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[berelinde]

Bruce in that armor! 

 

But maybe he wouldn't get muched as badly as he does in the Halamshiral formalwear...

[Gilli]

Bruce in that armor! 

 

But maybe he wouldn't get muched as badly as he does in the Halamshiral formalwear...

 

Yeah. 

 

Probably, but it (the formal wear) looks so good on him, I don't think I'm gonna change it anymore. 

[Norina]

Still playing around and having fun with time-feezing. In Your Heart Shall Burn will always be one of my favourite quests...

 

"We'll bang, OK?"

 

Trying to seduce a Chantry Mother after surviving an avalanche. EVERYONE GREATLY DISAPPROVES

 

The pre-rendered Journey to Skyhold cutscene is incredibly beautiful and uplifting.

 

 

 

"HAVE OUR PEOPLE BEEN TOLD?"

"........"

 

"COMMANDER, WILL THEY FOLLOW?"

"............................."

 

"Falling through a rift opened with the Mark" sounds so much cooler in my head.

[Gilli]

Solas is really rude, he shoved Bruce.

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Bruce purposely walked close to those glyphs to make the others fall on their butt.   (planned was Vivienne, but here have Solas xD)

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Sera's dead, but still moving and shooting. 

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This doesn't seem right...

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Dorian and Blackwall are.....rather close...

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[PapaCharlie9]

A brief detour to Fri-to-rlais, where the extraordinary is mundane, and the mundane is special effects ...

 

From the Facetome page of Stennis Adaar ...

 

Here's a delightful snapshot of the whole family on our holiday trip to Val Roy'ei'ei'euax to visit Auntie Vivienne. Solas, our emo adolescent, was in an uncooperative mood, as usual. I could barely convince him to take the picture. Little V was still feeling a bit clingy after that nasty Lord Sweeper had stormed through, ranting like a mad man and scaring all the little ones. I could barely convince him to come out from behind my left thigh. Cassie is a bit frazzled looking after him, but otherwise she seems to be enjoying herself.

 

Don't you think I look particularly dashing in my pink reclaimed-metal outfit? Very on trend, don't you know.

 

[Schizya]

 

 

Oh God why    

[Rascoth]

Ekhm... My eyes are up here.

 

[Gilli]

Are those fake trees? 

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All Bruce wanted to do, was go to the Garden.

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He has to talk to Gatsi about this hole...

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This is just wrong.

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Finding himself below Skyhold Bruce started to hear an eerie music, he turned around...

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Scrooge McDuck!

 

Finally in the Garden he found Michel's favorite hiding spot.

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behind the bushes.

 

I don't know what's creepier, Flemeth's grin, or the clipping.

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[Elite Fennec]

Thought this wasn't a bad shot until I spotted the other Cullen in the background

Ughhh Cullen's always ruining my flycam times

 

You okay Cassandra? Er yeah just having a lie down

 

Solas catches me out even though I'm not using flycam

[BigEvil]

Decided to look through some more of my huge screenshot folder.

 

NSFW or sanity, maybe?

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Inquisitor "Aren't you a little short for an Avvar?"

Vivienne "Derivative."

Inquisitor "..."

 

Twins!

 

If I didn't know better I'd say Dorian was doing something very inappropriate to the Inquisitor here.

 

Inquisitor "Not even remotely where my eyes are, Cullen."

We can see what's raised Cullen's 'morale'.

 

Suspicious Harding is suspicious.

 

Inquisitor "Damn it, Solas, this is your fault."

Solas *sobs* "I have something in my eye, I'll be outside..."

 

Oh dear god, I did not expect this! I didn't think they were called the White Claws because they were old!

 

Loghain "Orlesians! You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Loghain Mac Tir!"

 

Inquisitor "For Andraste's sake, Cullen! Put a do not disturb sign on the door or something. You've got problems, you know? Is that the portrait I sat for last month? I wondered where that went."

Cullen *implodes from embarrassment*

 

When the pub's so busy you're inside someone else.

 

[Zuofin]

Solas looks weird in most of my screenshots where he is

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And that makes him sad

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[Malleficae]

Inquisitor "Not even remotely where my eyes are, Cullen."

We can see what's raised Cullen's 'morale'.

 

Call me lunatic but since now I ship qunquisitor with Cullen even more. Go, raise his morales, gurl. ;D

[BigEvil]

Call me lunatic but since now I ship qunquisitor with Cullen even more. Go, raise his morales, gurl. ;D

 

Honestly, with some of the screenshots I've ended up with, I ship everyone with every Inquisitor. They're irresistible, they've got the touch. Especially Solas, he wants every Inquisitor sooo badly, but he can never admit it unless it's female Elf Quizzy flirting first.

[Jazpar]

Revenge of the floating dead.

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Up yours!

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[BigEvil]

I have more screenshots to shock and amuse. Certainly NSFW or sanity!

 

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Inquisitor "You're shouting at each other in a library, this is so inappropriate."

 

Cassandra comes to tell the QunQuisitor that she cannot return her affection, and yet she also falls victim to Esaania Adaar's mesmerizing bosom.

 

Not really a bad screenshot, it just made me feel bad. I mean, this looks like it was made for my particular QunQuisitor to wear, but we are forever denied Par Vollen helmets for our Qunari.

 

Inquisitor *sees Bull wearing Dread* *Becomes so angry she goes cross-eyed*

 

Inquisitor "Does this overly large tankard perhaps symbolise some other large thing, Bull?"

 

Iron Bull "Now that you mention it..."

Inquisitor *cough* *splutter*

 

It is with deep regret that the Inquisition announces the passing of The Iron Bull. He died as he surely lived... bringing sexy back.

I think we all expected him to die this way, but still, talk about sudden and depressing!

 

Iron Bull "Technically it's the Inquisitor who's taking it... but the more the merrier."

Inquisitor *Death-glare of a trillion suns*

 

Leliana "Josephine is so innocent and naive of the ways of love. She's so pure and innocent and... and pure."

Inquisitor "Uh-huh. Riiiiight."

 

Iron Bull "Kadan, hey, Kadan, look. Look at my giant hand, it's bigger than your head, it's bigger than MY head. It is the ultimate hand!"

 

Damn it Leliana, now you've got Varric shooting in the wrong direction!

[Gilli]

Bruce was in a very serious conversation with Thane Svara Sun-Hair when Cole ran into him.

 

 

Bruce: I don't even want to know

 

[Pensieve]

 

Loghain "Orlesians! You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Loghain Mac Tir!"

I will always think of this quote when watching this cutscene from now on Brilliant 

[Jeniva]

[groundhogie]

Found these two while randomly browsing my screenshot folder, thought I'd share.

 

The face on Morrigan is priceless, she definitely didn't sleep well that night.

 

Creepy dwarf lady...

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[lynroy]

So, er...am I imagining it, or is Corypheus totally staring at her boobs? 

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[Jeniva]

well cory was asleep for a very very long time. imagine those blue balls.

[BigEvil]

So what you're saying is, if Cory had gotten laid a bit more he might never have entered the Fade in the first place? We have a dumb american pie-esque film in the makings. Quick, to the time-machine, we're going to ancient Tevinter!

 

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Inquisitor "Wow, that cloth must be amazingly strong to support someone sitting like that."

 

Inquisitor "Oh no, Solas has frozen again. Does anyone know how to restart an Elven Magebook?"

 

Inquisitor "No! Sera! Don't jump... or we won't have anyone to open locks."

 

That moment when you turn around and half your team is asleep. #InquisitorProblems

 

Inquisitor "I... you know, it's very rude to pretend not to hear me, Cassandra. I'm not boring. I'm not!"

 

Cullen "And for the Maker's sake will someone please get this snow off my bloody nose!"

 

Rebel mage "I've been burnt, electrocuted, and now they throw bees at me. Bees, my god. Could this day BE any worse?"

Alternate: Rebel mage "I've had it with these mf'in bees in this mf'in village!"

[Gilli]

Bruce: Solas....uh, you know this is a rock...right?

Solas: Yes. I'm aware.

Bruce: ...okay...

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Have an ungraceful Inquisitor.

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This could be dangerous....

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Is this woman just exhausted or dead?

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Interesting view.

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[berelinde]

Bruce, Skyhold is not your personal gymnasium! How did you even get up there?

[Gilli]

Bruce, Skyhold is not your personal gymnasium! How did you even get up there?

 

- Go up to Viv's balcony

- Jump on the corner of the fence on the left balcony

- Jump again and hope you land on the chandelier.