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[Gilli]

 I think it's Bruce's hair sticking up so far it makes him look taller. It's even poofier than Cullen's.

 

Here too?

 

[PapaCharlie9]

Here too?
 

And playing center position for the Fereldan Mabari pro basketball team ... it's BRUCE!!!

[PapaCharlie9]

Sera, speaking to Josie: "Inquisition is up there with Blackwall. Not a good time for blah-blah nobel shite, unless you want to see beardy naughty bits, (titter)."

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The Inquisitor, after yet another harangue about how great the Fade is from Solas and everyone is stupid for not agreeing with him:

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[lynroy]

A chantry sister who refused to die...

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Creative sword handling...

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If you think you a had hard time collecting shards...

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I don't think that's the proper way to use a staff...

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The second screen shot had me laughing. And then the last screen shot had me rolling.

 

Here too?

 

*snip*

Holy-- I didn't realize Bruce was a giant! Did he play basketball by chance?

[Gilli]

Holy-- I didn't realize Bruce was a giant! Did he play basketball by chance?

 

Not that I knew, but I'm beginning to speculate that his father might be a Qunari

[lynroy]

After seeing that screen shot, I would not be surprised!

[Chardonney]

The second screen shot had me laughing. And then the last screen shot had me rolling.

 

 

That last pic makes me laugh everytime I look at it. I hesitated a bit before posting it because I thought it might be a bit too naughty but, oh well...

[sjsharp2011]

Not that I knew, but I'm beginning to speculate that his father might be a Qunari

 

 

Iron Bull "I am your father"

 

Bruce " WHAT!"

[Gilli]

Iron Bull "I am your father"

 

Bruce " WHAT!"

 

[PapaCharlie9]

That's the last straw! I had to turn off the Walk Softly Trial. I won't stand for this. It's just too ... horrible! Horrible!

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There is no monster in the game that deserves to be taunted more than this one! Not to mention burned, frozen, shocked and stunned!

[sjsharp2011]

That's the last straw! I had to turn off the Walk Softly Trial. I won't stand for this. It's just too ... horrible! Horrible!

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There is no monster in the game that deserves to be taunted more than this one! Not to mention burned, frozen, shocked and stunned!

aww poor little fennec

[berelinde]

Poor little fennec! Those furry bastards are a first class PITA. They get winged by some stray AoE and the next thing you know, Blackwall's decided it's a bigger threat than the hurlock alpha and four hyenas right in front of you. He will then proceed to chase that plucker all the way to the Silent Ruins. Dorian will then inevitably have something wonky happen with his necromancer tree and he'll disappear, and Viviene will try to tank the hurlock alpha and get gacked, leaving the Inquisitor all by her onesies. All because of a fennec!

[Elite Fennec]

The words 'Elite Fennec' alone just make me laugh

[Chardonney]

That's the last straw! I had to turn off the Walk Softly Trial. I won't stand for this. It's just too ... horrible! Horrible!

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There is no monster in the game that deserves to be taunted more than this one! Not to mention burned, frozen, shocked and stunned!

 

Oh, no, no, no.  

[PapaCharlie9]

Unless the Inquisitor can figure out how to put a horse in reverse, this is not going to end well ...

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[Gilli]

Morrigan seems to be already very drunk.

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Is it snowing? Inside?  Why are there white sparkles? Fireflies? 

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Same Dorian, same

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Kiri, preparing for a dive into the pool.

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And handstand!

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This is less a bad screenshot and more a "I never noticed that Bull's Dread helmet has a jaw!  " moment.

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Dorian and Varric are really close friends.

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[PapaCharlie9]

Is it snowing? Inside?  Why are there white sparkles? Fireflies? 

What cutscene is that? I don't remember my IQ ever sitting? Squatting? ... quite like that.

[Gilli]

What cutscene is that? I don't remember my IQ ever sitting? Squatting? ... quite like that.

 

That's from when you save the elven woman from the Harlequin in WEWH.

[Melbella]

She's talking to the servant that Briala supposedly set up. But yeah, the stance looks a bit strange.

[JJ Likeaprayer]

Remember boys and girls, this is what will happen if you don't brush your teeth everyday.

 

Oops! Sorry Dorian,my horn went through your forehead.

 

Ummm...what the f.....

[Sifr]

Unless the Inquisitor can figure out how to put a horse in reverse, this is not going to end well ...

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This is why you NEVER buy horses from Tamriel!

 

[Gilli]

Went to get some loot in the Deep Roads with Kiri, when I hear battle sounds. Go back up to the others.

 

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EVERYONE'S IN THE WALL!  (except Kiri and Renn)

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And these two even managed to fall through the floor. 

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[PapaCharlie9]

Neither. I think they were too cheap to do a mo-cap of three different heights for IQ (dwarf vs. human/elf vs. qunari), so they just use the human scale mo-cap and then adjust the top of the head of the IQ to wherever that would be on the human model. Result: dwarves float up, qunari scrunch down.

I also did the Dorian romance with a Vashoth and some of the cutscenes were unintentionally hilarious as my IQ would scrunch down to be the same height. No screenshots of that, though, would be great for this thread.

I told a lie! I did have screenshots of this, just lost track of them.
 
First, here's a shot that shows their true height difference. The top of Dorian's head should be just below Adaar's collar bone.



Now suddenly the tops of their heads are the same height. Dorian must be standing on a chair or something.



As Dorian gets closer, the adjustment code starts to panic. It scrunches Adaar's head and neck down like a turtle.



In the actual cutscene, Adaar was popping up and down like a jack-in-the-box as the code tried to adjust his head height as Dorian moved around. It was pretty hilarious.

[Melbella]

I had some issues with my second trip to the spider cave in Forbidden Oasis. Blackwall somehow got stuck in the ceiling and all he could do was fall into thin air and then respawn in netherville. Ended up reloading.

[Sarielle]

Leliana is gonna murderknife this dope for tying his shoes on the shrine to the Maker. Seriously, who does that?