for the first time this bad) and my Lavellan was stuck like that for several seconds.

 

 

I can hear him thinking /Why me? Why me?/ xDD

 

 

Uhm, Bull.....your arm....um...is missing.

 

 

Who cares about a missing arm, THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A FACE! and the sword in bg fights by itself. Cullen, your forces are a mess.

[Karai9]

 

Making monkey faces at the Orlesian ball is apparently a secret way to gain the court's approval.

 

 I actually snorted out loud when I scrolled down and saw his face. Way too funny

[Lylliaa]

I paused for a second... Finally caught Varric in a not so photogenic moment (in spoiler because of size)

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You've always wanted to know what Leliana's hair look like? Well, wonder no more FOR I HAVE SEEN IT AND IT WAS EMPTY.

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Finally, did anyone else notice Cullen's lieutenant? Because I did. I have no idea why but his appearance changes from one playthrough to another. It's driving me crazy! It's the man on the right, in the background.

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[berelinde]

Yeah, there are something like a dozen NPC faces, and you'll see all of them repeated. You know that Hessarian Blade who sounds like Jeeves the Butler, adding a snooty "Your worship" after every sentence? He has one of those 12 faces. One time, my Inquisitor and Hawke went out to confront Erimond in the Western Approach and all four Grey Warden mooks had that face. When they all raised their arms at Erimond's order, it was positively creepy!

[Gilli]

You've always wanted to know what Leliana's hair look like? Well, wonder no more FOR I HAVE SEEN IT AND IT WAS EMPTY.

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Oh poor Leli, what did they do to your hair 

[Rascoth]

I'm laughing so much right now xD

Let me tell you a story. I finally decided to download DAI Cinematic Tools. I don't have the best graphic here, but still, I wanted to try (I really like it, but that's another story). So, to try it out I choose Emerald Graves (duh).After few Quizzy selfies I though why not to try it in fight. So I go after Giants. And then it happens...

 

Ever wondered how napping Giant looks like? Wonder no more!

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Do you think I should interrupt this lovely nap? Say that it's actually dead? 

[Pensieve]

If there's anything I've learned from this game it's to never poke a Giant (or maybe that was Skyrim). 

[Gilli]

So I'm fighting Templars in the Hinterlands, when...

 

 

Something exploded (I think I used Flashfire) Blackwall is standing ON the explosion, IB is fighting the I guy I set on fire and Varric's feet are IN the ground.

What the hell?

 

 

Cassandra, Solas and Iron Bull fight about who's allowed to stand on the bench. Or is it a table? Whatever GET DOWN THERE!

[Karai9]

"I am da Inquisitator here to save you!"

 

[Oswin]

Hover bird cares little for your physics. 

 

[Fredward]

Bull's romance is gold for funny facial expressions:

 

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[Melcolloien]

Romancing Iron Bull is simply gold for laughs, it is so great.

And really sweet

[Verfallen]

Cass: If he makes one wrong move he's going to get a pommel strike he'll never forget.

Solas: I am not going to complain about how hard it is to hold this *!^##@! staff when my fingers keep sinking into it...

 

[Lylliaa]

I loaded a save of a nightmare playthrough. LOOK AT THE MAP AND MY POTIONS, MAKER'S BREATH! HOW AM I TO SURVIVE?!!!

 

Answer's simple: I AM NOT. AND THERE ARE STILL RED DOTS EVERYWHERE D:

 

[Gilli]

Some glitches and fails from last night

 

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Wait, something's not right....

 

 

WTF? 

 

 

Ah, yes, the old "I'm standing on air" trick.

 

 

My Lavellan has to have really strong abs, or....idk how to explain this...

 

 

Call a doctor! I think he broke his neck!

[Pensieve]

Bull's romance is gold for funny facial expressions:

 

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That last one under the spoiler is golden  

[Gilli]

I forgot one

 

 

Isn't Fiona supposed to be an Elf? What happened to her ears?

[Rascoth]

I forgot one

 

 

Isn't Fiona supposed to be an Elf? What happened to her ears?

It's not Fiona, it's Linnea. Little piece of sh*t, especially if you're human mage >.>