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Khim! WTF?! 

 

 

Never romance Sera with a rogue, that gets really awkward.

[PhotoJenn8]

Never romance Sera with a rogue, that gets really awkward.

 

Ugh... It happened in my dwarf Artificer's run and she's the one romancing Sera 

[BansheeOwnage]

Cassana?... Leiandra?... hmmm


 

CASSANDRA HOLD ME

 

I wanted to take some badass pictures of Cullen but his moustache kept getting in the way...

 

I had some odd things happen when trying to get shots of Cullen too:

 

Rowan and Cullen trying to take a selfie together, only...

...Maybe they've become a little too... attached to each other?

 

Though they did eventually end up successful:

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Smile, battle couple!

And get your hand off of that, Cullen! In public at least.

[Vanilka]

I had some odd things happen when trying to get shots of Cullen too:

 

Rowan and Cullen trying to take a selfie together, only...

...Maybe they've become a little too... attached to each other?

 

Though they did eventually end up successful:

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Smile, battle couple.

And get your hand off of that, Cullen! In public at least.

 

Reminds me of Wynne teasing Alistair by making inappropriate jokes about him and the Warden being "joined at the hip". 

 

See, this is one of the many reasons I like Cullen. Sometimes he's all Big Bad Lion,

 

 

... but then he's also...

 

[sjsharp2011]

Reminds me of Wynne teasing Alistair by making inappropriate jokes about him and the Warden being "joined at the hip". 

 

See, this is one of the many reasons I like Cullen. Sometimes he's all Big Bad Lion,

 

 

... but then he's also...

 

That's why we love him though right? RIGHT?

[BansheeOwnage]

Reminds me of Wynne teasing Alistair by making inappropriate jokes about him and the Warden being "joined at the hip". 

 

See, this is one of the many reasons I like Cullen. Sometimes he's all Big Bad Lion,

 

 

... but then he's also...

 

Haha! I still haven't done an Alistair romance playthrough. And Cullen literally being *ahem* inside the Inquisitor is just fodder for dirty jokes. I'm actually a bit surprised no one has made any yet

 

Oh maker, I'm dying, that's hilarious!    And he's even smiling, great! And the Inquisitor's expression matches perfectly. She's like:

 

- INQUISITOR GREATLY APPROVES

 

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Cullen's like:

And the Inquisitor's like:

 

And then they're like:

Mmh...

 

AAAAAnyway.

[BansheeOwnage]

Hmm, while we're on the subject of Cullen, here are some other screenshots that didn't quite turn out as planned, due to a certain pesky guard

 

I apologize if I've already posted these. I know I posted them somewhere, but forget if it was this thread.

 

Hey guard, I need to look inconspicuous right now, let me give you a backwards hug! Yeah, that'll do it. (Actually I should try a backwards hug in real life, now that I'm curious )

 

I guess she just really wants in on the action? Or perhaps just very dedicated to her post. Can't let the Inquisition down! Especially not in front/inside of two of its leaders!

 

What is this I don't even.

Inquisitor: Maker, this is not going quite as I imagined it.

Guard: Must. Keep. Lookout.

Cullen:

[Pensieve]

So, I was doing pranks with Sera when this happened:

 

Naked Cullen in the background!

 

And if that wasn't awkward enough:

 

Naked Cullen and Josephine's twin in the background!

[Vanilka]

Hmm, while we're on the subject of Cullen, here are some other screenshots that didn't quite turn out as planned, due to a certain pesky guard

 

I apologize if I've already posted theses. I know I posted them somewhere, but forget if it was this thread.

 

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Hey guard, I need to look inconspicuous right now, let me give you a backwards hug! Yeah, that'll do it. (Actually I should try a backwards hug in real life, now that I'm curious )

 

I guess she just really wants in on the action? Or perhaps just very dedicated to her post. Can't let the Inquisition down! Especially not in front/inside of two of its leaders!

 

What is this I don't even.

Inquisitor: Maker, this is not going quite as I imagined it.

Guard: Must. Keep. Lookout.

Cullen:

 

 It's like a bad sitcom. She sure is determined and dedicated to her duty.

[Vanilka]

It seems that entire scene can sure have some interesting things going on...

 

 

Ouch?

 

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Was... it something she said?

[BansheeOwnage]

So, I was doing pranks with Sera when this happened:

 

Naked Cullen in the background!

 

And if that wasn't awkward enough:

 

Naked Cullen and Josephine's twin in the background!

So, we've got 2 clothed Josephines, one naked Cullen and one armoured cullen right behind him! Look closely, you'll see his fur. That's quite a mess, ha!  Does this mean that maybe Cullen would also appear and get angry at you with Josephine if you pranked him? If so, it's a shame that was scrapped.

 

It seems that entire scene can sure have some interesting things going on...

 

 

Ouch?

 

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Was... it something she said?

For some reason I don't remember his doing that! When is it exactly during the scene?

[Vanilka]

For some reason I don't remember his doing that! When is it exactly during the scene?

 

It happens if the Inquisitor asks him whether he's all right with her being a mage. He stumbles upon his words for a bit trying to reassure her and kind of "facepalms" like that before the convo continues with the regular "What's stopping you?" from the Inquisitor. The animation is funny like that.

 

Now you've sort of caught me off guard because I'm not sure that's the only case. I've checked out the other options before but my memory fails me. But if you haven't romanced him with a mage and don't remember it, I guess it's possible.

[BansheeOwnage]

It happens if the Inquisitor asks him whether he's all right with her being a mage. He stumbles upon his words for a bit trying to reassure her and kind of "facepalms" like that before the convo continues with the regular "What's stopping you?" from the Inquisitor. The animation is funny like that.

 

Now you've sort of caught me off guard because I'm not sure that's the only case. I've checked out the other options before but my memory fails me. But if you haven't romanced him with a mage and don't remember it, I guess it's possible.

Oh, okay, thanks. I did romance him with a mage first actually, I must have just forgotten. I liked the added forbidden mage-templar romance angle

[Vanilka]

Oh, okay, thanks. I did romance him with a mage first actually, I must have just forgotten. I liked the added forbidden mage-templar romance angle

 

Indeed. Same for me. It's one of the several reasons why I chose Cullen with my mage Lavellan. I was interested in how he deals with it. It's also a little different from Lavellan's perspective. Because she's not hindered by Chantry's dogma (and at that point I believe neither is Cullen since he's not a templar any more, as he says in the convo at the lake, and his general "screw the Chantry" attitude in DAI). But that doesn't change the fact he's obviously had a lot of awful experience with magic which shows throughout the game. I suppose that for Lavellan it's about finding out whether he sees that in her. And whether he accepts who she is. Because if he couldn't do that, then being together wouldn't make sense for any self-respecting mage, a Dalish in particular. That's my take anyway. But I suppose that might not be exclusive to a Dalish mage. Either way, glad his attitude is as sweet as it is and, after Broken Circle and DAII, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that, despite his experience and trauma and his fear of magic, despite the fact magic can be dangerous and scary and actually very much is with the Breach and all, he's grown to have no problem with people who wield it. His character development throughout the franchise makes him one of my favourite DA characters.

 

Anyway, I'm rambling. Somebody post more screenshots to make me look less awkward, please.

 

And I'm an idiot because I should've noticed your character's staff!   Sorry.

[BansheeOwnage]

Indeed. Same for me. It's one of the several reasons why I chose Cullen with my mage Lavellan. I was interested in how he deals with it. It's also a little different from Lavellan's perspective. Because she's not hindered by Chantry's dogma (and at that point I believe neither is Cullen since he's not a templar any more, as he says in the convo at the lake, and his general "screw the Chantry" attitude in DAI). But that doesn't change the fact he's obviously had a lot of awful experience with magic which shows throughout the game. I suppose that for Lavellan it's about finding out whether he sees that in her. And whether he accepts who she is. Because if he couldn't do that, then being together wouldn't make sense for any self-respecting mage, a Dalish in particular. That's my take anyway. But I suppose that might not be exclusive to a Dalish mage. Either way, glad his attitude is as sweet as it is and, after Broken Circle and DAII, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that, despite his experience and trauma and his fear of magic, despite the fact magic can be dangerous and scary and actually very much is with the Breach and all, he's grown to have no problem with people who wield it. His character development throughout the franchise makes him one of my favourite DA characters.

 

Anyway, I'm rambling. Somebody post more screenshots to make me look less awkward, please.

 

And I'm an idiot because I should've noticed your character's staff!   Sorry.

I agree with all of that! Cullen, and the whole romance, is great. Ha, no, don't worry about it

 

Alright, more screenshots! Today's theme is: Weird magical effects!

 

Really solidifies that mages can warp reality, huh?

 

Who knew Barrier had such unexpected side-effects! Apparently it's great at growing extra parts of your body.

 

Rowan is actually a Fallen from Destiny, and sometimes when she's distracted her disguise fades

 

Ah. Ah! Ah -

- Chooooo!

 

Inquisitor, you're not supposed to sheathe the torch!

 

Fire does weird things.

Sometimes it gives you warpaint.

 

Other times,

...it turns you into Solas' friend!

[BigEvil]

Oh god, I'm cracking up here. This thread, every time.

 

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Inquisitor "I'll just walk towards this obviously open door with my eyes closed. What could possibly go wrong?"

 

Soldier in background "I'll crush you with my bare hands!"

 

Do stop slouching, you're not a moody teenager.

 

Inquisitor "Oh no, Cassandra's caught on the gears! We'll need to close the door again."

 

Inquisitor "Stop hiding you coward!"

Emissary "Nyah, nyah, can't catch me!"

 

Inquisitor "They're coming outta the walls, they're coming outta the goddamn walls!"

 

Inquisitor "Sera, what have I told you about using leaping shot without looking where you're leaping shotting?"

Sera "I'd like to live, thanks..."

[PapaCharlie9]

Orlesian fashion isn't well suited to open-flame lighting.

[Melyanna]

Derping Dorian

Levitating Cassandra

 

Lavellan makes a "porn star face".

 

 

Everybody is cross with the Inquisitor! I wonder what she did.

 

[Blind Io]

Dorian - gotta dance

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Trevelyan - We were in combat...

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[Gilli]

Loaded one of my saves from Bido Cadash to test an armor bug, but first I needed some leather.

Killed some rams, then a Druffy....

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When Druffy died, he flew up in the air and stayed there 

 

 

[BansheeOwnage]

Levitating Cassandra

So that's why other people think she's tall when she's the same height as everyone else! Mystery solved

 

Cullen often uses a similar trick to seem taller than Trevelyan, since he's only actually about an inch taller.

[Krypplingz]

Blackwalls nose strikes again!

(Small pictures here, but the rest are fairly big, so be careful with that yeah?.)

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A different type of Darkspawn.

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I like to think that Baldur was very empathetic to the girls on the dance floor, having himself been a victim of the humping hurlock. Varric knows where it's at, closes his eyes and prays that it will be over soon. Bianca prepares for eye gouging.

 

Get back here you imp!

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Trapped.

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Envy demon wins this time. Trapping poor Cadash in a tiny room with no doors, thanks to clipping. 

 

It's dark and scary beneath the Griffon Wing Keep. D:

 

It's all Adamant spoilers from now on, you have been warned.

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One thing Loghain and Alistair share is their graceful appearances. 

 

The Wardens have surrendered. 

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And the demons as well.

 

The END. Thanks for reading and have a goat. 

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[Gilli]

It's all Adamant spoilers from now on, you have been warned.

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One thing Loghain and Alistair share is their graceful appearances. 

 

 

 

 *dies*

[odekia]

So I'm sure this handsome fellow has been seen many times. What cruel things those red templars were up to... Attaching a human male's head into a dwarf female's body?!

 

I have seen him/her? in Emprise du Lion at entrance to the Suledin Keep as well as Drakon's Tower, where this screenshot was taken...

 

 

 

[Crowsfeet]

Are you a giant? Tired of dying in undignified positions? Apply a 'modesty elf' and spare your blushes.