
Varric "Don't worry, she'll wake up in a minute."

Inquisitor "Worst. Hangover. Ever."

Inquisitor "Best. Day. Ever!"

Inquisitor "Uhh, Cassie, we're over here..."

Inquisitor "There's nobody here, you're talking to yourself."

Inquisitor "Maybe now isn't the best time for your performance review? Oh, and we're putting cover sheets on our TPS reports now. So if you could go ahead and do that, that'd be great."

Inquisitor "No, Dorian, I don't believe levitation would be good for your street magic routine. I can see you standing on the books anyway."

Inquisitor "By the Creators, man, you've taken this arrow to the knee joke too far! Anyway, we don't have workman's comp in the Inquisition."

Who would have expected quicksand on a cliff? Clearly not the Inquisition!

Inquisitor "That's it, Jim, you're fired! Pack up your desk and hand in your security lanyard to Josephine before you leave Skyhold. I'm not giving you a reference either!"

Inquisitor "Who're you calling strange? I'm not the one sitting half way up a wall."

I have the power! Honestly, if they brought back the She-Ra cartoon, maybe did it in the animation style of the 2011 Thundercats, and hired Miranda Raison to do VA using her Cassandra voice, I'd watch it.

Inquisitor "That's what happens when you lose your head in the heat of combat."
Cassandra "*Disgusted Noise* Stop that."

Inquisitor "Ok, who took my table and chairs? Argh! WHO THE HELL TOOK MY VARRIC!?"

Inquisitor "That's it, pay cuts for everyone!"

Inquisitor "No, Dorian, I don't think it is classier if you light your farts with magic blue fire."

Ezrah Trevelyan "I need an adult!"