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[Gilli]

I hate floating loot. 

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Harding: *coughs*

Greed: You okay? Need to see a healer?

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Greed: Cass.....are you okay?

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Ungraceful Inquisitor rolling by~

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[PapaCharlie9]

Still image doesn't really do this justice, but this leaf kept waving back and forth in front of Flemeth when she was trying to talk to Morrigan and my IQ.

[PapaCharlie9]

I knew those Avvar Bruisers pack a big punch, but this was ridiculous. One slammed my IQ right through the ground into the Fade beneath the Frostback Basin!

[Krypplingz]

Shhhh.

They are in the trees. Watching. Waiting. 

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But seriously. Both resident Giants of Suledin keep decided to show me mercy and killed themselves by leaping high into the air and dying from the fall.

Were they truly so frightened of the Fatman and his entourage? Or did they just realize how badly I suck at this game and gave me pity victory?

Guess we'll never know. 

[sjsharp2011]

Shhhh.

They are in the trees. Watching. Waiting. 

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But seriously. Both resident Giants of Suledin keep decided to show me mercy and killed themselves by leaping high into the air and dying from the fall.

Were they truly so frightened of the Fatman and his entourage? Or did they just realize how badly I suck at this game and gave me pity victory?

Guess we'll never know. 

Indeed got to admit I like it when the enemies do that to themselves sometimes saves me the trouble.

[Capler]

Welp...haven't tried posting a photo in a while, so here goes nothing. Obligatory beginning frown of ultimate despair, ahoy!

 

 

Cass: Shhh, shhh...go to sleep, my sweet.

Inky: nooooooooooooo

[BansheeOwnage]

Shhhh.

They are in the trees. Watching. Waiting. 

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But seriously. Both resident Giants of Suledin keep decided to show me mercy and killed themselves by leaping high into the air and dying from the fall.

Were they truly so frightened of the Fatman and his entourage? Or did they just realize how badly I suck at this game and gave me pity victory?

Guess we'll never know. 

Yes they are. Including my creepy Inquisitor being creepy

 

Welp...haven't tried posting a photo in a while, so here goes nothing. Obligatory beginning frown of ultimate despair, ahoy!

 

 

Cass: Shhh, shhh...go to sleep, my sweet.

Inky: nooooooooooooo

I seem to be the only one without the Obligatory Beginning Frown of Ultimate Despair, so I'll just have to post some more frowns to make up for it.

Warning: Way too many frowny faces follow, because I'm bored 

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Non-obligatory Frown of Penultimate Despair!

 

Frownicus Minoris

 

Frown of Impending Despair (though the situation actually looks pretty horrifying if you think about it)

 

Frown of GAAAHHHHOoooooOrb

 

Frown of My-Girlfriend's-Mind-Went-Somewhere-Dirty-After-Seeing-Her-Expression-And-Reading-The-First-Sentence-Of-The-Subtitle/Frown of Adam Jensen

 

Frown of Alistair's Doom

 

Frown of Cullen's Doom/Frown of Deathglare

 

Frown of Disgusted Sadness/Frown of Nope

 

Frown of FFF- Imminent Cursing

 

Edit: Ha, wow, I got a like one minute after posting Thanks 

 

Double Edit: I forgot one!

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Frown of Supreme Despair!

[Capler]

This is WAY too much fun. Also, NEW CHARACTER! I hope I can make the spoiler tags work...apologies in advance if I herp it the derp up.

 

Herp.

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And a derp.

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And a herp, two, three, four!

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Obligatory frown of despair, anyone?

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Sassy duckface! The impertinence!

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Aaand Cullen is SO not impressed with my shenanigans.

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[BansheeOwnage]

This is WAY too much fun. Also, NEW CHARACTER! I hope I can make the spoiler tags work...apologies in advance if I herp it the derp up.

 

Herp.

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And a derp.

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And a herp, two, three, four!

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Obligatory frown of despair, anyone?

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Sassy duckface! The impertinence!

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Aaand Cullen is SO not impressed with my shenanigans.

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Yes, it is way too much fun! I also apologize if I go overboard sometimes. Goofy, silly faces are always funny! I'm so very tempted to flood the thread with my own derp faces now  

 

And Cullen may not be amused, but apparently Solas approves

[Capler]

Yes, it is way too much fun! I also apologize if I go overboard sometimes. Goofy, silly faces are always funny! I'm so very tempted to flood the thread with my own derp faces now

 

And Cullen may not be amused, but apparently Solas approves

 

And to think that all this time I didn't even realize what a proficient derp face generator this game was! I have a lot of catching up to do. XD

I don't think you can have too many derp faces in a thread. Personal opinion: BRING 'EM ON!

 

Yeah, it says Solas approves, but his face says otherwise. His face is the squinchy face of constant judgement. Except for when he's happy!

HURRRR YAAAAAY

[Gilli]

Wonderful screenshot, photobombed by a ball of fluff 

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ò3ó

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Dorian: Seems to be a little warm here.

Morrigan: You don't say.

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No wonder the RTs had no problems with the elves. They can't even grip their daggers right.

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[Krypplingz]

D:

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Andraste no! Please! Staph! Let me out!

I don't want to die in Valence :'(

[Ugly crying]

 

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Back at Skyhold, the party never stops.

[BansheeOwnage]

And to think that all this time I didn't even realize what a proficient derp face generator this game was! I have a lot of catching up to do. XD

I don't think you can have too many derp faces in a thread. Personal opinion: BRING 'EM ON!

Alright, here we go! Prepare yourselves for an onslaught

Rowan Rutherford, ruining dramatic screenshots since 9:41 Dragon. Seriously, she was doing this so much I made an entire folder for it 

 

Ruining dramatic shots/sleepy Inquisitor:

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Gotta get some of that sun Breach on my face! Cass has been holding me underground for days!

 

Focus past the Herald. Let her will draw from you! You know, because she's tired.

 

Sorry guys, just... defend Haven without me... gonna take a nap.

 

Fade meditation?

 

Sorry Cullen, were you telling me about something important, like your struggles with lyrium?

 

Or maybe about how you're really scared to lose me?

 

Aaaaand the worst possible moment to fall asleep...

Poor Cullen 

 

3 times in one scene! Poor Cullen again

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Gonna look at you angrily and be all intimidating, sort of.

Angry sleepwalking Inquisitor?

 

Derps!

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Orly?

 

Bianca Derp

 

 

Ahaha, Cassandra, you liking that book is so funny.

 

No, really, it is                                                                                                          Stupid grin

 

Annoyed derp

 

Have you gone through years of Ben-Hassrath training to hide your facial expressions? Yeah, didn't think so.

 

Hey Morrigan

 

Wat.

 

You want to go to my chambers?!

 

Morrigan derp!

 

This shot just seems mildly derpy to me, like he's a bit stunned. Poor Cullen.

 

Excited derp

 

You must construct additional pylons, Corypheus! Derp.

Because the red lyrium looks like a pylon. ...Well it does to me, okay?

 

Super creepy fourth-wall-breaking looking-right-at-the-camera derps!

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One sec Cullen, just gotta stare right into this player's soul.

Maker, you've got some odd stuff going on in there. You should get help.

Oh-look-a-shiny-thing!

Smile awkwardly for the camera!

OOOOoooo!

- INQUISITOR APPROVES

 

One absolutely terribly embarrassing (for me, because I made it), um, "romantic" derp    Warning: What has been seen...

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...Cannot be unseen. Yep, I'm weird.

 

And finally, derp gifs!

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Hope you enjoyed my over-indulging!

[PapaCharlie9]

Hope you enjoyed my over-indulging!

OMG!             

 

The fourth-wall breaking is my favorite, but all are derpilicious.

[Capler]

Hope you enjoyed my over-indulging!

YUSSSSSSS

Also, I feel like I identify with your Inquisitor on a derpy, nap-fuelled spiritual level.

[BansheeOwnage]

I'm glad you guys liked them!

Yay!

 

OMG!             

 

The fourth-wall breaking is my favorite, but all are derpilicious.

Yes, those are hilarious. When I first took the shots (especially the smiling one) and saw how it turned out I actually burst out laughing for a while

 

YUSSSSSSS

Also, I feel like I identify with your Inquisitor on a derpy, nap-fuelled spiritual level.

Haha, I'm sure you're not as bad as those shots though  

[DarkAmaranth1966]

Inky: Okay I know I said I wanted a better mount but, I didn't mean you had to teach it to levitate.

Cole: Sorry, I was trying to help.

Iron Bull: It is kind of cool, Boss.

Sera: Put an arrow in it.

 

[Capler]

Welcome...to the DERPQUISITION. It has BEGUN.

(I think I need to fix my Inky's jaw or something. That's some super level derp goin' on.)

 

[BansheeOwnage]

Welcome...to the DERPQUISITION. It has BEGUN.

(I think I need to fix my Inky's jaw or something. That's some super level derp goin' on.)

 

Wow, haha, nice! That must have taken a while to make. The Inquisitor ones are hard to top, but I like that Cullen one near the bottom in the middle. It looks like it could be a (failed?) attempt at being seductive  Heeeey there...

 

Thumbs up!

[SilverArrow]

Every time I try and get a nice picture of my quizzy, I always end up with images like this.  Zoom is not my friend   

[PapaCharlie9]

Welcome...to the DERPQUISITION. It has BEGUN.
(I think I need to fix my Inky's jaw or something. That's some super level derp goin' on.)

What? No love for Sera? Or Dorian? Or Vivienne? Or Dorian?

[DarkAmaranth1966]

Inky: Cole, my horse needs a saddle if I am to ride.

Cole: She wants to help but she doesn't like leather on her back.

Cassandra: *Disgusted Noise*

Iron Bull: Here Boss, use my horns like stirrups.

 

 

 

 

How it got inside the Eastern Ramparts I don't know but, hello Horsey. LOL (and this is a vanilla game)

[Capler]

What? No love for Sera? Or Dorian? Or Vivienne? Or Dorian?

Oh, don't you worry. They'll show up.
This is but a taste of derp to come.

[BansheeOwnage]

Every time I try and get a nice picture of my quizzy, I always end up with images like this.  Zoom is not my friend   

Maker, noooooooooooooooo!

[PapaCharlie9]

The Inquisitor made a note to ask the Requisitions Officer why there was an appalling lack of seating in the grand hall.


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