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[Rascoth]

Vesania is more the kind to shoot first and then ask questions later

I guess she either really thinks she's holding the Almighty Arrow or she's yelling at Blackwall :"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HUMAN?!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ENEMIES AWAY FROM ME. IF THEY COME ANY CLOSER, I'LL BE STABBING YOU IN THE EYE WITH THIS FREAKING ARROW!" 

 

And the guy who has no idea of what he's doing is pretty awesome

Oh, ok xD

That's something I scream at Blackwall all the time. My Quizzy then just shrugs and goes "Don't wanna help me? So be it!" And there she goes wrecking havoc (I kind of imagine if I had friendly fire turned on, he would be the first one to fall  )

 

I know, right? I think it's some kind of a new dance 

[Gilli]

True. I'm starting to think he has some contracts with Mortalitasi

 

Well, Dorian IS a Mortalitasi 

 

Ultimate rule: Never take screenshots near Cullen while still in Haven :3

I don't know what's funnier: headless soldier on the right or that guy on the left who totally doesn't know what he's doing xD

 

 

I think it has something to do with the camera angle 

 

 

(Gilli-chan, your Inquisitor's dance moves are impressive, I hope he used those spine-twisting skills at the Winter Palace. Lylliaa, she looks like she is going to slap our face with her arrow. Who needs a bow anyway? She's so adorable that  I would'nt mind though.)

 

I'm gonna tell him he should, he just finished In Your Heart Shall Burn 

 

With that face and with the way his arm is bending in front of him... I think Cass might have walked in on the Inquisitor during some "alone time".

 

 

Pff xD tho HE walked in on HER (I mean, they're in the War Room  )

 

I think Cass is restraining herself from licking her hand and trying to wipe that nasty green vallaslin gunk off the Inky's face, like a child that's been eating too much green ice cream.

 

tbh his Vallaslin has the same color as his eyes, so it always looks, like the Vallaslin leaked into his eyes    xD

 

 

----

 

Decided to go to the Forbidden Oasis

 

Spoiler

 

What a massacre. Also, no, I didn't get those two on the ceiling.

 

 

Now he should just learn how to swim.

 

Back in Haven + Hinterlands

 

Spoiler

 

What's with this chest? You can't loot it and it drives me crazy.

 

 

Leliana?

 

 

THIS STUPID BEAR!

I was on my way, to find Lord Woolsley, when this bear decided, Lord Woolsley would be his lunch. 

Had to kill the bear AND the Lord Woolsley Rage Demon 

[Rascoth]

Well, Dorian IS a Mortalitasi 

 

 

I think it has something to do with the camera angle 

 

I remember them being headless till I reload/quick travel. I'm not saying it's not angle issue, maybe my computer lives by rule 'once you screw something up, let it stay that way'.

 

 

 

What's with this chest? You can't loot it and it drives me crazy.

I knoooooow. This one drives me nuts as well. Kind of like closet in Lothering Chantry, which I didn't know how to open untill I checkied Wikia. I'm still not opening it, just because   But it does not change the fact it's... irritating.

[Gilli]

I rememer them being headless till I reload/quick travel. I'm not saying it's not angle issue, maybe my computer lives by rule 'once you screw something up, let it stay that way'.

 
Maybe it has something to do with the graphics being overworked?
This PT was the first where I set Mesh to Ultra and also the first where the game would lag, whenever I wanted to walk up the stairs (after the Gate) in Haven.   
 

I knoooooow. This one drives me nuts as well. Kind of like closet in Lothering Chantry, which I didn't know how to open untill I checkied Wikia. I'm still not opening it, just because   But it does not change the fact it's... irritating.

Never had a problem with the Closet in the Lothering Chantry (then again, I got DAO during the Origin giveaway last year  ) but yeah this chest is annoying.

I think I'm gonna ask the Dragon Age Twitter, what's up with it. 

[Rascoth]

 Maybe it has something to do with the graphics being overworked?
This PT was the first where I set Mesh to Ultra and also the first where the game would lag, whenever I wanted to walk up the stairs (after the Gate) in Haven. 

Who knows? I'm not really bothered. At least it makes me giggle o 3o

 

Never had a problem with the Closet in the Lothering Chantry (then again, I got DAO during the Origin giveaway last year  ) but yeah this chest is annoying.

I think I'm gonna ask the Dragon Age Twitter, what's up with it. 

There's that one locked you can open only after asking for a reward for killing those damn bandits. I never ask for it, since getting rid of them is rewarding enough. 

I also got DAO last year, but since then I kind of ended up with multiple pts and all DLCs for both DAO and DA2... (and I'm up to date with DAI ones).   

[Gilli]

Who knows? I'm not really bothered. At least it makes me giggle o 3o

True.
 

There's that one locked you can open only after asking for a reward for killing those damn bandits. I never ask for it, since getting rid of them is rewarding enough. 
I also got DAO last year, but since then I kind of ended up with multiple pts and all DLCs for both DAO and DA2... (and I'm up to date with DAI ones).   

Ah  oh me neither 

 Till now I only have one finished DAO PT (female Dalish/rogue), one finished DAII PT (fem/rogue Hawke), and am now on my 2nd DAI PT (finally with the right World State  ) and a unfinished (male elf/circle mage) DAO PT, which I will continue as soon as I finish this DAI PT. (I also got all DLCs, only missing The Exiled Prince)   

[Rascoth]

Ah  oh me neither 

 Till now I only have one finished DAO PT (female Dalish/rogue), one finished DAII PT (fem/rogue Hawke), and am now on my 2nd DAI PT (finally with the right World State  ) and a unfinished (male elf/circle mage) DAO PT, which I will continue as soon as I finish this DAI PT. (I also got all DLCs, only missing The Exiled Prince) 

 Well, about finished pts (all females)... In DAO I have: two s&s warrior humans, dw rogue human, mage human, dw rogue Dalish. In DA2: 2h warrior, two dw rogues, three mages. DAI... I finished around *censored  * pts, although I kept saves only from my Dalish mage (for Dalish rogue - my alternate Warden) and I'll keep my current human mage (since this one is based on my canon world state). Sebastian is the drama queen, that I can tell you for sure.   

 

Buuuut, to be on topic. I found this two precious gems among my screenshots. I'm way further in my pt, yet I discover them just now... Shame on me!

 

Your Trainer out.

 

...No comment...

[Ellana of clan Lavellan]

Numin doing some roleplay:

 

The evil witch: "I will claim your firstborn!"

 

 

Hippie Lavellan: "Hey man, chill..." *hits blunt*

 

[Merela]

 

'cause capturing a fort and getting a trophy is definitely worth a clap.

 

 

 

Sera and Blackwall are apparently quite fond of my Inquisitor making weird faces. Which is fine...

 

 

...because...

 

 

...he enjoys...

 

 

...doing them...

 

 

...a lot.

 

 

And I have no idea what's happening there. *coughs*

[Gilli]

 Well, about finished pts (all females)... In DAO I have: two s&s warrior humans, dw rogue human, mage human, dw rogue Dalish. In DA2: 2h warrior, two dw rogues, three mages. DAI... I finished around *censored  * pts, although I kept saves only from my Dalish mage (for Dalish rogue - my alternate Warden) and I'll keep my current human mage (since this one is based on my canon world state). Sebastian is the drama queen, that I can tell you for sure. 

 

Buuuut, to be on topic. I found this two precious gems among my screenshots. I'm way further in my pt, yet I discover them just now... Shame on me!

 

Your Trainer out.

 

...No comment...

 

I heard about Sebastian being a drama queen  I really don't miss him   

 

OMG Your Trainer reminds me, that I've planned to learn Bruce the Rift Mage spec. And Bull needs to stop giving others his weird stuff, even my Qunari couldn't drink it without ending up below the table.

 

On Topic:

 

Spoiler

 

 

Rude! You don't hit people when they use a potion.

 

 

A wild Bruce appeard.

 

 

 

 

I know Cole's a spirit, but this is a bit.... Also, his shoulder isn't up there....    

[Rascoth]

I heard about Sebastian being a drama queen  I really don't miss him   

 

OMG Your Trainer reminds me, that I've planned to learn Bruce the Rift Mage spec. And Bull needs to stop giving others his weird stuff, even my Qunari couldn't drink it without ending up below the table.

 

On Topic:

 

Spoiler

 

 

Rude! You don't hit people when they use a potion.

 

 

A wild Bruce appeard.

 

 

 

 

I know Cole's a spirit, but this is a bit.... Also, his shoulder isn't up there....    

Sebastian is good for laugh or two, just saying  And I like quests from The Exiled Prince DLC.

 

Yeah, Your Trainer is the best. She kind of wanted to leave before teaching me Rift Magic (Connie, Quizzy on screenshot with Bull, is Rift Mage).

 

I know, that sh*t is strong. In my opinion poor elves have it the worst. With that bony bodies of theirs... Imagine hangover...

 

Hehe, that moment with Cole's hat always makes me laugh.

 

I should really check my screenshots more often.

Spoiler

What the....

Don't worry Connie, I'm also confused.

[Karai9]

So. . . I called in my mount so that I could jump from a high place without taking damage, and instead this happened:

 

I tried walking away so it would disappear but that didn't work, so instead I climbed up to it:

 

Then I got on the hart. I really don't think it wanted to jump 

 

A few more pics in spoilers for size and volume:

Spoiler

I think you need to work on your 'charming' face Gilthanas. . .

 

I accidentally walked off the edge expecting to die. . . instead Gilthanas decided to show off incredible powers of levitation!

 

Okay, so this isn't really a bad screenshot, but it's been brought up before that this particular scene looks like they're posing for a boy-band poster and now I can't look at this without laughing, especially because of who I brought with me 

[Gilli]

Sebastian is good for laugh or two, just saying  And I like quests from The Exiled Prince DLC.

 

Yeah, Your Trainer is the best. She kind of wanted to leave before teaching me Rift Magic (Connie, Quizzy on screenshot with Bull, is Rift Mage).

 

I know, that sh*t is strong. In my opinion poor elves have it the worst. With that bony bodies of theirs... Imagine hangover...

 

Hehe, that moment with Cole's hat always makes me laugh.

 

I should really check my screenshots more often.

Spoiler

What the....

Don't worry Connie, I'm also confused.

 

Maybe I'll get that DLC one day, I just wished it were on Origin, I don't want to have to buy Bioware Points just for the DLC =/ (already had to buy some BW Points for Mark of the Assassin and Legacy, but at least I didn't have any left after that   )

 

Oh they definitely do have it worst. I mean, dwarves are heavy drinkers by default, humans & Qunari can make up for it with their body size, but elves? 

 

Pfff, the best thing about those screenshots, that guy is fully naked, but he does wear a helmet 

[Rascoth]

-snip-

Ah, those mounts and their spawning points xD

 

It kind of reminds me of time, when I desperately tried to reach that loot, that you can find near Echo Back Canyon Camp (on one of the towers). So much jumping, so much falling... and those strange noises mount makes when you fall from high place xD

 

The best boy-band ever! When is their autograph session? 

 

Maybe I'll get that DLC one day, I just wished it were on Origin, I don't want to have to buy Bioware Points just for the DLC =/ (already had to buy some BW Points for Mark of the Assassin and Legacy, but at least I didn't have any left after that   )

 

Oh they definitely do have it worst. I mean, dwarves are heavy drinkers by default, humans & Qunari can make up for it with their body size, but elves? 

 

Pfff, the best thing about those screenshots, that guy is fully naked, but he does wear a helmet 

Yeah, buying BioWare Points can be a pain... I still have some left.

 

A devoted soldier! No pants, but at least helmet at its rightful place. Although I would prefer if he used it to cover some... parts of his body. Not that he can do it with his hands tied, but I wish my Quizzy could do that o 3o

[Karai9]

Ah, those mounts and their spawning points xD

 

It kind of reminds me of time, when I desperately tried to reach that loot, that you can find near Echo Back Canyon Camp (on one of the towers). So much jumping, so much falling... and those strange noises mount makes when you fall from high place xD

 

The best boy-band ever! When is their autograph session? 

Haha, the harts especially make some pretty strange sounds. Some loot is just crazy hard to get at.

You'll have to speak to Josephine about autographs  Or maybe Cassandra. I feel like Cass may secretly already have some 

[Rascoth]

Haha, the Halla especially make some pretty strange sounds. Some loot is just crazy hard to get at.

You'll have to speak to Josephine about autographs  Or maybe Cassandra. I feel like Cass may secretly already have some 

Those are harts   

May?! I'm sure she has the biggest collection of autographs Thedas has ever seen! That nerd.

 

... I think I could feed this thread with failed screenshots for a month, but for now...

 

Bull, I thought you lost only one eye o.O

 

[Gilli]

Was just about to add another post in The badass screenshot thread, when I noticed...

 

 

does Bruce have a broken neck again, or is that just me? 

 

 

DON'T EAT ME!!! 

[Sifr]

So. . . I called in my mount so that I could jump from a high place without taking damage, and instead this happened:

 

"Oh, I see how it is... you're taking that job with St Nick at the North Pole, aren't you? Y'know the travel benefits are exactly the same, just without the frequent flier miles? Besides, no-one even uses them anyway! Well fine... but don't come crawling back to me when the other members of his staff don't invite you to join in with any of their reindeer games!"

 

[Karai9]

Those are harts 

lol yes they are

 

is fixed now

[Gilli]

This pic is like Solas's scheming something. (what he probably does xD)

 

 

Edit:

 

Spoiler

 

These aren't bad screenshots, but I love the look Cullen gives Josephine and how she's all "Oops.  " 

 

 

Okay, real question: Why is Bruce so tall? It doesn't matter when, or where I take a screenshot, he's always so horribly tall, like he's a Qunari and not an Elf.   (my first PT was with a fem!Qunari, could that have anything to do with it?)

[LadyAly]

I wont comment on this both  

 

 

 

[Chlorite]

@Chlorite

Oooh, that too! Maybe Vesania can break the fourth wall! XD Thank you for your compliments

I love your Inquisitor, he's so handsome! But yeah, he definitely needs lessons on the court etiquette

 

That is a sweet thing to say, thank you! Well I bet some of you imagined as well Josie trying to teach some manners to their Inquisitor beforehand (and that dancing!!!)

 

Can't get enough of your headless soldiers pictures. It's like a game of where's Waldo where you have to find what's missing.

 

LadyAly, she looks like she had a very busy day xD and Varric is lacking empathy at this very moment, I'm afraid.

 

 

 

And... As much as I like Blackwall the begining of this scene felt a bit awkward, both of them silent in the emptied tavern.

I was half expecting one of them to say, after an awkard cough,  "Well, it's a really nice night for an evening."

 

[Sifr]

This pic is like Solas's scheming something. (what he probably does xD)

 

 

"First immortality, then the b*****s..."

 

That quote from Vegeta in DBZ Abridged was the first thing that popped into my mind on seeing his face here ... he really does look super wistful, whatever he's thinking about, doesn't he?

 

[Pensieve]

This would have been a great shot, if it wasn't for the freaky neck bend